Installing Adobe Reader 8.0 on Vista x64

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Here is a quick guide on how to install Adobe Reader 8.0 on Vista x64. Quite quick and painless, though I must admit I tried the same procedure over 3 times before consulting Google:

http://www.adobe.com/cfusion/knowledgebase/index.cfm?id=333643

Of sheep and shepherds: Microsoft Retail Strategy

Gaypile, IT Business, Microsoft
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Microsoft held a webcast yesterday to explain their retail strategy. It was an excellent webcast with a quick background info followed by an extensive Q&A. I rated it as excellent, actually almost unbelievably good, because they were about as frank and direct as you can possibly be. Here is what I heard, in summary (not a quote):

Retail didn’t ask for our permission to go direct to the consumer, let’s make the best out of it. The reason why we (Microsoft) think you’ll continue to be relevant is in the fact that retail has traditionally been about volume and they aren’t good at services and don’t have the expertise to provide support of day-to-day.

Now before I share my opinion with you I urge you to watch the webcast, when the recording is placed online and announced on mssmallbizblog.com.

The Microsoft Premise

According to the presentation, we all win with the involvement of retail in the distribution of the software. Retailers have massive square footage and can raise the business interest in the new platforms and technologies. The logic follows that more exposure is good for Microsoft, good for retailer and by translation great for SBSC because more stuff sold equals more stuff to support. Again, not a direct quote just an impression of their message.

Vlad’s Opinion: In terms of exposure, yes. But with retailers moving up the chain from the FPP (Full Packaged Product, ie: retail box) into volume licensing the core of SMB VARs sales potential is diminished. Furthermore, VAR does not retain the control of the client, retailer does; What’s in control? Service pricing. Bargaining. Service assignment. Direct sales. Basically by losing the control of the sales process you lose the control of the client and become just a contractor. For example, instead of providing a service as you do today you will get an order bid from Best Buy giving $50 for a motherboard replacement – Take it or leave it.

Why SBSC wins over Retail

According to the presentation, SBSC’s will continue to dominate the SMB arena because retailers are not good at day-to-day management of technology. They are good at selling the product. They will need to rely on the SBSC to provide exceptional high-end support and business guidance for how the technology will be used. Retailer does not have the ability to train the workforce to provide SBSC-like service because at that point their profits go down.

Vlad’s Opinion: Simply not true today. Yes, five years ago retailers were focused on sales and moving the product. Today, retailers are interested in service, support, extended warranty, etc. Some, such as Best Buy for Business, have trained MCP, MCSE professionals on staff and provide support for setup, ongoing maintenance, troubleshooting, server configuration, network design. Those have also been quoted as “out to destroy” the VAR.

The details are in the mud

According to the presentation, Microsoft is working very hard to connect a retailer with the SBSC. While they were quite vague on the details, as is to be expected for a partnership that has not been announced yet, there is a plan to help retailer and SBSC form a successful partnership through referrals. There is also an idea that the small business prefers to buy local through a retailer and that the SBSC can order from the retailer and have the equipment drop-shipped to the customer.

Vlad’s Opinion: You have to admire Microsoft for trying. Thanks, but no thanks. We’re not about to help out an already aggressive and antagonistic local competitor get established in the local market as a service firm.  

The big disappointment

Disappointment and amazement all at once – the response during Q&A was simply amazing. Microsoft had just outlined the death of the VAR and outright replacement of one of the core functions that powers the SBSC – and the outrage that followed? There was no outrage. Partners were slightly suspicious judging by the questions but most of the questions were about how to partner with retailers.

Basically, sheep are going to partner with the wolf.

But you don’t have to take it from me…

Here are some of the comments from the community regarding the Microsoft retail strategy. Their full commentary is available in a public Yahoo SmallBizIT group.

