Why geeks make horrible executives

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A few months ago I spoke to Dana who was working on OpenID authentication for AuthAnvil. OpenID, eh? (not a slant on Canadians, just pure interest in decentralized authentication technology) It got me thinking, I comment on a ton of blogs and I almost always have to look up the password in my KeePass database. Pretty lame.

OpenID concept is pretty simple. You run an authentication server (which can literally be a single web page) on your web site and by embedding information using those cool META tags you allow remote OpenID-enabled to redirect you back to the script where you log in and get redirected back to the original site. In effect, you authenticate (ie: login to wordpress) and because you’ve proven your ownership of the site (www.vladville.com) the remote end can query and get extra info like your name, email address, etc.

Anotherwords, you do not need to generate another password and then guess it and request reminders when you forget it. For just a blog comment? Screw it, who would waste so much time doing something like that. I spoke to soon.

Enter The Geek

I saw that Pablo commented on my blog today. I go over to see what he said and apparently his site supports comments authentication via OpenID! Ohhhh really? Well, let me hook up this OpenID thing then, he doesn’t get to be cooler (work with me here, OpenID = cool!) than I am.

Three hours, two OpenID frameworks, and one broken WordPress template later, Vladville is OpenID enabled. Not  only can I use OpenID authentication to comment on remote blog sites, but you can use OpenID authentication to comment on Vladville!

Now back to stick it to Pablo; Comment time, auhenticate using other OpenID, http://www.vladville.com and go.. BAM, his site errors out. All this efford to make OpenID work on this end so I can post a comment back on his blog and his safe_mode ruins the day:

Warning: mkdir(./tmp/): Permission denied in
/usr/share/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/
openid/openid-classes.php
on line 101

Warning: opendir(./tmp/): failed to open dir: No such file or directory in
/usr/share/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/
openid/openid-classes.php
on line 401

Warning: Cannot modify header information – headers already
sent by (output started

 at /usr/share/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/openid/
openid-classes.php:101) in /usr/share/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/
openid/openid-classes.php
on line 360

Son of a b….

It never ceases to amaze me how much time and skill I can throw to a complete waste. On the bright side, its likely that a blog spammer will implement OpenID before any of my friends (other than Sarah; come on girl where is your OpenID?) do and will have much easier time promoting drug sites over vladville.com.

It’s been a real victorious day at Vladville  

Hidden ways of profiting from WWPC

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Over the past few years I’ve been fortunate enough to go to so many places and conferences.. and undeniably.. WWPC 2007 was easilly the most fun I’ve ever had out in the field. I wish every day could be like that, wake up at 8AM and work like crazy till 4PM and then party till 3 AM. Repeat.

Yes, I’ve told you all the wonderful ways that I’ve managed to pull off successful things at WWPC, business wise, but you can also be successful doing other things at WWPC. I think Dave said it the best: This is the best part of the business. When I’m back I can look at the awards and think of all these good times and say (I’m doing well)! That is why I always bring a video camera with me, it is so much richer than pictures alone and brings back so many great memories. Yes, a picture can take you back to what you think happened, but the video lets you live in that moment.

For example, here is how I got a % share of KP Enterprises. (2 Mb video); pwn3d

I’m Back (Pictionary)

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Denver was certainly a place to catch up with some interesting people… Yes, thats my eyes rolling back into my head. (just kidding, she was great)

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And I found the creepy murals! Eehgwthw… That thing was very disturbing.

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But I’m heading back to Orlando, to help push the product and accelerate opportunities of my partners! Forget about swag, I’m gonna start shipping Heineken for every ExchangeDefender mailbox provisioned.

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And I was accompanied back by two wonderful ladies from Microsoft UK; The one on the left (Neha) will be working with Dave Overton who recently moved into a new position, the one on the right (Jen) is the new Robbie running marketing for the SBSC stuff. Love Dave and Robbie, but talk about an improvement, at least visually, and thats at 1:30 am. 

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And I’m back. Home sweet home.

I walked by my Polycom earlier this morning and was surprised by the number of digits you can fit on the phone in terms of the number of missed calls. Ouch. Don’t expect a lot from me next week guys, actually most of the next month or so might not get to see a lot of Vlad as I’m in meetings and helping move things around here.

So dear road, it’s been fun, it’s been a pleasure. Time to go back in the lab and work on the master plan. What is the master plan Pinky?

 

WWPC: Where’s the beef Vlad?

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From the mailbag:

Subject: Where’s the beef Vlad?

Enjoyed the reports from WPC thank you for doing them. It looks like you had a great time.

