Despite all my rage I’m just a monkey in a cage

Certain someone said they would pay for this picture. So before it ends up on eBay I'm just going to out myself. I'm a total and complete idiot. I managed to lock myself in our datacenter cage and had to call to get help. In the meantime, this wonderful picture was snapped. Yup. I am that brilliant. Yup… global network. 2,000 servers. Locked myself in a cage. I have no excuse.