Amy Babinchak writes:

Did no one find offense in being compared to a carpet installer? That statement alone sums up the whole program. You, SBSC, are as valuable to us as Counter Top installers are to Home Depot. They assume that all SBSC are single person struggling firms looking to make a quick buck installing PC’s for $50. I’m sure that they’ll find plenty of them but are the ranks of SBSC that lowly?

Henry Craven writes:

I think MS is showing it’s true colours here…

It now answers the question of WHY MS started the SBSCs and pushed to get the Core of 3000+

To sell them to the retailers. – This is their pay back.
“Here, – you sell our Licensing and server products – not just our desktop consumer software and we’ll provide you with a seed core of installers and support people.”.

They learned from the success of SBS that once the product had reached a good rep and market penetration via support from the small ITs they could then sell it to the OEMs as a DIY that the “community” would support. It’s just a variation on that..

Here in Aus they were pushing for a doubling of the SBSCs ( which has been pulled back a bit ) and will do another round of Free Exams. With the added SharePoint as a qualifier I daresay that if they don’t get the numbers, they will actually -lower- the bar rather than raise to enhance the credibility of the cert and settle for fewer but more qualified members.

Microsoft say differently, but I strongly suspect that the “Evangelists”
just drink the Kool-Aid and don’t look to the Bigger strategy and what is driving it.

So are the SBSCs just fodder to a marketing plan … I’d stake my soul on it.


H.

Interestingly enough MS asked the MVPs to attend at a range of retail stores to promote Vista at the launch – under the guise of Community Support.
I’m highly disappointed at those who fell for it. – it had nothing to do with Community Support just free Booth Dollies to add credibility for the Retailers. Smart move on Microsoft’s part and again, an example of MS delivering to the Retailers so that they will sell more MS product.

Matthew Weaver writes:

I agree.  My first thought was “well, new business can’t be bad” – but to those of us that are not struggling (I’d wager the majority here) – what a slap in the face.  I can’t imagine being stuck in a 3-way relationship with a vendor and client could be very profitable, the large vendor would doubtlessly have control.

Amy Luby writes:

I was pretty disappointed myself.  The pointy questions that Vlad references below were not answered.  Telling me that retailers aren’t asking Microsoft’s permission to start providing services does not answer the question which is – What is Microsoft going to do to avoid alienating its SMB Partners?  So, by not answering the question, what they are really saying is they (Microsoft) are not going to do anything to avoid alienating their SMB Partners.  The fact that there were partners on this conference call actually believing that this Retail initiative is good for your business just boggles my mind.  But, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what really happens.  This call was nothing but spin really because Rex (was that his name?) said they were working on deals with retailers, but couldn’t share details.  So, why did we have this call?  No answers were really provided.

James D. Maher writes:

I feel that Microsoft is giving retail a “boost”, and I wish they’d instead spend that money on marketing SBSC – which I really believe would serve the clients better.  But it’s easy to see why they’re favoring the retailers (if those AMI statistics are credible).  It IS a bit annoying to be considered like a countertop installer, but I don’t expect a retailer to understand (though I wish MS would at least TRY).

Vlad, I think you pointed out in a recent blog that we aren’t really partners with MS anyway.  Today’s seminar seemed to illustrate that point.

I did spend a few minutes (constantly brushing the chip off my
shoulder) trying to imagine how I could make a realtionship with a retailer work.  I can’t really come up with anything I’m interested in pursuing.

For us, nothing is likely to change.  We’ll still recommend and sell MS, because its the best available for our clients.  We’ll still buy parts and pieces from retailers when its convenient.  We’ll still pursue our own marketing and make our own way.

But, hey, maybe if the retailers do a boatload of advertising it will raise SMB awareness.  “A rising tide . . . ” and all that.

Oscar Barriuso writes:

Anyone here familiar with the Onforce platform ?  The Big Box retailers have, and are already contracting through this platform to meet their workforce needs.  And like Amy said, the average price per ticket from CompUSA is $50.

Yes that’s right $50 per work order, Who wouldn’t jump all over a MOBO replacement for $50?