Thank you for representing our interests to Microsoft. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I would like to know if you have considered writing more about the direction we should be taking in smallbiz based on all you have seen this week?

…. personal stuff here ….

Scott, thank you for the email. However, it is unlikely you will see that – for a considerable time; allow me to explain:

Giving direct business advice based on my experience borders on consulting and it would be quite dangerous for me to attempt that. Unless it is listed under articles, everything you see here is AS-IS with no warranty at all. You just see my thoughts, opinions and impressions and you are welcome to accept them, dismiss them or use them in whichever way you see fit that doesn’t violate the copyright.

But that’s all it is. I go through great trouble not to use the spell checker not to make this appear like a newspaper or a proper publication. I hope all of you following this understand that everything you see is just one mans opinion, not the gospel, not fully researched and backed paper or article. I don’t know how many times I have to write “truely” or “akward” to prove that;

Now……. Having said that. Microsoft TechEd and Microsoft WWPC are very expensive tickets. Ones that also come with a week of lost productivity, away from my family and fankly very long and exausting days for someone that has spent his professional lifetime in front of a monitor. Add to that the SMBTN, the SMB Nation, the Swing Migration conference, etc. Make no mistake, I have come to neither of those events with a press pass.

I came to learn and network and, as I wrote last night, talk to my peers about the changes I am making. Consider it a free business plan evaluation if you wish. I come to get product feedback and service ideas, partnership opportunities, etc. Its a pure business investment on my part. And frankly, its not something you get for free. I remember talking to Chris a long time back about the opportunity costs of new products and services. I told him that if I really needed that incremental revenue all I’d need to do is sit down and push a little on the things I’m already doing.

Thats why I do this, thats why I continue to come to these conferences, thats why I continue to invest time and effort into being here. It is a long term investment in the future of my business. Likewise, it is not an investment that I am willing to offer to the strangers for free, a book project I intend to use to bring in the money or anything I expect to use for anything but the long term success of Own Web Now. I had this very conversation with Susanne and Dave yesterday, that of my overall lack of motivation when it comes to doing more direct work to pursue indirect reputation in the community. I already run a very successful, respected and profitable business so any further investment into that, outside of the direct parter directed/beneficial in a restricted fashion, just seems like building a really large house and inviting people to live in it for free.

Update: .. and its not like I don’t already give enough via the VladCast, Vladfire, Vladville and all my many freebie projects. I have worked very hard to earn this reputation and will continue to put up the things I find interesting that I feel you ought to look at. But its just an incentive, a motivation… to do better and look higher. It is not a feeding bottle, a book, a guide, a blueprint or anything of the sort. At some point you just have to sit back and say – “I get it! Now I’m going to work for it.” That… is not something I can do for you, that is something you do for yourself.

WWPC: The End

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Back in my hotel room, WWPC is done with and I have a folder full of notes, project ideas, business goals and improvement plans that will take years to implement.

As you head back home and are waiting for your delayed flight I offer this bit of advice: be patient. I know you are probably excited, exilirated, with what you have learned from Microsoft and from your partners and you want to move as fast as humanly possible. Microsoft is innovating, pages and pages of new products in 2008, so naturally you’ve got to move quick? Yes? Yes? No. Nope. Stop, hold on, wait a minute, throw out an anchor and step back. In the information and tip overload that WWPC is, its easy to take the lessons learned and rush to quickly implement them – after all, they seem so simple – you can do it next week! The trick is not getting it implemented, quickly, it’s making sure that the changes you do committ to your business stick with it for years to come. It’s something you take to another conference and ask other partners “Hey, thinking about doing XYZ, any ideas or suggestions?”

Some of the best decisions and implementations I’ve used to make my business successful were not quick fixes, tips or rushes to market. They were things that were planned, tested, evaluated, trialed and proven. They took a lot of work, a lot of careful planning and execution. So as you head back home bright eyed feeling like your life has fundamentally been changed remember that you’re not by yourself, that there is a lot of adoption that needs to happen internally and externally, that you have to prepare for it before you pull the trigger. Be patient, great things take time to happen, if they are happening seemingly overnight they are likely not thought through enough. Let go of the impulse and focus on what got you to this point to begin with.

WWPC Day 4: The Big MAPS Wrap

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On a personal and social side, I’m quite down and out today, on a number of fronts for a number of reasons.

On a professional and corporate side, however, I am excited, clueless and more driven than ever before. I used to tell my friends and coworkers, if you leave this meeting without feeling stupid you haven’t learned anything. This was one such four day meeting and prepares for a very interesting year. I’ll explain in more detail later, as things drop. Funny, I’ve grown up to the point that even I have to be secretive. I can’t divulge anything that happened prior to noon.

