The real reason SBS consultants don’t use _______.

SMB
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I have not exactly been celebrated for holding a very low opinion of most “We install manage and support SBS networks” shops, especially in the one man shop category. But it seems that my reigns as the SBS Public Enemy #1 are being taken by someone new so in spirit of helping they guy out from the public religious drubbing and eventual crucifixion at the Garbage Truck Drive Convention this October, I’d like to offer a slight SBS-atheist (“No, god did not create the SBS CEICW Wizard on the 8th day”) reality check to some of my dear friends and respected colleagues who seem to be living in a delusional dream state.

First, you are not going to beat Susan Bradley in an argument by calling her out on technical facts. She corrects Microsoft’s web sites and KB articles for living. The way to get under Susan’s skin is to say that she is “just a CPA” and should go read an ISA book by a good friend of mine. What happens is reminescent of the fabulous 80’s cartoon:

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said:

he-man

I have the poooooooweeeeerrr!

She then proceeds to point her sword at her Mini which becomes a mighty wrecking ball and probably says: “Here is your button. Now bend over!!!!”

Susan is a dear friend so in a moment I will demonstrate how you get her to stand in front of Skull Mountain.

The real reason SBSers aren’t installing _______________________

The real reason is because most SBSers aren’t technology savvy people to begin with, most of them were barely able to manage their own workstation as the counter went from 1999 to 2000. Most are your garden variety hacks in multiple IT gadgets, enthusiasts if you will. They knew how to uninstall spyware. Maybe they knew how to connect a printer, install a switch and figure out through documentation what the difference between the WAN and LAN ports was.

Then the divine intelligent creator came around one day, we’ll call him Mike Marshall, and thought:

What if we created a roadshow that did nothing but take end users and consumers through the Microsoft’s product stack and do a quick and easy demo on our latest technology and teach these people how to click on wizards, add SharePoint parts, etc. Let’s break through this myth of IT being something that required training, certifications, experience, degrees or really any knowledge beyond the brain dump.

Then Mike went to a tall mountain where he talked to the burning bush that gave him “Microsoft Business Solution Accelerators” that would guide the horde of SBSers through the waters of wizards that you couldn’t just click Next on and actually hat to put in a IP address or a hostname.

Eventually these shows became the breeding ground for the Microsoft solution stack and training of people who wanted downloadable virtual images, walkthroughs and workshops. Microsoft all too happily obliged.

What we ended up with is a large but diminishing population of people who have no ability to manage a server and never should. Just a bunch of CPA’s (see, thats how it’s done n3wb writer) stabbing in the dark for a solution to their infrastructure problems.

Surely it’s more complicated than that?

Nope. Not at all. The SBS community played a big part in getting DIYers to ignore the world outside of SBS and to discard it as irrelevant. When I started hanging out in the SMB IT community around 2002-2003 you would see endless threads of people saying “Why not just install SBS” or “Pull that Windows 2003 server and install this SBSized wizarded thing”

People like me, who wrote technical articles and organized SBS groups, are partially to blame for this.

Bottom line

It’s not that these incompetent people are choosing to ignore Linux or Windows 2008 or Exchange 2007 or cloud solutions or ______. It is that they lack technical competence to do anything out of their comfort zone because they are the glorified script readers and button pushers and they reject the notion of anything that might force them to read Google, open up a book.

Just read all the outrage lately over the SBS support going to the callback model only.

Why do you think that is?

Because folks that don’t know what they are doing can easilly say it’s Microsoft’s fault and spend the rest of the day on the phone all while telling their clients that Microsoft is on the case.

But what about Microsoft’s side in all this? Why do you think they only chose SBS to be a callback platform? Because it takes a lot longer to troubleshoot an issue if your caller can’t figure out where the registry editor is or how to stop and start services. If you’ve never been on the receiving end of some of these calls then you’re missing out. What happens when you ask someone if the service is running they will try to read the entire services right panel, with descriptions and all to boot. “So are these sorted alphabetically? Can I just do a search?” <faceplant>

That can’t be, that simply just can’t be…

Welp, it is. I would venture to guess that upwards of the 90% of the SBS-or-death consulting market is comprised of just CPA’s, lawyers, the most savy IT people in the shop and not of actual certified engineers, people with IT degrees. I’m just basing that on the tier-1 questions we get in our support portal.