I now know why MSFT has been pushing hard to get it’s SBSC numbers up. There’s got to be someone amongst our numbers willing to whore themselves out, for the cheapest trick.

Allen StClair writes:

Sorry for being so dumb, but can somebody explain what they are upset about? Are you upset that Microsoft wants to sell its products through the retail chains? There’s got to be something more I’m missing…

I can personally say that Microsoft has provided me with far more free, useful, market research and product guidance than any other vendor.

Do you really expect Microsoft to build your customer base for you?
The whole purpose of running a business is for YOU to acquire and retain YOUR customers. You can’t expect your vendors to do it for you.

You are responsible for your actions. The technology world changes quickly. If you don’t change with it, you will go out of business.
The most important asset you have is your relationships with your customers. If your relationship with your customers is so weak that that Microsoft’s retail push is a problem for you, then you better take a look at your business practices.

Art Bigler writes:

Well, I certainly didn’t fall for it “hook, line, and sinker”.  I’m not exectly sure how to respond to what was (and was not) said during the session.  My initial response was that Microsoft was running the flag up the pole and waiting to see who would salute it.

I have feelings all over the place about this and they include many of those already stated here, both positive and negative.  I think that, given the information supplied, that there may be both good and bad aspects to this whole thing.  The fact is: the devil is in the details, and there weren’t many details presented.

I just don’t see how a big box vendor is going to be able to analyze the business needs and transform them into a viable solution.  The types of people they have on the sales floor do not, in general, include anybody with any industry specific skills.

James Barrett writes:

I saw 5 Staples ads within an hour all directed right at the Small Business. One was pretty insulting using a similar character to SNL’s Nick Burns “The Computer Guy”. The ad used a rude, sloppy, teenage Geek more interested in playing games than fixing business tech  problems appears to be what MS thinks most SBSC’s must be from what I’m hearing about this webcast. I’ve not been able to listen yet as I registered to hear the recording but so far no email from MS as to where the recording is.

 

The conclusion

I think the Microsoft presenter said it best: Retailers did not ask for our permission to enter..

Retailers don’t care much about VARs. VAR, as big as it is in the mind of a small company, is an insiginificant and dispersed entity carrying no significant sales or loyalty. Retailers are not out to kill the VAR, they are out to kill Dell, HP, IBM and others by providing local support, service and sales. Retailers are about sales, service brings in more sales and a more loyal customer that will buy more.

Microsoft is out to sell more software. They are using the retail channel to sell more software and sell the platform instead of just the box. Good for them.

Retail is serious. Do not buy into the notion that this is a joke, a flash in the pan, an unskilled force. Harry Breslford bragged less than two years ago about selling 1,000 copies of his SBSC training guide to Best Buy. They are serious. They need the time to train the workforce, time to get the experience, time to establish themselves.

So the conclusion is here to be written by you: Will you help retailers put you out of business?

Microsoft to explain Retail Strategy

Gaypile, IT Business, Microsoft
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GaypileSorry for the short notice, just got this from Jessica Emmons, my PCM (yep, another SBSC perk for those of you that claim there aren’t any):

There have been lots of questions about Comp USA and other retail outlets from many of you.  If you’re interested in hearing about Microsoft’s Retail strategy and what it means for you as an SBSC partner, don’t miss this afternoon’s webcast with Eric Ligman and Rex Bloesser, US Director of Retail Development for SMS&P.  The session will be held on 2/6/07 at 4:30pm ET, and if you want to attend, you can register here.

Given the unrest, I think if you’re an SBSC and have a concern you need to be in this webcast. If you aren’t an SBSC… well, don’t worry, this is probably the least of your concerns.

Damn Steve!

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And yes, I know you read this… Couldn’t you even spring for an Aeron you cheap bastard?

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More pics of Ballmer around the Microsoft offices in Redmond.