Today: MAPS

Today I had a long afternoon meeting with a lady that is in charge of the global Microsoft Action Pack Subscription and Strategy. For all intents and purposes you should assume that the following is a crackpot fantasy that I am making up. You’ve been warned, so now on with the fable:

I chatted with a lady about doing a video interview today. “What do you do”, Vlad asks. “I am in charge of the global strategy empowering Microsoft partners” she says. “What exactly does that entail?” wonders Vlad, tweaking his goatee. “I am the defender of the action pack” and with that she raised her sword and said “for the honor of Greyskull.”

Now that I have eliminated any possibility of this being taken seriously…

This is someone that runs one of the simultaneously most beneficial and most controversial of Microsoft programs. One that both empowers and infuriates Microsoft partners. One that brings out some special feelings for every Microsoft partner dealing with SMB infrastructure.

So the first request I had, aside from asking to video tape her, was to get her to dumb down the Action Pack business for me. How does it work? How do you decide which software to put in it? How do you accept feedback? What do you do with feedback? How do you select which software you add or drop from the Action Pack? How are you policing it? How are you distributing it? How are you fulfilling orders?

Your basic questions from a third grader curious about why the sky is blue…

But rather than to pass me off she humored me and explained all the little nuances, intricacies, bits, crumbs and pieces of decisions that make MAPS what it is. To sum it up, rather unscientifically:

When you design big programs you think of the whole world. What works in USA does not work in Russia, what fits in Australia does not fit in Germany and when your goal is to give all worldwide partners the same advantages there are some interesting things to consider.

Then I did a bit of show and tell. I pulled up my laptop and went straight from my blog to the smallbizit Yahoo group to the thread I started on Monday when changes to MAPS legitimacy were first announced. I told her that I sympathize with the tough position she is in and wanted to show her that even in the community we can’t come up with a decisive solution and we don’t know (or care about) all the facts.

She took her time to sit with me and go through all the 20+ responses on the subject. She explained in detail why things happen, how they work, how the decisions are made, etc. I can honestly say I understand and appreciate what Microsoft has to go through to keep things fair.. Tax stuff – nope, privacy issues. Proctor MCP Tests – nope, too complex for developing countries. Certifications – nope, partners would get locked out and get upset, etc.

Why this matters…

Indirectly speaking, this is very important.

All everyone wanted to talk about was my meeting with Ballmer. Strictly speaking, what we discussed would impact roughly 3 out of 40,000 of you that come to my site each day.

But the section above, about MAPS, impacts a good majority of you no matter where you are because this was a discussion with someone who sets up the worldwide strategy for Microsoft to establish, promote and grow the Microsoft Partner Program. And unless you work for Microsoft… you’ll never know how it all works or why it works the way it does.

So why is it important?

Because, as Microsoft Partners, even if we don’t like Microsoft decisions we are more willing to live with them if we are explained the cause, the constraints and the justification.

The best way Microsoft decision makers can reach us without fighting a lot of red tape is through blogs. Unlike David, I don’t write memorandums demanding change, I’ve worked with Microsoft long enough to know that doesn’t work. All I do is encourage them to keep the channel of communication open, to blog, to speak their mind. Pardon the expression, but I ask them to be my partner.

Consider the irony of this for a moment. 10–12,000 Microsoft Partners paid on the average $1,600 for just the ticket to get into the room to have a talk with Microsoft and Microsoft partners. Thats a big chunk of change just to have a conversation. Thats exactly what blogs are. They are free. They are open.

And dear Steve… Wondering how we could work better together? Imagine a partner conference where complaints and objections have been voiced online and the partners met annually not to complain but for the sole purpose of growing the business and providing higher end solutions. Imagine the partner ecosystem in which the top 10,000 companies are well informed by your senior management, as decisions are made, and we instead focus not on addressing the past business obstacles and missed opportunities but the future business growth potential. Now that is the kind of a partner program I would invest into, heavilly, because it would produce clear and immediate ROI.

… and thats how Vlad got beaten to death

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Every now and then I write a blog post.. and just as I click on submit I give my mouse a grip of death for about a minute… contemplating whether opening my mouth is worth the trouble the post will cause. Then there are posts that I know will get me beaten… this is one of them.

This is actually a favor for Susan, who begged me to go take a picture of the SBS booth at the WWPC. Then yesterday she threatened me after I called one of her singers a geezer – she even dug him up in an encyclopedia to smack me around. Ok, fine, I’ll go wrestle with vendors to get you the shot Susan.

