Veterans Day

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Looking at my inbox this late at night it appears I am the only person that has taken the Veterans Day off or perhaps noticed it even exists. In United States this is both the federal and state holiday which usually means everything but the food/movies is closed… but not today – not only is everything wide open, nobody seems to have noticed it with the exception of the furniture store, car dealership and the local news stations – which ran a mention of it after the obviously retarded lady torturing an animal in the 3 day line waiting for the IKEA store opening, deportation debate and organ donor story.

Shame on you Orlando.

I’m probably the first one to say that the respect is earned. I understand you may not support the war. I understand you may not support the president with the lowest approval rating ever or the vice president that just had impeachment articles introduced against him. I understand that our government has flushed our civil liberties down the toilet. I understand that this has turned into a commercial nation that (as a result of the above f…ups has tanked our economy) cannot take a single day off but that does not warrant not even acknowledging this one day a year to thank the people that have died in combat, served to keep us safe, to make it possible to sit for three days in an IKEA store opening line. I understand. But apathy is not an excuse for lack of respect and gratitude.

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To those of  you that served, made a sacrifice and even died to allow me to live the way I do.. Thank you.

Three great posts to read while I’m remodeling

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With the Thieving Weasel’s launch coming in just a few weeks, Vladville servers need to undergo an upgrade and some cosmetic changes as well. It’s a holiday in USA tomorrow so I’m taking a moment to clear some of the Vladville mess that has piled on over the years and bring a more appropriate theme given the content..

In the meantime, here are some great blog posts to learn from, no matter who you are..

Read about Pablo’s move from developer to architect roles..

Read about Karl’s comparison of business consultants and technology salesmen..

Dave’s asking for a partner not to trash the relationship over the cost of 6 pizzas..

Where is Essential Business Server Essential? The overview of the midmarket opportunity

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Earlier this week Microsoft released Microsoft Essential Business Server and the name itself has caused a little discomfort among the people that don’t understand the midmarket customers and the dynamics beyond the box. So, as a public service, let me explain to you what its like working with midmarket customers in hopes that you don’t apply the flawed SBSer strategy and fail miserably with this new product suite.

What is Essential?

Essential, in a word, is the set of bare neccessities that a business will need to rely on in order to build their network infrastructure.

Quick, whats essential in a single office with 20 workers? Your answer is probably file sharing, email. If you think harder maybe you’ll come up with the domain controller, centralized security, remote office access? If you’re pushed for it maybe you can say mobility or a firewall? Given enough time you can probably name every single component of a modern computer network, both physical and logical, and at the end of it all start a spork fight with a coleague over what the meaning of “essential” means.

So again, essential as a term means the bare cornerstones of a network. If your network consists of four PCs and two Windows Mobile phones, your essentials can be squeezed in a tiny appliance. Grow a little more and maybe you’ll need SBS. Grow a little more and perhaps you’ll need a second server. Grow a little more and get an LOB and maybe you’ll need a SQL box. Grow a little more and maybe you’ll have to hire an IT guy to just run around and keep track of it all. Grow a little more and your SBS box needs a transition pack. Grow a little more and open another office. Grow a little more and now running your IT infrastructure change management is not as simple as nailing a sign on the bathroom door that says “Make sure you login to DC2 instead of DC1 starting Monday!”

Now, whats essential? Essential is something that you can’t live without and perhaps in a more relevant view, it is something you don’t want to spend time maintaining, managing, fixing and tweaking to get up and running.

That (Microsoft hopes) is Microsoft Essential Business Server.

Susan, and I imagine many SBSers, that exist out of a “single box with 2k3std accessories” are not going to see these things as essentials. And if you ever hope to serve these customers you need to understand that they are not just a supersized sbs-in-a-box just shipped in three boxes. There are dynamics, office politics, investments, legacy software and hardware, set processes that people will resist changing because whoever came up with the broken process had it embraced by the entire company that can not think of doing anything else.

If you are an SBSer, you need to come to terms that not everything can be fixed with one box and you need to come to terms with the fact that your sales cycle will be longer, much longer. Allow me to explain both points:

Researching Essential Business Server Opportunities

Midmarket clients are very unlike the smallbiz clients in that they have already adopted technology – just very, very poorly. You might be dealing with dozens of servers, multiple domains, multiple offices and tons and tons of little LOBS all setup in their own peculiar way.

Most of your midmarket sales cycle is actually going to be a research cycle. Identify if the customer wants to work with you and get paid. Immediately. This isn’t a Managed Services bangup of let us clean up your crap because we have a dozen customers just like you, this is a long process of identifying what the company has, how it interacts and how to consolidate it and plan for its growth.