The SBSer elite doesn’t want to admit this is the case because they just refuse to believe it and they have no circumstantial evidence to point to. That’s because Johnny the SPF doesn’t go on the Internet to post a question. He doesn’t take the time to come out to the SBS user group. He doesn’t stand up and profess his issues at the TS2 event or Microsoft roadshow because he knows he is a fraud.

That’s the truth kids. It’s not that people are making bad business decisions or are just uninformed of other solutions or that they cheat their customers — it’s the fear that their inability will show up one day and they would be exposed for what they are — power-user way out of his comfort zone.

But is all this a necessarily bad thing? For the customers stuck with the SPFs, yes. But for the greater majority of clients, Microsoft and the SMB IT ecosystem this is a huge win. I suppose the greatest compliment one can pay to the designers of SBS is that they’ve designed a product that is used and managed by people that never should be touching that server to begin with.

What are you doing, Vlad?

IT Business
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Over the past week I have been complaining about burnout and the ongoing audit and process implementation we are doing. This affects everything from payroll to billing to support to documentation to yes, even me.

You see, we all have a responsibility to the company as a whole and that means sticking to the mission.

So why am I so deeply involved in fixing the mistakes? Partially because this is my company and I either made the mistakes myself or didn’t spot them when they were being made.

I would like to note that I could really care less if the mistake is something we are doing wrong or if it’s just something we are not doing as efficiently as we should have. As a software company we are in control of the code and experience our clients have, so if we aren’t doing everything we need to in order to please our clients we are making a mistake.

I feel that a sense of responsibility is key to leadership when it comes to managing and running a company. If you can’t be held responsible for your actions how do you expect anyone working for you (with a lot less of a profit share at risk) to feel responsible?

Have I never heard of delegation? Yes. And don’t take me wrong, I am not doing this by myself. I am possibly not even the hardest working one here. But when something is broken it is your responsibility to give it your all to fix it. People pick up on that. If I am asking my people to work weekends and longer shifts just so we can get to where we need to be as an organization what sort of a message do I want to send to my team:

Good luck working this weekend. I’m going to Disney World and after that I’ll ride around in my Ferrari while watching you on a webcam to make sure you’re working fast enough.

Pull something like that and you may as well flush the loyalty of your staff down the toilet. It’s much easier to keep the good people than to try to hire, train and nurture new ones.

Metrics

We have a little thing around the office that we call a fuck-o-meter.

We use it to gauge the partners that are on their way out of a business. You see, direction, vision, perseverence, worth ethic… all of those come from the top down.

So when we find a perpetual entrepreneur at the top that seems to do everything but actually run their business we can easilly see a company that doesn’t stick to its mission and it’s days are numbered. I’ve been running this business for a long time and I know that sometimes the problems are so large that it’s almost impossible to see a way out of them. Sometimes you are just blindsighted by the problems you never could have forseen. For example, just yesterday I learned that the trade show booth we purchased for the ConnectWise event did not get proofed by anyone and the vendor failed to notify us until we noticed that it hasn’t arrived. Now I get to look like a total jackass while people around me scramble to get something put together on a 48 hours notice. The fun of this gig is that things like this happen on a weekly basis for one reason or another, in one department after another.

I know that there are times when the grass is greener on the other side.

I know that the constant cycle of wins and losses takes their toll on the leadership that actually cares about their work and the client base.

This however is what separates winners from perpetual entrepreneurial failures.

The company whose leadership is not capable of even sticking to the mission they have built for themselves is doomed.

The staff of the company that is stuck working overtime while the boss is on his 4th mini-vacation this month is looking for a new job.

The company whose supposed leaders are starting up new businesses and taking away from the main mission of the company take note.

If you work in such a company – grab a pen: Your owners are shifting focus and starting new companies because they think the company is well.. as the meter implies 🙂 %*#%ed. Start searching for a new job.

People always ask me about the motivation, how I do it, what to do. It’s pretty simple: If you are asking people to bend over backwards for you and you’re a no-show then you clearly communicate to them that you have no faith in them

And believe me – as they are stuck sitting there 10-12 hours a day working for you they have more than enough time to think about it and become totally disgruntled.

The all seeing, all knowing..