As my friend Carlos said “And thaaats where yo lost DA BALL game”; Picture below:

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Thats a kickass SBS booth. Now, I’m no SBS MVP but looking at this booth I’m venturing to guess SBS R2 is some sort of a marketing technology? It builds profitable businesses and attracts new customers? Long term relationships? I gotta hop over to the SBS blog and find out if thats one of the wizards I must have missed over the years

My customers are going to kill me. All these years we’ve been deploying a Microsoft server collection whose only limitations included 75 GB store limits in Exchange and lack of cross-domain trusts, but when they find out we’ve just been selling them crapware that illustrates sales and assessment software… Gonna be a rough Monday.

Not even a green check of health!!! Anywhere!!! It was nice knowing you folks, really was.

WWPC Day 3

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Today (well, yesterday) was a big day for me. And although none of it applies directly to you and your needs as my treasured readers, I feel it is my responsibility as someone who told you to come to WWPC to see what can come from these social / networking events on a grand scale. So I’m the guy in the pink shirt and here is the big picture:

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(sorry Katie, punt was neccessary)

Today I had meetings with my biggest clients and my biggest prospects. I had a meeting with Steven Ballmer yesterday, discussing the very thing I blogged about previously – the importance of ISV solution provider in the Microsoft partner system, as perhaps the only integrator of complex solutions available. I was in a panel with Robert Deshaies (and Paige Bosen and Eric Ligman and literally everyone below Robert Deshaies in the Microsoft Partner Program) discussing the past, present and future of Microsoft SBSC program and how it can further help us here in United States. I also had a very brief couch conversation with Eric Ligman about the SBSC as it pertains to retailers and their chosen approach. While I am sure you can understand the contents of these meetings are fairly confidential, I trust you also know that I have voiced your concerns. The particular value of this, really at any level, is clarity. That brief moment of brevity when someone explains to you the challenges, opportunities, tradeoffs an benefits – and you understand why they made the (at times difficult) decision they had to make. We all run businesses, and serve businesses, and this is why I go out of my way to understand how the best in the business operate, evaluate and decide.

Partners, Partners, Partners

The remainder of the conference went to the partnership meetings. I see these as the natural progression of my business and evolution as a part of something much bigger than Vlad or OwnWebNow. We’ve gone from consulting to ISP to ASP to vendor and now finally arriving and highly customized, personalized and cared for solutions. I often look at other businesses in my league and their attempts to cookie cutter everything and realize thats where we were several years ago.

Where we are today is at a unique role to be able to provide a global presence, expertise in Microsoft’s ever evolving stack, migration to and from Linux, high availability solutions and what I like to call “agile development” in terms of being able to deliver a proof-of-concept solution to customers on a whole new scale.

From conversations with fellow SBSers I can tell you that they all recognize the need to commoditize this business and grab as big of a pie as possible. How? By partnering and using economies of scale. Sure, there are exceptions to this (which is not even close to a rule) and then there is a very different mindset altogether – I am not putting either down for a change, I am just trying to explain mine.

Mine…. is that of staying ahead of Microsoft in service. Not in innovation, not in pricing, not in depth or breth. In service.

Step into the Social

This is the most fun I’ve had at a partner conference… ever. My business meetings wrapped by 5 PM and the remainder of the evening really went to hanging out with some dear friends whose company I truely enjoy. We first went to the vendor party at the CC followed up by the Red ROI Apple goofoff. I have no way to explain this to you in any way that you wouldn’t lose all respect for me, whatever little of it I have left out there, so I won’t even try.

Huge, huge…. just phenomenally huge thanks to Carlson Colomb of Level Platforms. Carlson got us into the infamous ISV Party where I spent some time hanging with Erick, Dave, Karl, Paul Fitzgerald, Nancy, Susan Levine and Mark. It is so nice to have friends on the road, they make such a difference when days get long. Not constantly talking about business, geek and other stuff really takes it to a whole new level. I really wish I could share more with you but I can’t. In brief, this beat last years UK party for me. Yes, really. Ok, maybe just a little peak: One of the club levels was water – so lots of beach toys. This girl got two little baloons, put them under her shirt and was so fascinated by them that she couldn’t stop shaking around; welcome to my league of public embarrasment, I just had to take a pic:

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I texted Dean and Susanne about 20 minutes after we got to the party and just told them they had to be at the ISV party. Susanne “you are not to blog about anything I just told you” Dansey.. <censored> Long story short, Dean, Susanne and I ended the day with a nice quiet bar on the 16th street mall in Denver. They taught me about Australia, UK history, nuances, language, states. It was a perfect way to wrap a phenomenal day.

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Last year, fundamentally, changed my business, my personal life and the way I work. Will this one live up to it?

