Microsoft in Orlando: What Went Wrong?

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My last live post from Microsoft/Intel Ready to Rock show got quite a bit of attention. It also raised a lot of attention with the press so instead of letting them misquote or take me out of context I figured I should clear up all the details and back them with the community commentary from the people that attended the show.

Presenting The Problem

Make no mistake, the biggest problem with the event was an arrogant presenter that insulted his partners. While some of the feedback he got could have been delivered in a more professional manner, he returned the lack of respect and then some. Here are some of the examples of presenters poor attitude (highly paraphrased) towards negative feedback:

Partner: There is no true “classic” classic view in Vista. This new interface negates all the training businesses have.
Presenter: So you want Windows 2000? I’m sorry but we have to move on.
Partner: Is there any way to go back to standard control panel?
Presenter: Sounds like you have personal problems, let’s meet afterwards.

Presenter: I don’t want you to think for a second that I don’t understand…
Partners: You don’t.
(this was handled poorly every time he tried to be compassionate)
Presenter: I do from hearing all the other OEMs complain.
Presenter: What you want to do is criminal / illegal.
Presenter: It’s intellectual property…. <slew of insults to follow>

The insults were many and frequent. Presenter attempted to slant each argument presented by OEM Partners by ridiculing them with examples that were at best baseless and at worst outright irrelevant. However, where he totally lost all respect from the audience was when he absolutely misjudged his audience and justified their fears: That Microsoft is a double-standard company when dealing with small OEMs as opposed to large retailers:

Presenter: So there I was last night at Best Buy and I saw someone bring their Compaq. The Geek Squad employee just said OK and took the PC to the back and started re-imaging the system without having the original disks that came with the system.
<Audience erupts in outrage>
Presenter: I immediately spoke to the manager.
Partners: You didn’t stop them.
Partners: But you did nothing to enforce it!
Presenter: Oh, I enforced it plenty.
Partners: No you didn’t.
Partners: Where is the press coverage?
Partners: Did you close their doors?
Partners: Did you file a lawsuit and shut them down?

The response was less than respectful to say the least. This is the biggest problem for the OEMs out there, the feeling that Microsoft is unfairly rewarding big retailers and big box makers and eliminating the SMB OEM from existence by charging them less for OEM XP, showing preferential treatment, not enforcing licensing issues and more.

 

The Future Problem of Vista Upgrades

One problem presented by the OEM partners was something that I never even considered. Currently SMB OEMs serve a small niche of custom high end or media center PC’s. The pricing advantage OEMs once had has been virtually eliminated by Dell. For the longest time the biggest partner complaint regarding XP has been the “double licensing payment” involved in licensing Windows XP Professional. If a small business purchased a Windows XP Home system from Dell for $399 and then got the server they would have to pay for licensing again to upgrade to Windows XP Professional. There was no “upgrade” discount and in eyes of many this appeared to be paying for the OS twice.

Microsoft addressed this problem by shipping all the bits on the DVD that comes with Microsoft’s upcoming Vista OS. Customers can, at will, upgrade to a more functional version of Vista by simply purchasing an upgrade key from Microsoft’s web site.

OEM Partners clearly saw this as a threat of their turf of higher end business machines where they can still command some pricing advantage against big box makers and retailers.

 

Backstage Pass Fiasco

The Backstage Pass was a disappointment for nearly everyone I spoke to. It amounted to nothing more than a page out of Technical Demonstration Toolkit that comes with the Action Pack. According to Ian Kroe:

Icing on the cake…I stayed for the backstage after show’s hands-on-labs but wait…there’s more, as it turns out Microsoft duped the crowd’s cranial voids into thinking they were getting something fresh. Instead, they got a typed 10 page step by step pamphlet labeled “Lab Manual” that corresponds to the action pack’s TDT’s. They sit you down to an Intel Whitebook and say “go to it kid!” All it does is walk you through some Vista and Office ’07 basics. Strictly end user stuff.

I asked Microsoft out right, “isn’t this same TDT by verbatim that’s in the action pack?” I DID NOT GET A RESPONSE…until after the show.

Then they quietly said yes!

 

The Big Loss

Microsoft lost big time not simply by the lack of respect it showed its partners in Orlando but more by not having much to show at all. They failed to energize their traditionally loyal partners. OEM Partners sensed that, it was likely the case for the major discontent among the partners to begin with. These partners base their business around what Microsoft does and if Microsoft is not shining their sales are down and out.