How do I know this with such certainty? Well, as the CEO and the guy that has contacted every single partner we’ve ever signed up, my email address is on at least 20,000 email accounts out there.

That virtually guarantees me the front row seat to a corporate failure as people email their entire contact list about the exciting new venture they have set up in sellling wine. Or distributing Oxyclean. Or becoming an IT person and also a licensed distributor of DishTV, Coffee or whatever the current MLM scam happens to be.

Responsiblity to the Mission

So let’s loop back to the beginning. Every member of the team has the responsibility to the mission of the company. The mission of the company isn’t just a blind Dilbertarian view of corporate jargon – it includes what a company does to create value, how it makes money and how it compensates it’s people.

Nobody is more responsible to the company, to the clients and to the staff alike, than its leader.

And if the leadership isn’t involved in the company than their visiblity to the company activity also comes into question and ultimately the future of the company is bleak.

As you can tell, the course of action is pretty simple.

Your PR as a leader goes both ways. To your clients on the outside, to your employees on the inside. Want to be seen as a hard working guy thats on the same page with the company that cares about what you do and the people you work with….. or do you don’t want to be seen at all?

The “work” is the easiest part of running the company. And nobody cares that you are tired or burned out.

Going to the ConnectWise Summit?

OwnWebNow
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summit-spotlight Are you going to the ConnectWise summit next week?

Own Web Now is sponsoring the ConnectWise Summit next week so if you work with us please drop me an email. We have some special SWAG for our partners that will be at the event so if you’re going drop me an email with the preferred shirt size (polo). Then just stop by our booth 🙂

I’ll be there for a few days so if there is anything you want to chat about look for a big purple sign with the ExchangeDefender logo. We’ll have some show special pricing, bunch of SWAG, some prizes.

And will you stop snickering already. It’s called business for a reason.

Every mistake is a learning opportunity

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279px-Coconut_harvest We’re about to embark on the largest hiring and marketing bump in the history of my little company. With growth come not just pains but the inevitable fix cycle to prepare and execute the company plan.

That sounds all nice and pretty, strategery as George Bush would put it, but the reality of the situation is pretty grim. At it’s most pessimistic level, it is a week of grueling torture where you are forced to sit through months and years of your mistakes in a slow and drawn out process attacking virtually every vital statistic of what you’ve dedicated your professional life to.

Once the shaming is done comes the realization that there are two ways to fix it (three, if you consider burning the place to the ground for insurance money and keeping a straight face while trying to explain how 30+ data center suddenly melted down): throw more people at the problem or throw away more money. Then you sit and watch people draw on the whiteboard, or pretty binders, their plan and recommended course of action.

Then when the plan is together and we actually start the hard work of bringing everything to perfection you as the leader get to hear all over that this stuff is so easy, how come we never did it all along…. which is sort of like giving everyone on your payroll a free license for kicks in the family jewels. Repeatedly. Daily.

Every mistake is a learning opportunity. Cultivating the process of continuous learning, change and adaptation across everything we do is something we still haven’t figured out completely. But it is something we’re trying to do.

But with this new plan we’re taking a week a month to attack top 10 problems with our company. This way we can fix the little problems as we go along without allowing them to become giant problems that we can’t do anything about. As we grow, it’s important to keep the standard of quality.

The only difficult part is coming to terms with spending a week each month on the floor in a fetal position while the ego and the crotch are repeatedly deflated and swollen to the point of looking like a coconut tree.

Purpose of Partnerships

OwnWebNow
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Since I’m entitled to only one good post a month I won’t bore you with the extended details of just how dedicated we are at OWN to helping our partners become successful and profitable in IT. But today we launched the most significant upgrade to the Offsite Backup product that Own Web Now only sells through our partners and does so at cost. Yeah, you read that right.

Why?

Because there are many products that OWN as a business sells in our consulting and project engagements and even through our partners that people pay a nice premium for my team to have nice wages, latest software, kickass hardware and access to everything they need to do their jobs. Plus the Buy-Vlad-A-Ferrari-In-Every-Color fund that is near and dear to my heart.

And sometimes, out of the size and underutilization on our network we are able to create special offerings that are not key to our business or to our profitability but they can be used by our partners to create immensely profitable lines of business.