Awesome way to start a Monday

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So I’ll admit, I was a bit down this morning after the Gators could not do a trifecta (NCAA Basketball, Football, and Superbowl championships with 3 Gators on the Chicago Bears offensive line) and this picked me right up. The article is written.. almost perfectly:

I hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don’t use Macs but sometimes wish they did. Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.

That’s just beautiful. Read the entire article here, it is among the most impressive takes I’ve seen on the new Apple-is-now-a-computer commercials.

Long-term Strategic Planning for SMB Consultants

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It’s been a busy week. I got a lot of email/queries about my posts of the pending doom of the SMB IT Consultant. That is not what I said but frankly it’s foolish to believe that it’s nothing but bright skies ahead for SMB Consultant, IT specialist, SBSer, etc. So here is the natural progression as I see it:

  • 1. Most consultants I’ve met in this business worked in IT for larger companies and got disenfranchised.
  • 2. Most of those realized they could make the same amount of money working half the hours.
  • 3. Most are thinking Geek Squad, et al is not really competition.
  • 4. #3 will slowly put #2 out of business. The remainder of this email is about this point.

Defining The Market
Regardless of what you think of Geek Squad competence you have to be willing to accept that most of our SMB peers are not very skilled. Susan calls them “muffin eaters” and I think they make up about 75% of the TS2 audience – the box builder, spyware specialist, *.*Power User, etc. Basically, a low end workstation technician, some have a niche but most do not.

Whose competitor are they?
So these folks that are working 2-3 days a week and bringing in $25-45,000 and likely living paycheck-to-paycheck are probably a client or two away from being out of business. It is their turf that is being attacked by Geek Squad. For example, Bell South DSL installation is now covered by Geek Squad, which automatically gets foot in the door with SOHO. Keeping in mind that the biggest pain point of an SMB consultant is the marketing, exposure and business growth the Geek Squad & Co are immediately and directly impacting their jobs: network provisioning, spyware and virus removal, OS reinstallations, etc. “Your friendly neighborhood computer guy” is being replaced by Geek Squad.

What to do, what to do..
As “Your friendly neighborhood computer guy” finds his market dwindling he hangs on to his bigger clients. Sooner than later, he will take a job with the first one that will offer him one as he’ll have a steady paycheck and not have to worry about business.

The end game
This is where the bigger VARs and established IT companies have a lot to worry about. As Geek Squad drives smaller players out of the market and into employment by 10+ desktop firms, the higher profile IT firms now face another gatekeeper. Because this gatekeeper has a known salary it may be more difficult for the business owner to sign off on higher end work. Moreso, as the gatekeeper is concerned for his job he is likely to oppose any external assistance. This has been the nature of SMB/IT for years.

Are they really your competition?
So is Geek Squad direct competition to most of us? No, they are not. But by eliminating the lower tiers and shifting them into the SMB “IT Guys” at drastic discounts the available market of SMBs willing to make another large commitment (as in buying managed services on top of their “IT guy’s” salary) is eventually going to shrink as well. All at the time that there are major retail providers coming into the SMB, as all software vendors are dumbing down their products to make setup and maintenance easier, and even that bottom tier in retail is getting stronger.

So I hope we can once and for all put to death the questions like “But are they really your competition? Do you really want the business that they are getting? If they aren’t good now they will never learn because they are teenagers?” and realize that there is a bigger picture here that is being painted by the commoditization of our industry and the only hope to survive is to provide a consistent and reliable service at a more than a reasonable rate to keep customers from being interested in an employee, Geek Squad, or a competitor to begin with. So it’s not all doom and gloom, but if you can’t plan a really long term out and think that you can just slightly change what you’re doing now like you did in the past… as this market matures further…. well… my daily plaxo updates from former partners puts the odds against you.

All good in Orlando

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Pretty big storm ripped through Central Florida today. Thanks to all of you that wrote in, I’m all set, the most servere weather did not hit Orlando or the city I live in (Lake Buena Vista) but did quite a bit of damage to countries north and east in Volusia and Lake counties. Asides from trailer parks the city impacted the most is Deland.