WWPC Day 2

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You could have guessed what I’ve been up to from yesterdays live pictures and social events. Of course, there is far more than meets the eye when it comes to business meetings – while its perfectly fine to grab someone people ought to see at a party, its not quite the same taking pictures with people you’re trying to close big deals with.

Yesterday, meetings were the core value of the day. What is particularly interesting is that none of my meetings were direct, they were all partner to partner to partner meetings where a number of us were getting together to provide a solution. That, by itself, is the reason you come to the big meetings and come to the WWPC. I know some of you guys look at me (someone called me a TITAN in their blog) but at the end of the day, I am here to copy Microsoft. Open business model, honest service, straight forward pricing and focus on a partner model (again, if you were an OWN partner you’d know my concept, why I do what I do and more specifically why I say what I say, even if you scratch your head about some things)

Keynotes

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Ok. Frankly, it was all about “innovation” but thats a Microsoft term for “here are all these ideas we’ve stolen or bought from our partners and are now calling it Microsoft *.*” – and next year we’re going to steal twice as much!!! Have to hand it to them, they were quite energizing about the whole prospect and the solution stack and tried to dance as hard as they could away from the core (Client/Server) and towards dynamics, services, hosting, presence, entertainment, mobility, portability. Frankly, it puts up a huge stamp on the fact that Microsoft is going for the capex because those solutions came with a hefty price tag. A very hefty one. The quote of the day?

We’re not a 503(c) charity, we’re here to make money and win business.

SBSC hat on: Whether the majority of the world will become IT basic / esential or strategic is the largest bet this multibillion dollar company will ever make. They are betting that bigger is better and in my heart I believe a majority of my customer base is IT basic that only uses IT as a part of the business, it does not build a business on technology.

Vlad: What should Microsoft be afraid of? Well, thats between me and Steve but here is a little tip for the borgs in the reading audience: You got here with the ISVs and service shops. You continue to go against us, squeeze us out of our markets, solution portfolios and…. well… it just might become more lucrative and reasonable for an ISV to focus on those IT essential / basic platforms like MacOS and Linux and develop for the emerging markets where software can be sold for years without the threat of Microsoft squeezing you out before you’ve covered your R&D. Just food for thought folks…

Tweetie Bird Lounge

Absolutely awesome. There was a nice cocktail reception last night and literally everyone was there, packed in a tiny yellow room. Again, Lynnette saved the day and really pulled off a great event though I can’t blog that in detail. Let’s just say that we all had a great time thanks to her efforts.

 

I spent perhaps an hour or so working in the lounge and got a chance to talk to the people in SMB about the things we find relevant, who is meeting with who, whats the roadmap, where are the opportunities, who do you need to see. This is the value of the community at its finest, you paid $1800 to be in this hall, now how do you optimize that time and make sure you get every pennys worth? By asking for advice.

Parties, Parties, Parties

Went to the US party first, at the Invesco Field. Had an awesome reception at the club house and got to talk to some of the Microsoft folks that I really respect and am waiting patiently to get sick of Microsoft  What can I say, its a hiring trip.

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Microsoft spent quite a chunk of change on the party. After Dave Sobel of EvolveTech won the customer service award we went to the field to watch the concert. I’m much younger than most of the crowd here and the name of the geezer they dug up to play escapes me at the moment… “I want a new drug” or something was this guys hit.

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More Parties

After the concert about 8 of us got into an SUV and took off to the UK party. During the first hour I really had a great time. I met so many UK partners, talked shop, geek stuff, played pool, shot a bandit, danced with her majesty. What happened after that is a bit blurry to say the least, I am sure I will receive incriminating photos shortly. When will I learn that I just can’t go out drinking with the British folks?

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Today: Big client meetings. Tomorrow: Vlad free-for-all, if you want to talk shop, community, etc I have kept the day clear because meetings always get rescheduled at the last moment, cancelled, moved, running late, have to go off early, etc. Things happen, thats business. And thats why I always keep the last day of the week clear on my schedule so anyone that wants to meet me can just give me a call and we hook up where-ever we can find the nearest table.

Who OWNS this SMB segment? (Party Pics)

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Alright world, and particularly UK and Florida…. who OWNS your segment? I wrote at length about why WWPC matters, who the big players are and how you can learn from the people at the top of your game. No Susan Bradley, but look closely:

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If you don’t know more than one of these people (aside from me) you are not doing as well as you could be! Top to bottom: The Smartest Cookie, The Closer, The PAL, The Seller, Robbie++, The Hookup, The Pitch. You need a little bit of each to be immensely successful so if you don’t know who these people are….. you really ought to listen to me.