i could think of plenty of things, but not sure how appropriate they would be listed here

Buy the thing that every business owning geek should have… a Rolex (Submariner or Explorer II).

A new shirt is always nice.
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product.aspx?clear=true&number=%20153277535

Call me - Once you get past the gate, you will need to know where the keys can be found. Happy Birthday. Go pimp my west coast condo.

Note to self… start locking the computer at home when going for a nap.

-Vlad

Oh, and I bought 5 pairs of Dockers Kakhi’s so travis doesn’t look so homeless. That was his birthday gift.

MUHAHAHAHA. Good going Katie!

I just reread the post!

mdalligood - I like how you think.

wmiwmi - a Rolex is officially too expensive as is any Italian made vehicle

mark - I have been considering something that would bring out Vlad’s global appeal - http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/greece/male

Hi Katie,

If he liked the Graeters ice cream I can get you some more.

Happy BDay Vlad.

What Vlad wants… I better not speculate. I don’t want a ticking package mailed to me. No, it would not be a Rolex in that box.

But this should always help…
http://www.beeronthewall.com/online-store/scstore/c-north-coast-rasputin.html

-Ken

Well, how about this Italian made vehicle…it’s not too expensive and I’m pretty sure Vlad would enjoy it.

http://www.ducati.com/bikes/my2006/ducatiModel.jhtml?family=monster&modelName=M620D-06

If he likes pictures how about a digital photo frame? Larger the better…

orlandoskydive.com

Throw him out of a airplane. My wife did it to me about 2 years ago.

I am pretty sure a threesome would fit the bill.

Aaaaand we have a winner!

Seriously, for my audience, you guys disappointed the crap out of me until now. Nobody though to recommend a porn site pass? My god,

ntpro, whoever you are, thank you for that! email me at vlad at ownwebnow dot com and send me your address, that deserves a tshirt.

-Vlad

dam it. i eluded to that in the very first post! but try 89.com. it was splatter (bad choice of words) all over the logs i checked today for a client who wanted to see what her husband was up to…

besides what do you get a man with the perfect life, perfect wife and perfect job??? (still kissing ass for a consolation prize

seriously, happy birthday.

Sorry, when I suggested shirt I put the wrong link… http://www.cafepress.com/sbsriffraff

A new t shirt with some random Nike sign on it.

You could always buy yourself something and give it to him. Then again Vlad is so spiteful he may keep it

Industructable digital camera.

http://www.olympusamerica.com/cpg_section/product.asp?product=1287

Shockproof. Waterproof. Freezeproof. Crushproof.

Looks awesome. Every traveling geek needs one.