Who knew that Riff Raff was the red button?

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One of the cool things about friends is that when you say something stupid enough they will never let you live it down. Such is the case with Andy Goodman, who is probably well on his way to print tshirts with the riffraff logo on them. Susan, I’m sure, is not far behind with the buttons, business cards and anything else VistaPrint has on sale. I’m going to be hearing that stuff for a long time to come.

But its interesting to see what those that aren’t in the friend squad are seeing in this. Susan and I often talk about the SMB community, and the real part of the community that actually shares knowledge and feedback, not the one that pretends to do it to sell crap. What we always get into a fight over is the riff-raff, the newbies, the people that for whatever reason choose not to play in the game.

Susan’s point is that because she was once on the outside, she wants to help those that are still on the outside get it. She, for better or worse, tries to see the good in people and believes everyone is in this for the same reasons she is and just needs to be shown the way. People come to Susan and say – HELP – and she does. Sometimes directly, sometimes with a 2×4.

I on the other hand have spent enough years dealing with partners directly and see the world in a very different light. Because of the global reach and what we do I get to talk to all sorts of partners, all kinds of people, at all stages of their business. Young and old, starting up or retiring, growing or pacing or selling or slowing – I’m a whore, I’ll sell software to anyone. I group “the community” into three groups: “I get it”, “She looks good, from a distance” and “Screw it”.

“I get it” goes to conferences, blogs, video blogs, goes to user groups, shows up at TS2 events, communicates feedback not just of their own, recommends solutions, true IT business.

“She looks good, from a distance” is your run of the mill businessman who is far too serious for this “we’re stronger together” nonsense. S/he looks at the community as a good medium to sell into, leverage, possibly get some exposure but always conscious of the returns and making sure they are far greater than the input.

“Screw its” is your average SPF crook, used car salesman turned Microsoft Partner, Action Pack reseller or in some cases just an IT guy who thinks he’s right and the entire world is wrong. Never going to look at the community, not interested.

Guess which ones I hang out with. But, it would be unfair of anyone who is reading this blog to assume that the “screw it” is a minority. This is why I begged Susan Bradley to come out to WWPC, so she can see what the majority of the partners out there do, so she can gain appreciation for why Microsoft is the way it is. Follow the money. Who do you think brings in more money to Microsoft, the guy thats absolutely driven to make as much of it as possible or the one thats trying to help those around him? Now, who do you think Microsoft gives more crap about – the guy that is bumping up revenue numbers or the guy that makes the product get a better reputation? Before you try to answer that one let me remind you that everything is for sale, always. Reputation, it so happens, in currently on sale as a part of our July special!

Now for the really interesting stuff..

Successful small businesses (not just IT providers) are successful because of the entreprenurial spirit and hard work. One man, ten, 20, herd of cows, doesn’t matter – they are successful because there is usually one or two people that keep on pushing the whole thing forward.

It is no secret that over 50% of businesses fail during the first 5 years.

Most of those “businesses” are established things that require things like credit lines, office space, plant and staff to succeed. The failure rate in the IT segment is far higher because there is 0 barrier to entry. More often, there is 0 cost to entry. So what kind of stuff does this bring into our profession:

riff…. raff…

Who targets riff-raff? Vendors. Why? Easy money, desperation to grow, buying solutions on optimistic advertising alone – Buy my tool and you will make it! And they do! IT provider newbie is the software vendors wet dream, a large pinata of cash just waiting to be smacked. This is also why Microsoft pushes so hard with freebies into that sector, with events, free software, free tools, action pack. Buy and sell our stuff!

This is where it gets ugly… and this is where virtually 99.9% of my friends, partners and even staff disagree with me. I want nothing to do with those guys and girls because they make horrible partners. In case you’re wondering, at OWN we sell partnerships, not neccessarily products and services. Everyone buying from us probably only sees the products and services, and they rightfully suggest that I ought to hug and love every single newbie with a wad of cash so we can take them to the cleaners.

