Why I won’t let OWN go direct

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Every now and then Vladville is not an act and I tell you exactly what’s on my mind. Enjoy.

There is always this sinking feeling of suspicion that my company will go direct.

In part, it’s justified. I am constantly being pushed to go direct by people within my company who have never had the pleasure of doing technical work with a technically handicapped client. Sure, the allure of business, the look and feel of pretty charts of untapped markets of underserved small businesses, home offices and end users is stunning.

Yet, nobody has yet figured out how to sell technological value to technologically ignorant client.

Do you think it’s a sheerer coincidence that smallbiz VARs rarely ever gross over a million in revenues, or just a few at best?

Is it shocking that the only successful and highly profitable tech firms only reach their greatness once they start moving up the client chain where they provide value to the tech staff in a firm that actually values technology instead of fearing it?

Has anyone caught on to the trend in our business, whereby a company can only reach mediocre profitability margins if it rejects personalized consulting service and engages in the cookie-cutter MSP services that address only the standardized technical processes, protocols, alerts and standardized responses?

Nirvana, right? No. Because you see, even at the big stage of larger managed service providers, there too is despair and recognition that scale cannot come from selling something that the client inherently sees no real business value in. So they drop their MSP focus and try to be the shining beacon to the would-be-VARs-and-MSPs, leading them to the same rocks their ship got stranded on: 

Although the article got pulled as of this writing, it stands as a bit of a monument to the whining folks that hit another wall in their venture:

“Mike and I have been writing this blog for some time now and it seems that channelinsider did not find us when it came to writing about valuable resources for managed service providers this week.

I know it is a bit self serving to ask this but if you read our blog regularly it would be great if you could take a minute to let them know they missed us by leaving a comment on the article.

Full article here

That being said we truly believe we are the only educational resource that we have been able to find that does not have any affiliation to a vendor, has grown a managed services practice over 5 million dollars (not including product revenue), and  can share this experience.”

The experience that you, the MSP/VAR of course will have to fork over some cash to hear..

I am not suggesting that everyone is in this business to be a multimillionaire, rather, I am trying to suggest that the folks that get lost in their delusional picture of how technology scales to serve it’s consumers often lose perspective of the actual client and just how valuable they find all of this stuff.

The folks that don’t have that connection to the actual end user are the ones that are lost in the dream of infinite revenues from untapped markets which just need to be enlightened. And when you ask for examples of successful and massively profitable ventures providing similar services, you don’t hear about the guy next door or the local franchise. You see business cases from IBM and Unisys. You see charts from EMC and Citrix. You get quotes from massive research firms.

Yet, when you look around, most people in the VAR/MSP space are well below a million, with just a few collecting more than that and a virtual ghostland in the 8 figure range.

But don’t get me wrong – it’s not all about the money, or growth projections or the opportunity. Plenty of people are where they are and are perfectly happy with where they are going.

I have beef with people who don’t work with the customer, don’t understand the customer, and are desperately trying to make everyone believe that there is cause to profit off people who really could do just fine without you and your product/service.

Of course, it’s not simply enough for me to say it, or to point at the billions of dollars that have been lost by companies trying to court the customer that was adversely served by technology.

Earlier this week someone spoofed our corporate phone numbers and sent a credit fraud SMS and automated voicemails to a bunch of people in the 742 area code. Not only did the fools that got the message call us, but even after being told about a spoofed/forged number and it’s consequences, they still left a voicemail! Some were even so foolish to provide personal information, note that they don’t even have an account with the said bank and just wanted to check in. Yes, really.

Now you see, when you work in a bubble separated from the actual consumers of technology you don’t get the dose of reality that smashes that “predictable service for predictable revenues” dream to pieces. The reason why it’s so hard to build a massively scalable, massively profitable IT operation is in the fact that end user education is so expensive and unpredictable that in the end only big, highly skilled and highly specialized companies generate huge profits. On the other end of polar spectrum sit highly specialized, highly trained individuals working their niche.

In the middle? Hit and miss, and the odds are against you.

Compound this problem with the fact that the general population is getting more technologically savvy and that information technology, be it corporate or personal, is a basic expectation in America – from buying insurance to flight tickets to vacation research to homework – it’s all online and you have to be too.

Trends suggest that catering to the technologically ignorant is a dead end. With everyone suddenly convinced they know exactly what the market needs, and all crashing into it at the same time, the same conclusion is inevitable for even the largest ones.

