Woke up quick at about noon,

Just thought that I had to be in Orlando soon?

Ok, enough with NWA references but this probably means I can no longer make fun of Erick Simpson’s Compton back yard, I got my own little thugville here in Orlando. #1 in forclosures, #11 in murders.

Hell, even cops shoot other cops here!

So bring your kids to Orlando’s fine tourist attractions, they can meet Mickey Mouse and Spungebob Squarepants, just make sure you don’t go to the three o’clock parade, anytime you see a car creeping up with a bunch of people on the back of it you know some violence is about to go down.

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