You generally expect to hear tornado stories from Texas and Oklahoma but Florida is actually #4 state in USA by the number of tornado hits. This should be of no surprise to anyone who has been in Florida, mostly comprised of trailer parks. And yes, trailer parks do cause tornadoes.

Reality Check: Why is Microsoft unfriendly all of a sudden?

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Warning: This is going to be a very harsh reality check. Not for the faint of heart. 

No, I have not just climbed from under a rock, thank you for asking. Thanks to this blog I’ve become somewhat of a therapist when it comes to dealing with Microsoft and in my talks with many of my partners lately I’ve come to hear one phrase over and over again:

Why is Microsoft unfriendly all of a sudden?

Most SMB people that grew up in the IT business over the past 6 years or so don’t remember what Microsoft was like before the worldwide bitchslap over their business practices. And to be fair to Microsoft, they are no different than AT&T, Oracle, IBM, Ford or any other large enterprise – the behavior comes with the turf and it’s just the way business is done. Learn it, live it, love it.. thats just the way it is, things’ll always been the same..

Business is about…. making money.

The more, the faster, the better.

“But Vlad, my revenues are $7 million a year! Why don’t I matter?” 

Aren’t our objectives the same?

Don’t we all have the same goal?

Why won’t they take my feedback?

The answer is simple – how are you relevant? How are you more relevant than a multi-billion dollar organization? The smaller you are the more agile you are and thus harder to form a MAD (mutually assured destruction) partnership, thus your feedback is less valuable because you’re seeing a far smaller data set of what is really important. Please, accept that, it will be much easier to sleep at night.

Now that you know that its all about the money and that nobody cares about what you think we can move on.

In conclusion…

It may also be a good time to come to terms that just because people are polite and nice to you it does not mean they have your best interest in mind. Just because you’ve formed a “partnership” with someone doesn’t mean they are interested in your well being in the slightest. You’ve partnered up to reach the client, you haven’t partnered up for one partner to keep you in business and protect your best interests for all eternity. Business isn’t a marriage. Your partner is not working against you, they are working for themselves. As are you. Or rather, as you should.

Vlad, you’re an asshole.

Now who’s climbing from under a rock?  

Yes, I am. But this is the way things are and this is the way the world works. This is business. None of this is an epiphany to anyone that has read more than 5 pages of any business book or walked by a business magazine rack. It really, really, really is not a difficult matter. And friends, business is not for everyone.

So back to Microsoft: They aren’t unfriendly all of a sudden. They have always been unfriendly. Their employees however are very friendly. After all, they are people and most people are good. I truly believe that. Most people wake up each day and like what they do. They look at problems and try to solve them. Same for all the Microsoft people I know, both in business, support and development. I absolutely believe that and I challenge you to find a single person at Microsoft that has actively worked against you with an intent to harm you personally. I doubt you’ll find them.

But friends are friends and business is business. And in business you have objectives and lawyers and competition. If you’re in business you have a duty to your business (shareholders, employees) to keep it alive. So if a threat or an opportunity come up you have to be able to put your personal feelings aside and understand what your job really is. So Microsoft is working with CompUSA. So Bell South is giving customers free services from Geek Squad. They are not doing so to screw you, they are doing so to better themselves and better their customers.

So you end up having to fight harder for the business, paying more for the action pack, more for the copy of Vista you want and your SBS box doesn’t have all the functionality you want. Tough. That’s business. Business isn’t always nice and partnerships go sour. If thats not something you can deal with and manage perhaps you need to get a job.

Latest IMF Update Too Aggressive

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I’ve been fielding a lot of support questions over the past few days regarding the messages simply vanishing, particularly my quarantine reports that have a mention of viagra about 300 times each. If you’re noticing a sudden lack of SPAM it is because of IMF’s new definitions. Exchange had a break in terms of definition updates, there were none for about a month. This latest release has been problematic so learn how to use Message Tracker functionality in Exchange as you’re likely to be hearing about it.