Which brings me to the bitter conclusion these so called “masters” and “gurus” and “business experts” need to come to terms with: that businesses and business models die and that there is only one fundamental business metric that matters: the profit.

office_spaceSo if what you aren’t doing isn’t profitable, and you know the opportunity will soon sunset…. in terms of the Bob’s…. What would you say it is you do around here?

Thank You

Apple, Awesome
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Few weeks ago I was blogging or twittering (can’t really find the thread) about how much I liked MacBook Air but how I would never buy one because 800 pixel vertical resolution just wasn’t good enough for me.

Earlier today, a MacBook Air showed up in my Orlando office. Not sure who sent it, but thank you. I appreciate it.

Now on to another, more pressing topic.

I really, really, really love the new convertible Lamborgini Murcielago. Absolutely, in Gator Orange too!!!

Lamborghini_LP640_38

However, I can’t afford to change my current vehicle because the baby seat can’t fit into the passenger seat.

If anyone from Sant’ Agata Bolognese would like to change my mind, I’ll even come over and pick it up…. 🙂

Understanding the Internet Explorer Problem

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firefox-ie

Lot’s of my Microsoft friendly friends (and yes, I’m among the Microsoft friendly folks when it comes to technology) don’t understand the issue most of the technical community has with the abuse Microsoft has been allowed to get away with and would like you to think that this is all about someone else deciding what is best for you.

They would like you to believe that Firefox, Opera, etc know better in requesting that Internet Explorer be removed from the OS. There is no basis for this argument because if they feel they need IE, they can download it free of charge.

What is at stake here is the functionality of web services, which is generally agreed to be the future. Microsoft should not be allowed an inch of competitive advantage for their existing platform, not only because they obtained it in a dirty anticompetitive way, but because their prior behavior indicates they have little interest for anyone but themselves.

And when you’re asking for the world to trust you with their data, you need to be a little more accommodating.

That is what Firefox, Opera, Safari and all others need to push not just EU but also US legislation to do – Microsoft should not be given a free pass on their past transgressions of trying to own open Internet protocols and apply what they have learned from screwing OEMs and VARs into screwing the consumer at large.

If you like IE, download IE. If you like Firefox, download Firefox. If you like Safari, download Safari. If there is more choice in the platform, it stands to reason that there will be more choice and interoperability for services.

Hammer Time (Process, Process, Process)

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One of the fellow readers asked how come everyone was stuck in this talk about the process, documentation, checklists and nobody seemed to talk tools anymore (“No posts on SBS? Nothing to say about Shockey Monkey?” / actual quote). Now I should point out that this person likely reads a very select set of blogs… and as usual and as the name implies, Vladville is my world view. So yeah, Karl and I are talking process.

Now that all the disclaimers are out of the way I can come clean….

Since the original posts in June of 2008, our hosting business has grown in the four figure percent range.

As you may imagine, the usual business response to this type of success is to add more monkeys to the bucket. Microsoft’s perpetual failure in managing the channel is pretty much the encyclopedia of how that’s done.

As the business grows and as the offering scales, the user experience is all over the map. You have great experiences. You have horrible interactions. So long as you get 90% of positive responses, you’re gold, right?

Not quite.

This is where the process documentation, development and design come to play. It creates a repeatable experience, protocol and makes company and business problem troubleshooting very similar to debugging and troubleshooting computer systems.

So, much like for most of you, my “new server” business has gone into the toilet. Projects in the SMB land are spotty. But the hosting business is explosive, managed services (w/o committment / contract) is skyrocketing and storage business is about to be set on fire.

We’re automating everything. Not just to reduce the overhead operational costs but to deliver a consistent experience.

For the past two years that I’ve been writing SM, I’ve woken up with only one thing on my mind:

How do I make this s*** someone elses problem.

It turns out it’s quite simple: cloning. In void of that, it’s all about documentation and process management.

Grindin’

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Today was a Sunday, day on which most professional people rest.

I on the other hand took a trip to the lovely downtown Orlando to do a crack cleanup. What is a crack cleanup you may ask? It is a day of cleaning up after myself and crackheaded ideas about designing, building and running a business. I wish I were perfect and that everything I touched turned to gold and worked every single time, all the time.. but I don’t have that kind of luck.

To tell you the truth, I wouldn’t have it any other way. I get to work with some of the most advanced technology on the market, at just about the grandest scale where getting stuff done takes a lot of creativity and there is no simple cheat sheet or walkthrough. I get to try a lot of cool stuff and then when stuff actually does work I get to document it and hand it off to someone else that can push it across the finish line.

Life is good.

