I usually keep this kind of filth off Vladville but I figured since its a slow weekend this might break the iPod monotony:
Ten reasons why your SMB shouldn’t blog
1. Nobody is going to read your blog.
2. Nobody is going to read your blog.
3. Nobody is going to read your blog.
4. Nobody is going to read your blog.
5. Nobody is going to read your blog.
6. You’re barely literate enough for email, do not embarrass yourself by doing something you can’t lie about having “written on my PocketPC”
8. You probably can’t count either.
9. The only blog post of yours I’d ever read is on “how to unsubscribe from your crappy pseudo-SPAM mailing list, you annoying, incessant overpriced too-old-for-geek-squad goof”
10. Blogging, twittering, facebooking is most popular with the teens and middle-aged perverts chasing that tail. Which group does your business fall in?
-Vlad
Please send all complaints and angry mail to my PR Firms Barrett & Barrett Associates for USA, Susanne Dansey for EMEA.
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