Unfortunately, thats not what my business is built on and we don’t take advantage of people. We also know, both from personal experience and from statistical breakdowns, that most IT providers disappear about two to three years into it. Why? Job offers. They realize they can’t make as much money on their own. They realize they are working way too much for way too little. The ego gets impacted because one of their customers tells them to go for a walk. There is a number of reasons for one or the other.

I am after the folks that wake up that next day, look in the mirror and say “You know what… fuck them, I’ve made it this far and I’ll be damned if I’m going to quit here.” At that same moment they sit down, break down where they make money and where they lose money, they flip the page and find out how to make it out of their hole. That is where I work with people, that is where successful partnerships happen, that is where successful businesses are built. On survival. On perseverence. On unwillingness to quit when its the absolutely worst day of your friggin life.

This… is where the world disagrees with me. Thankfully, I care very little about the world because the world didn’t put me here, I did. And I wake up every day looking for a better way to build partnerships that make sense, help a guy with his SBS box at 4 AM on a Sunday morning when he IMs me in bed and tells me he is ready to set the box on fire, why I drop everything to help a guy who just destroyed his network. Thats the partnership and the backing I bring to the people that we work with. Thats also why I’m not IBM or Unisys with a platoon of overreaching consulting services, because I have a focus. And my focus is not pretty. If I had a $1 every time Amy told me I am supposed to hug every new partner on the oft chance that they become successful one day, if I had $1 every time Susan told me I am supposed to be supportive and motivating and encouraging of everyone because that is how people join the community and start contributing…

and…well… no, no, thats not how it works. People become successful and become contributors because they decide to. Because they want to. All they need to do is see the way. And they don’t care what I, or Susan or Amy think or say.

Doubt that? Why do you think its so hard to get anyone to do anything? Because its all about letting others make the decision on their own, it is never about telling them to – because when they ultimately do decide, they may decide in a different direction.

But I could just be making all of this stuff up…. My entire job with this blog is to open your eyes to there being more. Whether you decide to believe it or not is up to you. Think about it.

Dell Buys SilverBack

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SilverBack, also known as the company with the best damn swag at WWPC, got bought out by Dell.

Conversely, this means Dell is buying itself into the managed services space.

Interestingly, nobody seems to have raised a lot of interest of this. Even more interesting is the deafening silence that has overcome the MSP community, almost as if they don’t care.

So, whats at play here? Are we just thinking that Dell is up to its same tricks and because it has failed so many times in the past it will fail again? Does it mean that perhaps Dell is one puzzle piece (Zenith Infotech?) away from providing a full system to its partners and resellers – I mean, lets look at this for a moment: Dell now has a suite of gear for everything short of mobility. They will sell you a home laptop, desktop, a business desktop, laptop, switch, server, storage array and even the rack assembly for it. They’ll call you and spec out the sale beforehand, top it off with 3 years of support and 4 hour guaranteed part swap. They have a near army of slaves both in India and in America ($60 per incident for onforce.com onsite visit is a slave wage) and today they bought the software management tool to tie it all in.

Sounds pretty sweet, doesn’t it? I can see it, just one extra radio button during checkout:

Dell Managed Services
Let Dell proactively manage your computer and network and do all your maintenance for you! We take care of backups, antivirus updates, network diagnostics and give you the peace of mind:
$8 / month Managed Services
$18 / month Managed Services with unlimited support calls [Dell Recommended]

Price too unbelievable? Thats actually a 10% profit margin on top of Zenith Infotech, which is what a great deal of MSP shops use as a NOC solution.

So let’s review:

world famous brand
trusted name for home and business
extended guarantee
local service and outsourced IT
huge portfolio of sales and support services
sales assistance
commodity pricing
profit

Will Dell do for the MSP sector what it did for the OEM computer makers of late 90’s? We always figured time would tell, never figured it would happen so quickly. Anxious to see how they screw this one up.

Are you going to SMB Nation?

Events, IT Business, SMB
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No.

Of course not. If you’d like to know why, read below…

Everyone seems to be asking if I’m going. After last years sales festival everyone seems to be trying to figure out if Dana and Arlin are really going to change it or if it will be a shame on me moment. Point is, everyone is wondering. Should I go? Do you think it will be better? Think they’ll get it back to what it used to be? Who else is going? Think I should go?