To give you some ideas of what I did with my day:

Process – Documented the process of how KB articles are collected, designed distributed and linked to support request.

Process –  Documented the process of twittering blog posts and NOC alerts. Created a document explaining partners why they should pay attention to our twitter feed (hint: setup SMS alerts if you really want to be on top of everything we do www.twitter.com/ownwebnow)

Code – Ok, I am going to hell for this one. It’s a Shockey Monkey welcome / alerts engine. Think Microsoft Clippy meets Deadbeat brakes.

Podcast – Recorded the preshow for SPAM Show #2, published it online.

Process – Created a process document on how to post-process the show, publish and integrate into the ownwebnow.com web site.

I also tried to shop for flights to the MVP summit but got totally depressed after looking at my schedule and realizing what a global whore I am. I’m spending almost all of the second half of February and all the forseeable future after that on the road. So instead of getting a ticket I went and bought another laptop so I can have a similar setup on the road as I have at home and at the office. Looooser.

If you gotta fail… fail hard.

Vladville
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A friend who probably wouldn’t want his name mentioned forwarded me the following. I thought it would be fun to open a topic and let you share your own top 5. Here are his:

Wow, doom and gloom to sell managed services?  Will that really work? 

Seriously, what seminars are next?  “The Consolidation of MSPs”, “Learning from the Death of Dell – an educational memorial” and “What we learned from the days of SPLAs”.  Others?

What would your top-5 smart ass reason be?

Mine (you can decide which belongs to whom:

1. Owners who spent too much time at conferences and blogging.

2. Owners who kept firing employees till they churned the entire labor pool.

3. Owners who spend too much time reading books from Erick that they will never understand.

4. Owners who quit after reading Vlad’s blog, got depressed and killed themselves.

5. Owners that waited for bail-out money from the messiah

Now… These are mine:

1. There is a reason why you were laid off. Take a hint already: This IT stuff ain’t for you.

2. You bought management software before you had done any business to manage.

3. Business decision makers don’t take advice from the unemployed. Free tshirt with a Microsoft logo is not proper attire.

4. If your card was printed on your inkjet and you didn’t use it to commit check fraud you fail at life.

5. You didn’t subscribe Vladville in time. Enjoy fmylife.com.

Got any?

Office Space Solutions

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Thanks to all of you who wrote to me to say something nice about the previous post. Even though I’m not depressed/sad about what is going on, I appreciate the kind words and all that.

However, a common theme to the emails has been:

You need a vacation.

Just go somewhere, ignore it for a while, start fresh when you come back.

Here is the deal. This year we’re doing a lot of traveling, we’ve beefed up support, customer service and sales and with the new thing that we’ll have online towards the mid-to-late 2009…. I don’t want to be in the position of a Dell executive trying to address the channel – In order to say that we’re the best damn solution out there I need to actually believe it. Right now, there are issues, even if they are minor ones, they need to be fixed before I get to go out and make an ass out of myself.

The thing about support and why try to work on it all… Here is the thing: 95% of the active partners never even open a support request with us. And for 99% of the people the stuff just works or they pay attention to the advisories and deployment guides and they manage. Those are the people that I work for and why I push the monkeys so hard: none of this stuff should require support, it should just work. And so long as we stick to our process and our partners stick to our guides, it does. It does need some finesse though.

P.S. Comments closed, every time I put Office and Solutions in the subject I get spammed by furniture companies.

Office Space Moments

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I’ve had 1 day off in 2009.

The reason I haven’t taken another day off since is because I’ve spent my day off thinking about all the stuff that needed to be fixed.

I’m directly responsible for just about every fsckup OWN has and I’ve been instrumental in bringing it all together so we can focus on driving the company forward in 2009.

We’ve had our growth curve turn completely vertical and it took a better part of two years to get everything tied together, streamlined, documented and moved forward.

Over that time I’ve hired many talented and very smart people.

Having spent this week in their shoes makes me wonder why they haven’t blown their brains out.

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Today, I had my fourth straight day of Office Space moments:

My biggest incentive to work hard and not take another day off is to make sure I don’t have another call like this.

I actually said that on the phone today to a new customer.

Earlier in the day I asked a customer if the support ticket was a joke. His beef was that ExchangeDefender control panel didn’t allow him to enter an email address with the & in it.