Microsoft has been showing the Vista / Office for a year now and it is still not ready. There are no expectations of when it might be ready and they may as well have run out of time.

I would argue that it doesn’t matter if the innovations Microsoft brings are significantly better for its partners and its customers. If they are not seen and perceived as such then the sales do not happen and that is the only thing that matters in the end.

The event and presenter were uncharacteristically bad for Microsoft. I would consider this event to possibly be the worst one I ever attended and I’ve seen a lot. If you have been in the unfortunate audience and have been disappointed by both the presenter and the presentation I beg you to go see a Microsoft TS2 roadshow where both the presenters and the content are more relevant, timely and designed to make you money.

Microsoft Antagonizing Partners at Ready To Rock Roadshow

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Microsoft often talks about how they do not sell software and how its partners are their sales force. So every now and then they have feel-good roadshows (TS2) where someone actually listens to the small business owners, OEMs and SMB partners and sends that feedback up to Microsoft. TS2 guys are pretty compassionate and they know what they are talking about.

But when you stick an arrogant jackass in front of the audience that lacks all of the above qualities… fireworks happen. I’m at the Orlando Ready to Rock Roadshow watching the Microsoft presented getting grilled from all angles and really taking it with no grace whatsoever. Guess nobody told this guy that he’s presenting to his sales force.

Now I’ve been with the TS2 guys to Miami which is know for its….. hospitality. I have never, ever, seen audience members openly talking about kicking the presenters ass, another presenter saying where you can find the guy behind the building after the event and then having a partner stand up to take the odds or better yet, decide who goes first.

Aside from this being sad and funny at the same time, it is a good lesson to learn: Do not antagonize your partners, sales and customers.

Vlad’s Book Club: Books that make Vlad cry

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DarwinRelax wuss, they are the tears of joy. Every now and then I look at that new business book just to realize that I will only get a few pages worth of insightful and original thought from hundreds of pages of fluff. Even worse is realizing that there is no book for what you need – Longhorn Server. Such was the case yesterday when I looked at a few books on productivity and management and couldn’t find an original thought as I paged through them….. so in disappointment and on the way out of B&N two little words caught my eye.. “Intelligent Design” – quite appropriately these words were a subtitle of an even more genious book: The Darwin Awards.

The Darwin Awards is a very popular series of books that has appeared on the New York Times bestsellers list several times. The premise of the book is to make fun of people that die in a spectacular, self-inflicting way. The tagline is “The Darwin Awards pays homage to those who improve our gene pool… by removing themselves from it.” – the subtitle is even better “All-new tales from the shallow end of the gene pool.”

Get it from Amazon.

This is a comedic book and just what the doctor ordered when you spend most your day dealing with people, to paraphrase the author, who would do IT industry a great service by removing themselves from it.

News around SBS land

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So it’s been a while since we published an episode of the SBS Show but there are news in our market nonetheless. First of all, Andy Goodman has published an installation guide on how to get CRM Express Mobile Client running with ISA 2004. Andy’s step-by-step guide walks you through the whole process of hacking together CRM mobility and SBS. Now as much as I hate Microsoft CRM even the most unbiased person has to find the ounce of humor in this “seamless integration” as demonstrated in 200 screenshots

Now on to a product that someone will actually use: Microsoft “Codename Centro” – Kevin Beares blogs about the new midmarket solution Microsoft has planned. The techbeta is open and here are the details on Kevin’s Blog. If this sounds interesting to you then time to get behind it is now:

If you are interested in joining the “Centro” Beta please go to http://connect.microsoft.com click on Invitations sign in with your Windows Live ID (Passport ID) and enter the following invite ID; Extr-GHBC-JCJM. You will be asked to take a short Survey. Once you complete the survey look for an email from MsftConn@microsoft.com. If you don’t already trust this address, please add it to your trusted email addresses.

Get this week’s training started early.

Firefox 2.0 Released

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So the release of IE 7 didn’t really make much noise at all, at least not in the positive way among the IT community which is finding it crashing OWA, no Administrative templates and a slew of people trying to block it from autodeploying. Big step for Microsoft nonetheless.