I look at it as a little perk for the people that could easily just nitpick the cheapest or best solutions but still come to us for everything and trust that even if we are not the #1 on the block, we will still work very hard for them and for their clients.

So some of my partners lost accounts to the competition which supposedly had a better archiving solution and wasn’t limited by the old LiveArchive’s 7 day rolling start. My partners brought this to me, I felt the pain and we did something. So with ExchangeDefender 4.0 we opened up a virtual can of whopass in terms of archiving, teaming up with Microsoft, SuperMicro and Western Digital to deliver 1 year of archiving. Free. Yes, FREE. My partners now have a leg up on everyone in the market, not to mention the shot in the arm in profitability that nobody can match.

Now we are doing the same with backups. Lot’s of people want to be in the backup space, but they are pure-play backup providers and they just don’t have the network infrastructure experience OWN does – so they have to implement things like dedicated hardware purchases, long term support contracts, tie-ins with other products. One even goes out to cripple their software so that you can only backup a fraction locally compared to what you get to upload to the cloud.

Today, we finished network upgrades to our offsite backup. Our existing clients will keep the same cost structure, grandfathered, for all existing and upcoming account. In case you’re curious, that’s $1/GB offsite backup and $6/mo/agent (which can be installed on multiple PCs in the same organization).

Is this some shabby USB hard drive we’re reselling? No, it’s an enterprise-class redundant storage array, backed with two replication grids in Chicago and Los Angeles.

Oh, and for our EU partners we’ve built the same product in Europe between UK and Neatherlands so you can take advantage of the backups at the same price, with the cloud redundancy and without the fear of the USA Patriot Act.

Oh, and if you’re a Shockey Monkey or ConnectWise user, you might want to keep your ears clean around the 18th of the month for yet another announcement in this gig. In October the Autotask kids will get the same treat. 🙂

Competition…. smoked. And we don’t even compete in this solution portfolio!

I like it Vlad, but….

…. but do you have to sound like such a self-righteous asshole?

In a nutshell, fuck yes.

I realize very few of you reading this blog actually work for me or work with me as partners and don’t get to feed off the same energy that I instill in my company and in our relationships with the people that really want to work with us.

That, to me, is what partnerships are all about.

It’s not about paying lip service.

It’s not about a logo.

It’s not about a long term contract.

It’s about businesses recognizing the assholes in this business who are willing to work hard to make each other profitable. Folks around the world use our Hosted Exchange, ExchangeDefender, SharePoint, Web Hosting, PSA, Offsite Backup and other solutions every day. They help their clients solve problems and tell them just who they trust with the data.

And at the end of the day, all of my partners could just say – screw Vlad, it’s all about me and my bag of toys – but many, many, many, many don’t.

And when you’ve got my back like that….. there is no extent to which we won’t use our competitive advantage to give you an edge.

That may offend the sensibilities for some, or their religious dogma or their sense of purpose. Tough. I run a business, not a church or a hug group, and if you’re on that same page there is a way to remain competitive in the technology space.

As my buddy Erick would say, thats how I roll.

P.S. Ok, so the exuberance is partially due to the new backup software… but most of it is due to the September #’s that I just got. I am || close to doing the mexican hat dance and throw money in the air.

The Joy of IT

Vladville
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Now the fact that I’m blogging this at 5 AM probably ought to be funny enough but sometimes hearing others admit that they suck is equally entertaining. Overheard earlier tonight in the NOC chatroom:

“It’s amazing how it takes 4x as long when you don’t know what you’re doing…”

“Why, are you still stabbing in the dark through the forums hoping to find someone as dumb as you are..?”

“Aha… I have defeated it!!! No.. wait.. it just stopped responding.. #@$%”

“Who wrote this @#%@%, it’s like clipart code for programmers… this one even has line numbers in the source!!”

“This masterpiece has “Made in India” written all over it….”

