Getting ugly, eh?

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Everywhere you look it seems its between despair and disaster. Between our service industry struggling as everyone tapers their euphoria for things that really aren’t making money or saving money you will see things get a lot uglier than they are now and a lot tougher than they are now if you aren’t doing the right thing. How do you know if you’re doing the right thing? You probably won’t like my answer to that question if it’s on your mind.

Off topic: Last week I got the pleasure of Schragging my buddy Dave, recommending that he get the highest yield credit card and max it out 😉 That was really only partially a joke but allow me to explain. Much of our economy works and trades on vapor. For example, financial institutions count “available money to lend” as those ridiculous credit card limits they offer. With the pullback that the financial industry is being forced into, you will shortly see those lofty limits shrink. And if you’ve run a sound business you likely have 0% APR for a very, very, very long time. Banks are just dying for people to start doing business so they can at least get commissions going. And in tough times, cash is always kind.

Point is, business is fantastic. If your business plan isn’t yielding the results you want because of the economy then you change your business plan. You don’t bang your head against the wall and do the same thing that is failing.

You get out there and ask some very simple questions:

What is it going to take to earn your business?

What would you be willing to pay for this?

And then you get to work.

It’s good to be back!

Vladville
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I’ve been out for the past two weeks and today is my first full day back at work. Feel great, got tons of ideas and full of drive to close up 2008 on a high note and make sure our prep for 2009 is to make it the greatest year ever!

I know some of you have been waiting to speak to me, waiting on some paperwork, waiting on callbacks. I have been pretty good about email while out but you are unlikely to get a call back today. Just wanted to let you know in case you’re stalking this blog to check if I’m alive 😉

UF played for the SEC championship this weekend and I had the seats in the opponents section 😉  If you’ve met me you can probably fill in the blanks, needless to say it might take a day or two until I have regained my voice.

V… published!

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Ten pages, 3,779 words and no pictures later, the first Vladville “V…” newsletter has been sent to over 6,000 subscribers. Thank you for your attention and the feedback you choose to share with everyone. Please do me a favor and forward it around to your friends. I’ve committed to doing at least 12 of these over the next year as we sail down some troubled waters. Grab a paddle 😉

As for demographics, everyone is on it. I have CIOs, IT underlings, IT service providers, one man shops, vendors and even guys who didn’t want to admit they were vendors. I’m looking at you Bob!

If you are curious you can download the Word document here, but that will just get you my point of view. The real prize is the feedback that subscribers that provide feedback will get. Think of it as the quilt, I start the story and you get to complete it. I will publish the extended directors cut with the audience participation in approximately two weeks so start talking back! 🙂

What is the catch? Well, one of the sure-fire keys to failure is the inability to pay attention and see the big picture. I am fully aware that 90% of the people will not read what I had to say. I’m confident that 95% of those people will not provide any feedback. In a single cycle I will have at best 1/10th the audience. Those are the people I really want to talk to. Newsletter is designed to be long enough that most people who don’t actually run a business will in fact ignore it. The language is plain and pointy, so that the reactionary skimmers will not even bother to fill out the feedback.. and you know what, the catch is that this is not about them! Yes, that is the catch. Most people will look at this stuff and see it as being something that is either far over their head or lacking any actionable items or fill in the blank plans. This is perfect because it instantly eliminates people who don’t work, think and research the industry to be able to lead it! It doesn’t put up a monetary border where they could still get in if they put down a few bucks. It doesn’t treat business leaders like children by giving them homework and assignments. It simply asks people to think and speak their mind. Which, when you really think about it, is what separates winners from losers. People in this business fail because they can’t see the big picture, spend all their time in a fruitless pursuit of the perfect tool or process without ever making a decision because decisions void of direction, certainty and confidence is frightening. Just looking for the people that will be here 12 months from now.

Mercy Killing

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I am really starting to get sick at this “too big to fail” crap that I’ve been hearing as of late.

Nothing is too big to fail. And if something is likely to fail, what kind of a reasonable person would ever consider making an investment in it? From a particularly interesting article about the auto industry:

“The companies are resisting calls for bankruptcy, arguing that no one would buy a car from an automaker that may not survive the life of the vehicle.”

Bzzzt. No one should invest in a company that is unable to remain alive on it’s own.

That’s sort of the foundation for capitalism. When times are good, your ramp stuff up and collect the money. When times are bad, you downsize or move, you go for the areas of the market that are responsive to your message or build products for the markets that are unfulfilled. You don’t sit back and ask for a loan to help doing the same thing that you are doing right now – business as usual that does not generate revenues to meet your obligations.

You are never too big to fail. If you think you are then you should give your job to someone else.

V…

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Remember what I said the other day? You can read the actual introduction below or better yet sign up for the first one due out on Thursday:

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I know many people out there are probably shaking their head in disbelief: why put forth the effort towards something that isn’t going to going to directly drive measurable revenue? The long and convoluted answer can be summarized under: there are several intangible qualities to business ownership and leadership that indirectly benefit both the business and its clients without exchanging money.

When you look and ask about what people find the most valuable in the business or in the IT community, the answer is always the personal interaction. The only problem is, 99% of the people aren’t going to talk to you. At least not honestly. In a remote case that you actually engage in an open conversation with someone out of the blue there are very good odds that A) You are a very attractive female and/or B) They are trying to sell you something. That 1% of C cases are actually going to change the way you think about your business.