Midmarket customers are infrastructure consulting opportunities, they are not managed services opportunities.
Midmarket customers are not problems that need to be fixed by an upgrade or a Zenith agent with monkey in a bucket banging at the event log, they are broken process and application implementations that you will be bringing back into spec for years.
Midmarket customers are not business owners that need a server, they are IT managers and accountants that can’t explain the costs or how everything plays together.

So get the consulting contract out, explain what you are going to deliver in a nutshell, provide detailed reports every 40 hours (or every $1,000 dollars) with the true project completeness and documented details. Then sell the server.

Selling Essential Business Server “Essentials”

Selling the software is the last step in the process. After you know what you have, after you’ve spent days or months bringing the process together, virtualizing servers and getting rid of legacy hardware and software (no, they don’t need that 96 DOS fax “server” from Packard Bell), documenting the LOBs and bringing the network back to spec, you sellMicrosoft Essential Business Server-s.

Mark my words – this will be the least expensive part of the process.

If you are any good at all, the documentation and process you leave this company with and the training you can provide to that IT person or team thats left minding after the things surrounding the essentials is whats going to keep you and your workers swimming over the six figure salary.

Thank you Microsoft

I am biting my tongue on this one, but this suite and direction are whats going to return the premium and technology consulting back to the world of SMB technology. And you have nobody but Microsoft to thank for it.

Why? Because these midmarket companies are dominated by arogant and overworked IT managers and staff that have to deal with the decisions their bosses made in the long long ago and they cannot break the cycle. So in order to get things done, they need an external influence to help them keep their jobs and not get fired for things that are constantly falling apart, something they can’t fix because they are constantly putting out fires.

Enter Microsoft. “Hey, midmarket company, heard of Business Essentials Server? We can show you how to do XYZ with it, are these your pain points?” and then you’re in. Your first friends should be the IT staff, even if you’re dealing direct with CEO and CFO they will still ask their IT people to give their nod of approval. At least thats been the case in every midmarket situation I’ve ever been in. So if you patronized them, if you come in as the holy grail that will fix all the problems overnight with a single solution without even understanding the problem (SBSer mentality “You need a server!”) then don’t expect to hear back from them. On the other hand, if you’re really going to be there for a few months to not just fix but establish process and training not only are the IT people going to love you but you will have a gig for life. Then sell them the managed services 🙂 The managed essential services 🙂

This works for us, hope it can work for you.

This is why Dell will own the universe

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IT is a commodity.

One company realized this over ten years ago, crushed its competitors, and skyrocketed to being the most despised/hated company in the IT Solution Provider space.

That is of course unless you work with Dell and leverage the conveniences and price breaks they bring to market to let you get to the next step but thats common sense and there will be none of it here. “Down with Dell” yells the angry gaypile as it sends wads of cash to Round Rock Texas.

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Woops. Thats a Dell server costing $50 more than the Everex TC2502 GPC!

Dell competes with IT Solution Providers in nearly every category. They have the largest ground force after IBM, now provide managed services, have a decade of experience providing horrible support from India, tons of customers models and options. About the only thing they do not have is the tablet.

So, as the angry mob fights the paperwork and nightmares of purchasing HP servers, the smart IT providers are teaming up with Dell, making huge profits and investing them in their practice, their value add and their white-glove customer service and customer relationship so the retention stays at its peak.

Or you can just hand crank MSP contracts down every lead and try to beat the indianinabox.com with high school kids. 

Vladville Stats

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As you may have noticed by the flurry of blog posts and my cheerful mood over the past week, things are really starting to pick up. OWN is back on course, with lots of work ahead, my personal projects are picking up, spending more time with Katie is just awesome and the amount of support I have received from a few of you has been nothing short of amazing. So I wanted to take a moment to share something I have learned, because quite frankly, it surprised me.

Here are the stats from the recent Vladville survey I ran, and much to my surprise my audience is not just a bunch of IT shops. As a matter of fact, its almost the smallest one. That was the first surprise. I immediately thought, “man, these people must hate my guts, why do they bother reading” but the comments answered that quite vividly.

Vladville receives over 80,000 unique visits per day, over quarter million RSS hits (impossible to find out how many people just have a broken RSS reader that requests the feed every minute). Of those, 41,998 bothered to look at the survey page, of which 36,701 actually answered it. By number breakdown alone, most visitors to Vladville are smallbiz companies, followed by employees of midmarket or larger companies. Why read Vladville? Primarily for technical info but also for business advice. 

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Those are the flat numbers. Now, here is another curveball. When split individually, the smaller audience segments (student, smallbizit, smallbiz and a good portion of midmarket) come here primarily for technical information. The larger organization employees (enterprise and nearly half of midmarket) comes here for business advice.

The only inference I can draw is that techies from larger companies are looking to go out on their own and are looking for business insight, while the smaller company employees are here to figure out the big picture. The comments, which I honestly have only read maybe 700 of, seem to confirm this.