Dummies Guide to Voicemail

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I was out of the office for the better part of last week and finally got a chance to sit down and plow through my voicemail. One thing is apparent, people don’t know how to leave a voicemail. So here is a unfriendly rant guide to help you out.

It’s all about the name (I cannot stress that enough! – PHB)

Start by saying who you are. I got a slew of lovely messages “Hey, this message is for Vlad, please call me back at ___”; The voicemail prompt to my mailbox asks for your name, phone and domain name. So the first thing I assume when I get a message without a name is that you’re a moron that doesn’t deserve a call back. If I’m bored, maybe… maaybe, I will call you back. If you can’t be bothered to even say who you are how do you expect a call back? Voicemail is not a beeper, don’t make me call a big organization and ask them if someone there wanted to talk to Vlad because I’m sure that $5/hour receptionist will be as happy to speak to me as I am to try to spell my 4 character name to him 8 times.

I don’t know your phone number

Leave the phone number slowly, annunciate. I have a hard limit of two times I’m willing to rewind to get your phone number. Please, annunciate. I do not live in your area code, I don’t know your number by heart, I likely have to write it down or type it. So please, please, slow down. Annunciate. That means try to say the number as legibly as you can and slow down between EACH number. This apparently is lost on some people – taking a pause between digit groupings is no help if I can’t make out whats in each grouping. It sounds like “blahblahblah…. blahblah… blahblahblah” and frankly is of no help. Here is a simple exercise: close your mouth after you sound out each number.

Why are you calling me?

Quickly state the reason for your call and expected action. My time is very valuable, I don’t have the time to listen to a 5 minute voicemail detailing your latest vacation, hopes and dreams, latest sexual escapades and your preference of shampoos. Whats more, you’re playing a game of “Make your point before the phone rings again and I hit delete”

Anything else?

Quickly leave any other relevant information. Your availability, company affiliation, relation to me, preferred time for a call back, time zone, language, etc are all relevant. Your Microsoft Partner status, when you met me, your computer history, your business practices are just a waste of my time and precious Exchange storage.

Bring it all together.

Make sure your point gets across. If you need to repeat anything, do so. Keep it relevant. Here is the voicemail I frequently leave.

Hi, this is Vlad Mazek from Own Web Now Corp, calling for __Jimmy Joe Bob____.

My number is 8–7–7 5–4–6 0–3–1–6.

I am calling you to catch up / follow up / inquire / get in touch / find out about the travel accommodations for Gordo’s Mule Day and Chicken-fest.

Please call me back at your earliest convenience. Again, this is Vlad Mazek, 8–7–7 5–4–6 0–3–1–6.

 I can nail that in 30 seconds flat. I also tend to mumble so I leave my phone number twice.

Have the same respect for the people that are calling you. Don’t make people sit through 3 minutes of propaganda or force them to go through 6 levels of IVR to get to you. When they finally hit your voicemail (16 rings later) don’t give the caller your life story – I REALLY REALLY REALLY don’t care to hear about the fishing vacation you’re going to or how much you hope that the trout are biting this time of the year. Likewise, make your voicemail legible. My friend Jen, who should know better because she is majoring in PR, reads an entire paragraph – her voicemail is 1.8 seconds in length:

Hi, you’ve reached Jen W at __. I’m not available right now but I will get back to you as soon as I can.

If you don’t leave your name or the reason why you called and I got that as the voicemail prompt when I called you back… I’d hang up. Now keep in mind that we’re a 100% VoIP shop – meaning I can rewind and go through the message as many times as I want. On my T-Mobile cell phone on the other hand…. no chance. I hit delete a few seconds into the phone call.

This daily etiquette lesson has been brought to you by the fine people at Tyson Chicken.