I’m suing Scott Adams

I am so suing Scott Adams about this comic:

That’s the whole Shockey Monkey business model damnit! It shocks the monkeys so you don’t have to!

Gah. I guess now I can delete Erick Simpsons legendary Glengarry Glen Ross impersonation “Close that ticket down. Coffee is for closers only. You hear me, you #@%@ #$%^@#%???”