Something universal among everyone (or just one person submitting the form over and over with slighty varied comments) is the appreciation for keeping it real, without sugarcoating and pretending things are not something other than whats in the plain sight. That seems to be the most apparent criteria to you all. The second biggest trend among the comments is the number of thanks I got for helping people put a mirror up to themselves, identify themselves in what I’ve had to go through and face their problems now. While I am sure there are quite a few that probably see me as just a rude asshole who gets off on throwing insults on the random web site, a LOT of you seem to be getting the right message and the spirit in which I post some of these blog items. Yes, they are a plea to change and help you understand that everyone struggles, every day, that this is not easy or a hobby..

One of the things I say very often when people confront me about the overall lack of respect and appreciation customers send back is: “They are paying us for our expertise, we’re professionals not support group participants”; As a result of this survey and its tremendous feedback I am going to have to change that tune, while Vladville is not my job (as a matter of fact, it is just a venting distraction from it) I appreciate hearing what a big positive impact it has made in so many of your lives and careers and I can’t even begin to express what it means to me that this tiny little blog has such a huge following and so many fans. In my line of business you don’t get to have fans, knowing that there are so many of you out there that appreciate what I’m doing is truly a blessing.

Thank you for your support!

How to get promoted at Microsoft

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(there is a point to this, just read on) The age old question of “Who do I have to blow to get promoted around here?” that Microsofties have been asking themselves forever has finally been answered!

bio_scott This guy.

Get this – wife, seven kids. Allegedly he humped one of his VP’s, his business manager, his admin staff and a few others. This is pretty much as close as you can get to being a IT rock star. This guys job was dogfooding Microsoft’s latest alpha/beta/CTP stuff and he still found time to get some!

According to Valleywag, this is the fourth CIO in the last few years, so if you want to get laid, Microsoft is the place to be.

(Be honest, did you see this coming?) In a completely unrelated coincidental story, I would like to congratulate Robbie Upcroft on his promotion. Robbie has done a phenomenal job for the UK partner community and Robbie finally cracked and begged her majesty for safe return to Port Jackson, marking the largest distance anyone has traveled to get away from Susanne. (citation needed)

Joke aside, I know I’m joining many people in thanking Robbie for his hard work and worldwide reach, and I’m sure his Australian partners are anxiously awaiting his return. I’m also sure he will be thrilled to see his name on this post.

Windows PowerShell 2.0 CTP Released

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One of my fellow Exchange MVP buddies, Bharat (sounds like “Bart”) Suneja is talking about the release of Windows PowerShell 2.0 CTP! Now, before you get overly excited, that CTP acronym stands for Community Technology Preview which is just a fancy name for Beta which is just a pretty name for Broken. So while you should definitely not go buck wild and install this on a production system, kudos to PowerShell team for getting the stuff out into developers hands especially given that the new release supports:

Remoting!!! Jim Harrison and I were talking about this very feature at this years TechEd, and the limitation that seemed almost crippling. Remoting gives you the ability to manage remote systems, execute cmdlets on remote servers which is important because..

You can now write your own cmdlets in PowerShell instead of having to compile .NET code. That in turn is important because:

PowerShell 2.0 comes with a GUI (of sorts) so you can do cool stuff like multiple shells, highlight and run only select pieces of the code..

Now, you do need .NET 3.0 but the boldfaced stuff up threre ought to give you more than enough reason to go get it. If you are new to PowerShell try get-help, if you’re experienced you’ve GOT to check out remoting: get-help About_Remoting

lg-go-away-tshirt Sorry for the inane fanboyism about this but this level of flexibility and automation is what the PowerShell is all about and it allows organizations that rely on these servers to save a ton of time. It’s really a two-fold benefit. We spend a lot of time automating the documenting our processes in PowerShell since we have gone to Exchange 2007 and now Server 2008 because it enables us to give higher level administrative functions to the jr admins and not worry about them breaking anything. This shrinks our training requirements, makes sure everything is done according to our process (after all, humans make a lot more mistakes than computers).

So go, check it out. If you’re a sysadmin and you’re not yet knees deep in PowerShell I hope you’re working for the government cause you’re becoming obsolete more rapidly than the computer you’re reading this blog on. Go, get your dev on!

Welcome to Atomic Tangerine room (my new office)

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Here is a sneak peak of my new office, still under construction. Hope you’re thoroughly bothered by it.

