So I’ll admit, I was a bit down this morning after the Gators could not do a trifecta (NCAA Basketball, Football, and Superbowl championships with 3 Gators on the Chicago Bears offensive line) and this picked me right up. The article is written.. almost perfectly:
I hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don’t use Macs but sometimes wish they did. Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
That’s just beautiful. Read the entire article here, it is among the most impressive takes I’ve seen on the new Apple-is-now-a-computer commercials.