I can’t share which clients we were helping with the above are but sometimes it seems like it’s a miracle that the Internet works at all… 

Shockey Monkey 2.1 Upgrade This Weekend

Shockey Monkey
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Just a courtesy update on what’s going on at the House of Monkey: This weekend we are rolling out an upgrade version 2.1 which has some significant changes in it that you might want to be aware of:

  • Import/Export functionality for the entire database. We are exporting data in an XML-based format and allowing direct import. So if something in the database isn’t quite up to your liking and you wish to adjust it you’ll be able to with any XML editor available.
  • Reporting. The new reporting engine is online and provides Executive Report, Open Support Request Summary, Support Request Detail Summary, Billable Time Summary and Employee Timesheet Summary. These are designed with business in mind, not a braindead paper killer in mind. Each is intended for a specific purpose and specific personnel – some are for clients, some are for you, some are for your workers and some are for the accountant. These templates are granular and FAST so you can opt to select anything you want included in the report at the time it is rendered – and the speed at which it renders them is pretty phenomenal too.
  • Accounting. Revised accounting to allow for granular ticket billing. This way if a ticket is spread over multiple billing periods it’s updates can be billed over multiple invoices. Good for projects or people that want to get paid NOW. Accounting also brings the timesheet summary (so you know how much to pay your staff and your contractors)
  • Upgraded E-mail Connector. Email connector now allows for the full communication through email only without logging into the portal at all. You’d have to be suicidal to enable this but it was demanded a lot so here it is.

Bug fixes: rounding functions now work properly, email notifications have been fixed as well as the time zone mess. Issues with the disable user functions have been fixed as well as a service creation system.

Next on the schedule is the web service API and enhancements to calendars and tasks in the portal. We are still looking for the invoice syntax for Office Accounting to enable direct imports of accounting data into Office Accounting. If anyone has that available please let me know.

P.S. We are down to the last 200 portals to activate, so if you aren’t in this you will be in over the weekend.

Best blog you are not reading

Awesome
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Ok, before I point you over there, I have to offer up a disclaimer: I AM NOT THAT DUDE. But whoever he (or she) is, I love the style:

http://smbheckler.wordpress.com/

Blogs with profanities, gotta love them. The tagline is “sbs heckler” and for the subtitle you’ll have to click through.

Maybe there is hope for SMB blogging yet.

Well, so much for that MSP idea…

IT Business
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Buying the new Dell mini laptop and got prompted to sign up for the Dell’s managed services. See if you can top this:

“This service covers your household — all family members and all Dell-branded consumer devices under warranty (excludes purchases from retailers and Employee Purchase Programs). Your call will be answered in 2 minutes or less on average. Request telephone appointments with your favorite team members and receive follow-up from the same team members you talked with!

[add $99/year]”

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But wait, an MSP does a lot more than just answer phone calls, even if none can do it for $99/year/PC, especially not 24/7. You also work on infrastructure, help with the system setup, viruses, spyware, etc. Don’t worry, Dell is prepared to kick ass there too:

“We’ve got you covered! If you need help getting started we are here for you 24/7! Dell on Call phone technicians are available around the clock.

On Call Services 30 Days [add $49]

On Call Services 13 months [add $149 or $2/month]

PHONE-BASED SUPPORT TO:

Set Up Your System

Help You Go Wireless

Hook Up Your Email/Internet

Remove Spyware and Virus

Connect Your Gear and More”

9-4-2008 12-00-20 PM

Seems like this would be a place to write the eulogy, except there really isn’t much nice stuff that can be said for people that chose to stay at the bottom.

Pessimistic Redemption

Vladville
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Is pessimism a requirement for the CEO role?

There are really three ways I talk about my business and I believe they are all valid and without conflict with one another. I believe in what we do – so I do all I can to motivate my team and keep on pushing them forward. I believe in our products and services and the feedback + growth are stronger and more positive than ever in the history of the company – so I tell the same to our potential customers and partners. Then there is that third component – the direction – which seems to be solely on my shoulders to conceptualize, design and help implement. And not a day goes by without me wondering just how much we suck and how many balls we drop. That is what drives me day to day, the hatred of everything we do wrong and packed notepads of planned enhancements and improvements. Every day I walk out of my office with one less problem on my shoulders. To me, that’s my purpose here, to keep on making things better so that everyone benefits from my team to our customers.

And with that, I am particularly disappointed with what I’ve done with Vladville in 2008 so far. Vladville, SMB Buddy, Shockey Monkey, SBS Show & Co all need a lot more TLC than I’ve given them and frankly so do you. So hopefully in the next few weeks, and for the rest of 2008, I will redeem myself a little.