Below is my desk and my Aeron throne. Two VoIP phones just in case. This will eventually have some artwork and foam padding (for recording purposes, wood floors + empty walls = lots of echo)

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This is sort of the area they dumped the leftover supplies when they started to put in floors in the other rooms. Of only interest might be the two steel racks, one flat on the ground, one on wheels. These are called “bread racks” and we use this stuff in our data centers to house non-rackmount servers. In the back is my little “Daro” desk from IKEA, if you’re sick of your laptop making an omlet in your lap (I am not sure what the inappropriate translation of that is if you’re a girl) you’ve got to get one of these. I think mine cost $30 in Dallas.

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Slightly different angle, this is what my wife affectionately called “the casting couch”; The main motivation behind the color is for video purposes, this is more of a studio than an office so the futon fits. In the back are two 8–core Xeon’s that combined cost less than that Aeron chair you saw up top – go ahead and hate, Dell rules. Next to it is the swiffer, the broom for the lazy.

And yes, what you see to the right of the 16 cores of computing power is a Mac. It’s a long term lease so we figured there may one day be kids around and one of the reasons I chose downtown as a location has to do a little with community service and helping teach the kids network infrastructure essentials, so if we ever have mentally disabled or computer illiterate around I wanted to let them play with a user interface that was designed for a 3 year old. Again, hate if you must, you know I’m right.

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Finally, the color. The choice was a conscious one and the color is Behr’s Atomic Tangerine, high gloss finish. No, it’s not a tribute to Chris Rue, Phil Fullmer fan club president. And no, it’s got nothing to do with Gators bleeding blue and orange. I wanted something from our corporate color scheme but I also wanted something that would outright shock people. Mission accomplished, everyone that has come in to this place has said “Holy Sh..” — sans the Orlando Development Commission girls that asked “Was this ever a prison?” after they saw previous tenants paint (“metalic silver”).

So why orange? Well, the major purpose for this room is to produce video content. When you encode video for online viewing the edges tend to blur under high compression so anything out of the regular color scheme seemed unlikely. Nothing dark, nothing bluish… and there was no way I would ever sit and look at a green wall. So, yellow/orange it was. Then I looked for something that dulled a little when illuminated (if I picked something that would get brighter with lights on it I’d come out way too dark and.. well… believe it or not, no danger of falling asleep or losing concentration in a bright orange room!

Finally, the location. Downtown Orlando. I am surrounded by three churches, ten lawyers and Lake Eola on one side. I think I’ve perfectly stacked my heaven vs. hell odds with that combo.

So, there is a little preview of the new office. Obviously looks quite naked and under construction and I’m inhaling a lot of sawdust from the new floors but I’m pretty happy with what this will allow me to do.

Welcome to the Atomic Tangerine room!

British Motivational Speaking

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I think one thing I love the most about all my friends from UK is their uncanny ability to hand you your ass on a platter without a single profanity and upset you to the point that can’t even reply because you’re so paralyzed from shock of what is perhaps the worst insult you’ve ever had thrown your way.

Mark Crall had once called me a sadistic piece of sh.. because he figured out that I am motivated by the negative feedback. Can you blame me? I’m an engineer and I live to fix things. When nothing is broken things get boring, very quickly. Throw on top of that the great unrealistic bullsh.. motivators / performance coaches of our culture, like Tony Robbins (find out what you do when you’re really at your peak and then apply it whenever you needed) misleading people into thinking its not their fault they suck.

Yes, it’s your fault, the sooner you snap out of it the better for all of us.

(trying something new here, sorry if your browser explodes, embedding video)

I implore you to watch this video. It is of a British chef talking to an obviously deluded individual. When we are being criticized we tend to become defensive or apologetic or ignore what is being thrown at us because we do not want to accept the problem as one that was caused by our own doing. Watch Gordon Ramsey take this poor guy apart:

 

 

Even Glen Ross would be impressed. What motivates you?

Get your live.xx email address

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Gotta love techmeme.com! I found out earlier today that Microsoft Live opened up live.xx domain for registrations and LiveSite blog urged me to sign one up along with a full list of domains available from live.com.

Click here to sign up.

Now, there is a trick to this. By default Microsoft only enables hotmail.com and live.com email domains, which is pretty lame. You’ll need to paste in this Javascript to enable the .xx code:

javascript:function r(q){} function s(q){e[q] =
new Option(a[q],a[q])}; r(e = document.getElementById(“idomain”).options);r
(d=”live.”);r(a = new Array(“hotmail.com”,”hotmail.co.uk”,”msn.com”,d+”com”,
d+”be”,d+”co.uk”,d+”de”,d+”gen.tr”,d+”fr”,+
“live.crack”,d+”xx”,d+”ch”,d+”live.girl”,d+”es”,d+”it”,d+”nl”));
for (i=0;i<a.length;i++){ s(i ) }
alert(“Success – additional domains added!”);

And there you go… That will add the .xx domain to the live signup. Thanks to Oli for the hint, I just added the .xx in the array and bam, vlad@ baby!