Another potentially quiet milestone this week will be the release of Firefox 2.0. If you’re in USA and happen to speak english you can download it right now.

As a friend of mine mentioned over the weekend:

I learned a long time ago to never install any software that ends in “0”.

So test it, play with it, but be careful. Check out the release notes to see whats new with it.

Update: Indy from the comments links to the following bashing of people that damage Firefox by linking directly to the ftp site. I particularly enjoyed the comments in their blog post:

I think you should look at your internal practices rather than admonishing a community that adores you.

That said, would you like some cheese with your whine?

Nothing really to add to that..

Important: OWN Blog Goes Live!

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It is my great pleasure to announce the first ever Own Web Now Corp blog. Click here to add it to your RSS2 aggregator. If you do any business with OWN or ever intend to, you need to add that blog to your daily routine.

For what its worth, OWN blog will be quite different from Vladville in a number of ways. As much as I am the CEO and the guy that… well… IS the company to the external world, my opinions and ideas do not always reflect the ideas, goals or opinions of Own Web Now Corp. For the past two years I have tried to give some insight into what OWN is all about through my eyes. I will continue to do so, however, OWN is a serious global business and needs a serious global way to communicate to its partners and clients.

The timing, in case you’re interested, has all to do with the launch of Internet Explorer 7. My customers and I am assuming more than half my partners know nothing about RSS. So the launch of a tool that will seamlessly keep them informed with our every move has everything to do with the OWN Blog coming to life.

The topics discussed on the other blog will be drastically different from what I have here. Vladville, as I have described on a few occasions, is a distraction between phone calls and other tasks. It is a nickname sarcasticly given by one of my girlfriends college roommates reflecting on my absolute take on some subject. I believe the exact quote was “Maybe thats how things work in Vladville, but not in the real world.”

So expect the OWN blog to talk a lot about the business of global network management, advanced network infrastructure, security alerts and practices, etc. For example, one of the first posts this week was going to be an alert on why suddenly so many servers stopped accepting mail and started rejecting it with code 5.7.1 – Network Solutions DNS croaked and fubared a large portion of the Net. The other day we had a conversation about selectively restricting NDR bounces from showing up in ExchangeDefender mailboxes – so when someone Joe Jobs your domain you don’t have to die in a massive amount of NDR spam and eventual blackholing. Rest assured that terms like croakedfubared and blackholing will not be seen on OWN.

So there you go – what are you waiting for – point your RSS feeder here and keep up with us! As I promised, it will be fun!   

Keeping Passwords Secure

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KeepassDon’t worry, this isn’t The Susan Bradley ™ rant. This is just something for you to think about on a slow Friday afternoon while you’re planning your weekend and likely using the same password for your desktop as you do for Travelocity and digg.com.

I’ll cut to the chase. In over a decade of professional system administration I’ve been given so many passwords and told “don’t remember this” about a million times. Now I honestly try not to think about the password as people give it to me – it’s a skill of not caring, specific to system administrators. However, I’ve had a pleasure of dealing with some people over and over and over again and every time they call in to setup a new account they have me use their “standard” password. Then they invite me to help via RDP or LogMeIn, and yep, same password. Send a zip file over – yup, same beast. Why? Convenience. (holding back the rant… holding)

I can understand the convenience. First off, you don’t have to remember the password. Second off, you don’t have to think of a new password every time. But what if one site suddenly required a more complex password? Now you have to keep track of two. Then when you go to site A and your password doesn’t work? Hrm.. maybe its the one from site B. Thirty seconds later you’ve blown through your entire password assortment and just gave away that shiny new porn site the password to your banking account. In the day and age where all usernames happen to be email addresses, for the most part, this can be dangerous. And it is definitely not convenient any more.

I have been using a free program called Keepass for years. It is safe, completely open source and very convenient. When I go to a new site and need a password I don’t sit around thinking of a permutation or something including the site name. I have Keepass randomly generate a 16 char string. It picks the complexity. Forget about web sites supporting passphrases, their database is more likely to get stolen (or lost) than your password cracked. When I want to login there are plugins (on screen keyboard, automatic form fillers) to automatically let me in without copying and pasting. The password database is encrypted, portable and passwords are masked (*** instead of ABC) so even if your employees / bosses are walking around behind you they will not be able to see what you’re typing in on the screen. So give it a shot… It’s Friday, you ain’t got no job… you ain’t got stuff to do.