I don’t know, I’m nobody’s daddy (that I know of) but I made a decision on one simple observation that I get because my role involves talking to a lot of partners: nobody I want to network with is going. Pure and simple. I have a lot of peers in this segment, I work with a lot of people that I respect and can learn a lot from and it just seems that none of them are going this year. What their reasons are I don’t know and don’t care, I am not interested in flying accross the country to meet a bunch of people that are just starting their business.

Mind you, there is a handful of very impressive people going.. Matt Mackowicz, Erick Simpson, Karl Palachuk, Arlin Sorensin, Mark Crall, Dana Epp, Susan Bradley, Jeff Middleton.. but (with the exception of Susan who is just insane) they are all going because they are speaking or selling our launching a book or attending an SBS MVP meeting. There is no shame in that, more power to them but I’m looking after myself: Will I get a chance to talk to them when they are surrounded by the riff-raff, can we really talk about the issues businesses on our level face when other people on the table are struggling with the concept of E&O?

So I did my evaluation and based on just those two pieces I decided not to go. I also took into account Jeff’s SMB ITPRO conference, SMBTN and found them head and shoulders over SMB Nation 2006. I also considered the full weeks that I spent at Microsoft WWPC and Microsoft TechEd and the potential CES trip and it just turned out to be a no brainer. There is a lot more to this, and me cancelling the conference schedule I had on my plate, which I intend to cover in a future blog post.

We’re now a 2 Blackjack house

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Samsungblackjacki607_l_att_Nearly a month after I got the Samsung Blackjack for development purposes (and a day to a month that Katie took it from me) I’ve placed an order for another one.

As much as it pains me to dump the Windows Mobile 6 Professional for a Windows Mobile 5 device, I’ve gone way past the time to upgrade to a new phone. And looking at the market there just isn’t anything to “upgrade” to. I’ve spent TechEd and WWPC looking at new devices, checking out the Palm offerings, checking out all the HTC offbrands, etc. Frankly, everything on the WM6 Professional side was just far too bulky. The device that came very close to winning was the HTC VOX but it was again a little too bulky with too small of a screen and way too big of a sticker price (the days of paying more than $200 for a phone are gone).

So what finally pushed me in the Blackjacks direction? Few things. First, I wanted a phone on which I can easilly type longer messages and notes. Second, I wanted something that can quickly switch around from web browser to email, mp3 player, calendar and contacts. Third, and perhaps most important, I wanted something that could easilly take videos and pictures because frankly I don’t get out much and when I do having something to take me back to the good times, when I’m in a middle of an all nighter, it helpful.

Finally, Katie doesn’t put up with crap. She has an even less patience with broken technology than I do. And she took to the Blackjack like a retard to an iMac (no offense to retards, just implying that it was a very easy pickup) and has used it as camera, phone, navigation device, email… its even hooked up to the car. She is nearly attached to the thing and with WM6 due this quarter it seemed like a no brainer.

I also figured that the next generation of devices was bound to show up soon – right now its the same ol broken crap with just a few more features. So $100 out the pocket to wait it out seemed reasonable.

Hope this review helps you. Not your traditional device review but sometimes lifestyle uses of devices are more relevant than the specs and ratings that just don’t hold up when mashed together with how you use it in the first place.

Orlando welcomes Microsoft MGX

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It’s that time of the year, Microsoft MGX started today and Microsoft’s entire sales troop got to Orlando for a week long swim in the koolade:

Mgx

You can’t Photoshop that! Photo credit to Karl Palachuk

So, welcome to Orlando folks. Thank you for your money. Remember, there is only one Mickey Mouse and you should never try streaking or skinny dipping into a Florida lake, no matter how drunk you are.

In a completely and totally unrelated note, I went to the ATM. The bail bond for Orlando is $500 a pop so if you’re doing stupid things here please don’t do it in crowds, I don’t want to have to pick favourites  Again.

