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VladWind: Food & Running
Posted: 10:18 am
August 1st, 2006
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My UK friends seemed really puzzled with our eating habits so I have to share these two gems with you. One of the partners from Manchester (Jules) came along to my ITPRO group and brought his very charming girlfriend that had this question for me: “How does your health system cope with obesity?” – I am not sure if Katie and I laughed out loud at Lucy or if we just kind of looked at each other.. health system? No, no, we have insurance here when things break. The second question: “On our way here we saw a 24 hour pancake.. who needs a pancake 24 hours a day?” God the British are cute! But since Vladville has a worldwide audience let me share two of the delicacies from the south which is where I live.

Hamdog_bigThe first one is the hamdog.  It is a hot dog wrapped in a meat paddy and deep fried. It is then placed on a giant hot dog bun and topped with caramelized onions, cheddar, chilli and finished off with a nice fried egg. It comes with two fistfulls of fries and perhaps a diet coke. No, not a joke, this monster is real. Click on the picture to the right to enlarge it and watch it glisten.

Luther_bigThe second one is now world famous luther burger. This sandwich was actually made live on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the process is simply brilliant. Instead of buns they use two (or one sliced) Krispy Kreme doughnuts. If you’ve ever handled a doughnut you know it can get messy, not to mention when you slam the rest of the stuff on it. Just what does Mulligans put on the doughnut? You’ve guessed it, a double bacon cheeseburger. None of those pesky vegetables or grass getting in a way of things, just good ol’ eating. Big thanks to Texas Burger Guy for the pictures.

WdwvladlAnyhow, its August 1st and I’m getting back to my marathon training. I’ve obviously learned absolutely nothing from last years marathon but I also didn’t die which only means I owe it to myself to go back and kick some ass. I have roughly four months to get back in shape and my goal for this year is to hit that wall at about 22 miles, not 18 like I did this year. I’m running Orlando (Walt Disney World), Tampa (Gasparella), Miami (South Beach) and the usual breakdown of local 12K/half marathon things.


P.S. For all my Americans.. I did send Jules and Lucy to the 24 hour Krispy Kreme so they can watch the whole doughtnut making process and enjoy our culture to the fullest. I am not sure if they made it when the “Hot Doughnut” sign was on so they could watch people that can barely fit through the double doors get their dozen doughnuts served to them with a straw (don’t want to crush the hot doughnut by picking it up with your hand); If you can appreciate big numbers check out the KK Nutritional Chart. Poor Jules. As for Lucy, she lived through my presentation and is getting a degree in theology, so KK probably was not the thing that ruined that night

13 Comments

Greg Blithe |

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit Batman! Why not just load a gun and blow your head off, its quicker than eating a burger doughnut. Thats a new low in our fatness if you ask me.. And I thought that Taco Bell was going crazy. Wow.



Tim Barrett |

Americans live a lifestyle of convenience. Plus fattening food is cheap, while healthy food is expensive. Therefore ‘lazy’ + ‘cheap’ = ‘unhealthy’. Simple food economics. Case-in-point: myself. Long hours, lousy diet, sedentary lifestyle.

For the month of August I decided to a) return to the gym, b) give up ALL fast food, c) give up sodas. When SMB Nation rolls around in early September we’ll see if I stuck to it. If I fall off the wagon I’ll eat a hamdog or a luther burger – the Brits get to pick which one!



Tim Barrett |

And Greg, at least we don’t serve food called ‘bubble and squeak’. Sure it’s healthier than a luther burger, but at least we give our tripe benign-sounding names.

Seriously though, if the US companies were made to label foods ‘unhealthy’ like the UK, it would certainly help: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2147758,00.html

People are stupid enough to think that the labels ‘No Sugar Added’ or ‘Fat Free” means that it’s good for you. Since when did a pack of ‘Twizzlers’ become healthy just because it says ‘fat free’?

(And Scotts, don’t think we forgot about haggis).



Robbie |

Three words Vlad, you’ve heard them before & I’ll say them again:

Oh.
My.
God.

Its not just the Brits that are fascinated (if that’s the right word) by all this stuff & its not just the fried/krispy kreme based food that does my head in.

Since when does a simple little chicken cobb salad need to come with not one, not two but three hard boiled eggs, half a pig of bacon & at least a 1/3 of the population of Aunty Penny’s Chattanooga Chicken farm, bbq’d & sliced on top.

My oh my.

R

PS – thanks for lunch though, twas lovely to see you in your natural habitat! hehe



vlad |

Tim,

You can only get the Hamdog & Luther Burger at Mulligans in Atlanta (Decatur County, not sure which direction thats in I haven’t driven through ATL in a while). I’ve never had one and by the looks of it I don’t think I ever will. Though you have to admire that someone would actually eat that. Maybe we can get Chris to drive out there and meet in ATL..

I doubt you can get that stuff shipped, maybe they could throw it in a blender and send you a smoothie? :)

I would love to have a vlog episode of someone trying to eat the ham dog. Wonder if queenie would be up to it….

-Vlad



Ian |

Now I really cannot wait for SMB Nation, do they sell this at McDonalds in USA?



Stewart |

You can cross the marathon finish line with one sandwich in each hand. :)

But yeah, thats disgusting.



richwalkup |

That shit looks utterly disgusting and I rather enjoy garbage food. If you decide to vlog that ham dog thing, I’m game as long as there are no Luther Burgers around. I’ll even wear an ExchangeDefender shirt if you want me to – talk about great marketing. LOL.



chris rue |

vladwind?

in the name of all that is good & right in the world…

please tell me that you haven’t come up with some kind of smell-o-vision for all things vlad.

talk about cruel & unusual punishment.



chris rue |

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3.5 hours, one way, for me to commit intestinal suicide , btw.

maybe the next time cmp or harry is over in atl, i'll brave it. but only if ownwebnow furnishes me with a portable defib unit.



Terry Constable |

Woohee, if ya’ll want to meet in Atlanta I know I can put down a hamdog or a luther burger (but not both). And Chris Atlanta is about the same distance from Columbia, SC. Until then I’ll stick with the local BBQ Buffet, three kinds of BBQ, home fried chicken, fried fish, fried okra (mmmmm), and a big ole skewer of pork roasted for the pickin’. Add that to some fresh greens and hushpuppies and I’m in heaven. Of course I have to go to the gym for hours after that or I’ll be dead in a week.



chris rue |

hey terry…

it’s all about dreamland ribs here in t-town.

and yeah, after lunch there…

it’s either the gym or angioplasty.



Tom Crosbie |

Just tell me this stuff is cooked and not rare!!








 

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