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Official Endorsement
Posted: 12:25 am October 30th, 2008	Post a comment Awesome

(this is meant to be funny/satirical)

I fully and completely endorse Barack Obama for President of United States of America.

Not necessarily for his policies, or track record, or judgement or his financial plan. I just absolutely love this guys style, the level of ass displayed just today fits into Vladville perfectly:

Arrogance

Obama rolled out a 30 minute infomercial during prime time to pimp himself out for the arguably greatest job in the world. Fighting with a campaign that’s all but run out of money, venom and tax cheating plumbers, to go out and buy 30 minutes across top 3 TV networks to gloat is something even Vince McMahon didn’t do when he bought WCW for spare change in his couch and a pack of peanuts.

I’m soooo Hood Throwback

Obama held a rally at midnight right down the street from me and brought out the greatest black president in the history of America: William Jefferson Clinton. Not only do I share a birthday with Bubba but the value system too: Chunky college chicks. Yummy.

Cheap Shots

Quote of the election, about taxes: 98% of small businesses make less than $250,000. And 99% of plumbers make less than $250,000!

That my friends is what I call a Vladville hat-trick. If he took a swipe at SPFs and got played out by Lil Wayne and T-Pain I would be defacing my car with a bumper sticker right now.

Cheapshot Update: Not 120 seconds after this post live I got an IM: “you need the full quote – 98% of small businesses make less than $250,000. And 99% of plumbers make less than $250,000! 101% of SBS consultants make < $250K.”

Seriously folks, thank you for reading my blog. If there is one thing this blog can ever do to influence you to be a bigger ass, you let me know

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President On Best Political Blogs » Blog Archive » Official Endorsement | October 30th, 2008 at 12:50 am

[...] Official Endorsement (this is meant to be funny/satirical) I fully and completely endorse Barack Obama for President of United States of America. [...]

DJ James | October 31st, 2008 at 5:49 pm

Vlad,

I would find your endorsment of Barack more believable if I wasn’t aware of your ‘survival of the fittest’ attittude toward partcipants in the industry.

Barack’s position on SPF is quite clear. The top 5% of the industry should be taxed 40% of their customers, so that they can be re-distributed to the SPF to keep help them maintain business parity with the more successful members of the industry.

As for McCain I am am reminded of Churchill’s description of democracy. McCain is the worst possible president, except every other we are currently being offered.

DJ James
WA, USA

vlad | October 31st, 2008 at 6:36 pm

DJ,

“survival of the fittest” in the IT industry is a given because businesses are built on top of competition. If you are struggling as a business and can’t figure out a way to get enough business to hire people thats an indication that you need to go get a job with someone who can.

Again, social programs are not something that can be compared with anything else. The only reason people try to argue through metaphores and completely unrelated terms is because it is hard to watch someone who lost their limbs fighting for this country lay on the sidewalk.

If we can ignore every shred of what makes us human then there is truly no end to how low we can go.

-Vlad

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