Before anyone asks, I am not drunk/high/crazy, this is from the new movie “Horton hears a who!” and my namesake plays a role (there are two roles actually):

“Vlad, Vlad. I know two Vlads. Is it the bad Vlad, or the bunny Vlad that makes the cookies?” -Horton The Elephant (Horton Hears A Who)”

There, now that you know, get creative and get your shuffle!

I prefer the drunk/high/crazy excuse!

the beaver-watcher vlad
vlad after ED ver 5 updates
….I’m Vlad Man……

The Vladest Vlad of them all?

pretty tricky disclaimer, everyone who reads this rag is either a friend, family member or employee, normal people don’t come here :>)

Vlad the Inhaler?
Picked up a new habit?

Soon to be: Vlad the Dad!
And from someone who never wanted to have kids, trust me when I say it’s the best letters to have after your name!

Don’t make me take my business to the Wickershams!

“I will devour the servers. Then I regurgatate them. Then I devour them a second time. So two times devoured.” Long live the Cloud. Vlad, King Cumulas.

Vlad, Vlad the Riff Raff Regurgitator
Promisin’ Monkeys and an SPF hater.

He’s got a hand on his Weasel
But no Indians in his Bucket
When it comes to sugar coatin’
He just says… “f***it”

He’s the leader at OWN
Defendin’ yo’ inbox…
What happend to the SBSShow?
That s*** rocks

He’s on planes from FLA,
over to the Big D
Spendin’ all his spare time
supportin’ the community

VladFire, VladCast,
an Exchange wiki too
That boy got no time
to even take a poo

He built a Hackintosh
‘cuz the customer’s right
That’s the type of guy he is —
out o’ site

I could keep on rhymin’,
there’s so much to say
But there’s just one reason I hit vladville every day

Vlad’s the man, the one, the only.
Without a blog post, my RSS is lonely.

Thanks to Vlad for all he’s done.
It’s hard to believe he’s only just begun.
Always willing to go the extra mile.
That last line’s just so I can rhyme “gaypile”

Thanks, man, from all the silent lurkers out here.

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