 

Finally! MAPS Legitimacy

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Well over a decade in the making, MAPS finally has some legitimate barriers that establish who can obtain the Microsoft Action Pack Subscription, aka, thousands in free Microsoft software.

How big is this? Very. Specifically for the frugal SMB sector that sometimes bends the line to obtain software. The difference with the new requirements is that Microsoft will no longer meet you half way, open the rope, give you a hug and welcome you to all the big software you need if you don’t sell Microsoft solutions. Oh, you do? Great – prove it. 600 e-courses to choose from. Official announcement here.

Upcoming Assessment Requirement

A new online-training and assessment requirement will go into effect November 30, 2007. New and renewing subscribers will be required to take any Microsoft E-Learning course and then pass its associated assessment with a minimum score of 70 percent. To continue receiving your Microsoft Action Pack Subscription, you will be required to pass an assessment every two years. You can get a head start by taking one of more than 600 free courses in the Partner Learning Center with associated assessments. To help you find relevant courses quickly, use this saved search tool. You must be a Partner Program member to access the Partner Learning Center. Not a Registered Member? Enroll today. To ensure proper credit for your completed assessment:

Use the same Windows Live ID when you sign in to the Partner Learning Center that you use to sign in to the Microsoft Partner Program Portal. Select and complete a course, submit your assessment, and exit the course. Print the completion certificate at the end of the assessment and save it for your records. If you have additional questions about the assessment requirement, visit the MAPS Managed Newsgroup. New Special Edition Toolkits Microsoft offers two Special Edition toolkits, specifically tailored for Microsoft Small Business Specialists and Web solutions providers. Additional requirements must be met to receive these toolkits.

Microsoft Small Business Specialist Community
The Small Business Specialist Community Special Edition kit is designed exclusively for active, enrolled Microsoft Small Business Specialists who serve small-business customers. This kit is delivered up to twice a year and includes additional internal-use software benefits, training opportunities, and special offers to give you a competitive edge in selling your services based on Microsoft technologies. If you are already a Small Business Specialist, you will receive an email notifying you that you can order your free toolkit. Read the latest toolkit information. Or, find out how to become a Small Business Specialist.

Web Solutions Providers
To help you take advantage of growth in the Web-based commerce market, we’ve created a Special Edition kit for Web designers and developers—or anyone who’s building a Web solutions business. This kit, delivered twice a year, contains tools and products, technology resources, business resource papers, and special offers to support your business objectives. To receive the free Web Solutions Special Edition kit, you must pass one of the three, free Web Solutions online courses and be an active Microsoft Action Pack subscriber. If you meet these requirements, you will receive an email notifying you that you can order your toolkit. Note: If you pass one of the Web Solutions assessments, this also meets your assessment requirement to receive the full Microsoft Action Pack Subscription.

This is huge. This also kills the nag curve, in my opinion. You know the one, that sold $20 of Microsoft software last year but needs a copy of Visual Studio and Expression because “I must install all Microsoft software ever made on the oft chance that I will need to support it”; Need dev tools, pass Dev classes. Need Web tools, pass Web classes. Pure, simple.

Now I know the next objection – those exams are way too easy, anyone can pass them! – ok, maybe. But its a far cry from “Do you recommend Microsoft software”, “Yes, I do.”, “Ok, give us 4–6 weeks”

Thank you Redmond and thank you Judy!

Interesting weekend ahead: Big Infrastructure

ExchangeDefender, IT Business, OwnWebNow, System Admin
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Every now and then poor planning and an incredible growth curve meet to make something special. We’re having a special maintenance cycle this weekend at OwnWebNow and rather than to test our luck I’ve extended the maintenance cycle by 5 hours to make sure everything thats being brought online is done in a manner that won’t cause me to have to apologize for a week straight.

Absolutely every single core service is being scaled up, along with both physical and topological change in the infrastructure: new DNS server core, three more data centers.