Later in the day, after telling a partner that I would pray for him in hopes that his support request will get answered, and him subsequently hunting me down with screenshots over IM — I finally broke down and gave him the answer:

Vlad: you accepted it and bounced it
Nick: Where does it say that?
Vlad: 5.0.0
Nick: wtf
Vlad: dude, are you drinking today or WTF is up?
Vlad: first you ask me to explain a mail delay
Vlad: now a SMTP code  5.0.0
Nick: spam right?
Nick: hummm
Vlad: no
Vlad: PERMFAIL


Vlad: you’re killing me
Nick: sorry man
Nick: OK, feature request
Nick: ready? 🙂
Nick: { In a nutshell, he wants a warning when his server is catastrophically broken. Apparently SBS 2008 wasn’t enough of a f’n hint }
Vlad: YEAH
Nick: I’ll take that as a NO 🙂
Vlad: Because  I want to have this f**king conversation with 50,000 sysadmins
Nick: Seriously… there should be a notification
Nick: otherwise your system looks bad
Nick: and…. you are having this conversation

So let me get this straight.

Refusing to do something that the customer didn’t bother to spec in the contract and is now refusing to pay $450 to have done after discovering that he can’t run a server is something that we should cover?

SMTP security and business continuity product should also advise it’s users, whose mother3@#$#@$#@$ job it is to run the server, that their server is broken?

Seriously?!?!!?

And people complain about OWN’s support?

The very reason I am doing support this week is because I’ve tasked my entire support team to completely document all problems, issues and FAQs they frequently deal with. My hat is off to you. Not just for the technical expertise to help our client base, but also for the restraint you show in not killing “Vlad’s friends.”

I can’t promise I will do the same.

I am printing the “How’s my support? 1-800-___-____” tshirts right now.

Y’all fill in the blank.

The Coming IT Superstorm (Noon, EST, Wed)

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If you think I am a complete ass, you need to be here tomorrow at Noon EST:

https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/988061113

If you don’t know where your business will be 5 years from now, you need to be here:

https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/988061113

I’m joining Karl tomorrow on his SMB Books podcast to talk about the world of hosting and how to do hosting right. We had a LOT of questions from the last time I talked with Karl and we decided to do another podcast to discuss how to do hosting right.

Now, you know me and you know Karl. Is this going to be an hour long pitch for the Buy Vlad A Lamborghini Murcielago California Fund(R)? Or is this going to be a dissected, proven set of strategies to transform your business in 88 easy steps for $99 but if you use coupon code URDOOMED we’ll throw in free shipping?

In fact, neither.

My main thesis for the conversation with Karl tomorrow is that the space for providing IT infrastructure services is shrinking as rapidly as the IT budgets are being slashed and IT personnel ending up on the streets. Businesses of all sizes are seeing their infrastructure as less and less of a value and more of a necessary means of communication – one that they’d rather not pay for or deal with. It appears Microsoft, Google, SalesForce and virtually every other software company has noticed this development and are all either giving the basics away for free or charging an arm and a leg for the enterprise high specialization equipment.

Fast forward 3 years from now. Do you think a crappy fluorescent card stock newsletter you’ve been sending out for years with less than a 3% answer rate is still going to work?

In a sea of unemployed technology workers fighting for business with tech savvy insiders capable of adding/removing their applications on a web page, how will you sift your leads for the ones that will consistently pay over $100/hr and what will their technology consulting needs look like?

If you are happy where you are, by all means ignore me.

If you are not looking to ever grow your business and look forward to inertia coasting you through as it has until now, please ignore me.

For all others – ESPECIALLY if you think I am dead wrong, burn an hour with me and Karl: https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/988061113 at Noon / EST tomorrow.

We’re bringing some whiskey, hookers, blow and Vista DVDs – even if you learn absolutely nothing, I promise, you will be entertained.

(still trying to talk Karl into an official drinking game for every four letter word that comes out during the podcast)

Oh yeah? Windows 7 Starter

Microsoft
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Just when you thought Microsoft couldn’t FAIL the Windows licensing any harder comes Windows 7:

The complete SKU lineup for Windows 7 is: Windows 7 Starter, Windows 7 Home Basic (in Emerging Markets only), Windows 7 Home Premium, Windows 7 Professional, Windows 7 Enterprise and Windows 7 Ultimate.

Windows 7 Starter? That seems new, what’s that you may ask?

Windows 7 Starter: up to 3 concurrent applications, ability to join a Home Group, improved taskbar and JumpLists;

$#^#$$#^% $#% #%#$% !#$%#$ !% !#$%!#$

I am… speechless.

Dear Mr. Upcroft,

A long time ago you had asked if there was ever anything I didn’t have a comment for: Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009.

-Vlad