Lite it up. Did I mention it’s free? Pass it on… but if you’re really having a slow day blog about a single tool you use that saves you a lot of grief.

 

IE7: Install or Block

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There are a lot of IT Professionals living under a rock. Some bothered to email me last night, in panic, that IE7 is going to be deployed on their systems without a choice. One guy even asked me to call him on his cell phone because he was powering down the systems in the morning to stop IE7 from automatically rolling out and breaking his LOB. No joke.

Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh. Folks. This stuff is your job. Following this stuff is your occupation. First of all, here is Microsoft’s official statement on why they are making IE7 a full download, for the from under the rock crowd, published on July 26, 2006:

To help customers become more secure and up-to-date, Microsoft will distribute Internet Explorer 7 as a high-priority update via Automatic Updates and the Windows Update and Microsoft Update sites. Internet Explorer 7 will be available for users of genuine Windows XP SP2, Windows XP 64-bit Edition, and Windows Server 2003 SP1.

This announcement provides an overview of the delivery process and options available to IT Administrators to prevent delivery of Internet Explorer 7 to their organization through Automatic Updates. Customers wishing to block the delivery of Internet Explorer 7 into their organization should have blocking measures complete by November 1. Distribution of Internet Explore 7 by Automatic Updates will take several months to complete. Microsoft will revise this announcement with more information in the future.

Now, let’s say you want to block IE 7 for whatever reason. Well, Microsoft figured you might. So they published the IE 7 Blocker Toolkit. They even published a FAQ on it. Others have been screaming about it for a while. You can even get a step by step breakdowns from fellow MVP Sandi Hardmeier.

Listen, whether you hate or love Internet Explorer is one thing, thats a personal and professional preference. Ignoring the fact that its coming out, how its coming out, how its being deployed and the fact that you haven’t bothered to test it… is a problem. Please, get on the ball. 

IE7 is Out: Will anyone care?

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Over ten years after the “Midnight Madness” launch of Internet Explorer 5, Microsoft is set for yet another launch of another odd number release. The circumstances are similar – Microsoft is bringing little to nothing new to the table, playing catchup and building on the (in)security record worse than nearly any other Internet-aware application. Personally, I do not intend to upgrade until Vista cycle when Microsoft will try to force it down my throat… which interestingly enough is how they managed to position themselves with IE5 and eliminate Netscape in the first place.

So, history repeating itself or a revolutionary new step for Microsoft security? Click here to find out. Personally I’m going to bed, the browser wars may no longer be relevant and I feel IE7 proves that with a me-too-er they just put up for download. Good luck boys.

Interesting Training Opportunities for the 2007 Wave

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So I went through the lineup of webcasts Microsoft has lined up for November and things are really starting to heat up. First of all, these webcasts are delivered by TechNet presenters, friendly speak for “coherent technical people”, so you know its going to be great. I’ve registered for these, and will unfortunately miss the UC overview one since I’ll be in Vegas that week… but these look quite impressive:

An In-Depth Look at Windows SharePoint Services 3.0 and Office SharePoint Server 2007 (Level 200)
Wednesday, November 01, 2006 – 11:30 AM – 12:30 PM Pacific Time

TechNet Webcast: Microsoft Unified Communications Overview (Level 100)
Friday, November 03, 2006 – 9:30 AM – 10:30 AM Pacific Time

TechNet Webcast: High Availability and Clustering in Exchange Server 2007 (Level 300)
Monday, November 06, 2006 – 9:30 AM – 10:30 AM Pacific Time

TechNet Webcast: Introduction to Windows PowerShell Scripting in Exchange Server 2007 (Level 200)
Friday, November 17, 2006 – 9:30 AM – 11:00 AM Pacific Time
Kevin Remde, TechNet Presenter, Microsoft Corporation

Momentum Webcast: A Sneak Peek at Outlook 2007 and Exchange Server 2007 (Level 100
Monday, November 27, 2006 – 9:00 AM – 10:00 AM Pacific Time

Optimizing your Infrastructure with Windows Vista, Exchange Server 2007, and the 2007 Office System (Level 100)
Wednesday, November 08, 2006 – 11:00 AM – 12:00 PM Pacific Time