Tip for newbies: never be a smartass in an engineering meeting. For example, if you hear someone say the above to you and you are compelled to say “No biggie, whats the worst thing that could happen” prepare for everyone else to pause and look at you, visually painting “fault point” on your forehead. On the flip side, its a hell of a way to get a Saturday off

Vlad’s School of Customer Service: Callbacks and Voicemail

IT Business, SMB, Vladville
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One of the joys of business travel is the mandatory trackback week that happens when you make it back to the office. If you’re lucky, someone has listened to your messages and written down the people to call back. If you’re even luckier, Shockey Monkey has logged all the phone calls in your events and you just go down the list. But this post is about the ultimate lack of luck, the one that is accompanied with message playbacks, the whothefareyous, etc.

I’ve written in the past about the basic courtesy of leaving voicemail. Today, I have more gems to share with you.

If your name includes more than one syllable make sure you spell it – twice. Trust me, I don’t know you.

If you left your phone number and the fax picked up when I called, I am deleting you from the callback list.

If you threatened legal action if the phone call is not returned the same day.. guess what, even if I was so inclined to help you all legal threats get a legal review before they are responded to in any way. 

If your name isn’t Steven Ballmer, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs or Larry Ellison, tell me who you work for. No, Bob, I am NOT going to call you back because..

Never, ever, ever call me while driving your car. I know you can hear yourself think over the 2000W speakers while driving through a tunnel – but I can’t. And I can’t call back the number “704-hey- hey- hey- hey- I- can- be- your-girlfriend extension #19 yes you need a new one”

If you are from the south and you double as the dog track race announcer, please speak slooooooooowly. It’s a toll free number fod gods sake, we’ll pay.

You didn’t tell me why you were calling. Here is how it works. I’m not a government employee. I do not call in sequence. I am not an indian call center. I will not return your call in the order it was received. If you didn’t say why you were calling I am assuming you’re a distributor of luxury anal beads. And thank you for yet another call but as I said the last 20 times, I’m good, thanks.

You’re probably thinking I am making this up jsut to be funny, for what its worth, I’m on your side. I can’t believe what I hear out of the other end of the phone either. But you know what, I’ve encoded it and uploaded it to Vladville so you can feel it for yourself:

“Hi. Umm, I talked with Vlad earlier this week about setting up an ExchangeDefender. Um if you could call me back or if someone can call me back at your earliest convenience so I can get the account set up and some email addresses transfered into it that would be great. Thank you very much. Bye bye.”

Listen to the above voicemail (mp3, just 120 kb, well worth it!)

Thats it – 19 seconds. Whats wrong with that you say? It had no time zone information, no time to call back, no company name, no phone number, no email address, no sepecific reason for the call (yes ExchangeDefender but nothing identifiable to tell me who this is) and finally, for the cake topper: Didn’t even bother leaving his name.

Windows Home Server Goes Gold

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Windows Home Server Goes Gold.. for once, our opinions of this product are in line thought my impression of this product has slightly more red pigment on that gold color spectrum chart. But, alas, I’m under NDA contract for this so here is all I can tell you about it: [ ]

Though to WHS teams credit, there is genuine interest out there for this device/system. According to the blog, there are 6 OEMs signed up to bring the accompanying device to market and it seems the only test of success will be the final price point and whether people indeed use this as more than yet another USB hard drive.

Don’t mess with Aussies

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This guy made my day to the point that I’m starting a new blog category for him: Awesome.

This guy got upset with his cell phone carrier. We’ve all been there.

He then got in a tank and knocked down 6 cell phone towers. Now that deserves an award! Perhaps not the one for excellence in customer service because I can’t imagine what they must have told him, but when you drive someone to do this…. you’re obviously very skilled.

Tank_Rampage

Where is JD Power when you need them, there is customer disservice, but then there is the creation of such utter rage that forces a man to steal, climb into and drive a tank into 6 cell towers. Can you hear me now? Good. Booom. Can you hear me now? Good. Another one bites the dust.

Wow. Is Bell South still on Peachtree St?  More details at Gizmodo.

As one of my friends from down under recently told me: Don’t mess with Aussies, we killed Steve Irwin. Point taken, believe me.