Let’s see what happens when a newsletter isn’t built around a blatant slimy vendor whore ™. I’m damn proud to be one, don’t get me wrong, but for a change I’d like to hear what everyone else thinks.

mApple

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Simpsons rule!

With an announcement that will completely change the way you look at everything… And that announcement is:

You’re all losers! You think you are cool because you bought a $500 phone with a picture of fruit on it. Well guess what, they cost 8 bucks to make and I pee on every one.

I’ve made a fortune off you chumps and I’ve invested it all in Microsoft! Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!

What’s going on out there?

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Just closed an IM window with one of my guys telling him to put up a little bit longer with the volume as things are going to die down very soon. Then I told him that things typically die down a week or two before Thanksgiving and the poor guy had been putting in extra hours (along with a LOT of others on the staff) this quarter.

So what gives?

Well, we’re doing good as a proxy of our partners. If we’re doing good, they are doing great because we only see a small subset of their sales and services. At the same time, we’re seeing a near record number of partners going out of business, asking to transfer services to another provider, record # of credit card transaction declines.

It’s quite simple:

Nothing happens just because, nothing will just come to you and land on your lap, nothing happens unless you really put in the effort.

The good news is, you’re likely competing against a bunch of lazy bastards that are feeling too sorry for themselves. The best news is, it’s Monday after Thanksgiving and you’ve got 5 business days to kick some serious ass.

I’m on a vacation…. but just watch what I do.

Buck Fama

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Regular season is over. Let the hatin’ begin. Buck Fama!

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Got the tickets to the next Saturday’s SEC championship game between Florida and Alabama so I can hate live in person 🙂 So even if we get our ass kicked at least I’ll be in the good company of drunken losers. But that still gives me over 6 days of hatin’

Southeastern Conference, the tradition of hate…. 😉

Qu’ils mangent de la brioche, GPS & 1080i

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As the story goes, Queen Marie-Antoinette – the 18th century version of Paris Hilton, showed very little compassion for the starving French people and arguably with the quote above lead to the French Revolution (and a subsequent one-way ticket to the guillotine). Don’t you just miss the days when people properly disposed of failed leaders?

If history teaches us anything it’s that we do not learn from it.

Every Black Friday Americans take time off their work in an incessant search of great deals. In what is usually a great display of declining humanity, Walmart tends to showcase the finest – this year one associate got murdered in a stampede when nearly 200 people bum rushed the store and just had to get that 1080i LCD screen or the GPS receiver.

I had the lack of pleasure of spending a part of my childhood in Europe (stick with me, I’ll connect the dots in a minute) where many families practiced the epic fail of religious ignorance, fraud and arrogance in a little thing called “slava” – the religious aspect involved the actual cause for the celebration, as each family offered prayers to the Saint of their choosing for watching over them and blessing them (with the lifestyle status two inches beyond starvation)  followed by a big party, reception and a feast. In reality, this was an exercise in self-delusion and fraud, as the regions known throughout centuries for their destitute means and survivalist lifestyles would have one evening a year where they would go out and showcase themselves as the royalty among their peers. People that had nothing and barely scraped by would go all out to show how good it was to be them, even if it was total charade.

Sound familiar?

Today we are encouraged to spend, to go all out, to single-handedly bring our economy back through the consumerism and living above our means during the season where we should be with our families content with what we have we indulge in the crystal clear 1080i resolution of our brand new LCD TV.

Vlad’s quick guide to making it through a tough economic cycle:

  1. Save more money than you spend. If you cannot make it through a full year without a job living on the savings in your bank you should not be spending, you should be looking for a second job.
  2. Defer big purchases until you can either pay it off immediately or obtain credit and incentives that far undervalue the asset (so you can sell it if you suddenly need to liquidate assets to cover other debts).
  3. Haggle for everything that has a sales person. Sales people keep their jobs and receive bonuses based on their ability to fill the pipeline and meet their quota – not on the bottom line profit they realize on each and every sale. To them it’s more important to land a $500 purchase than to earn a 3% profit on a fictional sale.
  4. Realize that social status is not a competition. People who go all out eventually end up out of luck. As you watch the commercials for Mercedes Benz, Lexus, Jewelry and gadget of the month remember that only a fool and his money are soon parted.

Remember, a great deal on crap you don’t really need is not a great deal, it’s a waste.

Wishing you the best this season,

Vlad Mazek, who hopes he’ll be able to find his office without a GPS.

Let’s Draw Happy Little Clouds

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Today is Thanksgiving, to those of you in United States I wish you a happy turkey day. I hope you eat so much that the tryptophan-induced high moves your appreciation for arguably one of the highest white people to ever walk the earth – Bob Ross, painting happy little clouds.

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We are in an era where a lot of us are building happy little clouds. There is money in them there clouds I tells ya! And sure enough, when I checked our KPI on Monday before heading out for a break we were already in the record books for growth/revenue for November and when you hear what we’re going to arm our ExchangeDefender MSPs with in Dec for enterprise storage you’re going to flip!

But wait, didn’t Vlad say yesterday that this IT business stuff is going to die? The news tells me that the economy sucks! Vlad’s newsletter is going to talk about the bad trends in the IT space. But he is launching new products, hitting record revenues and hiring people. His competitors are going out of business but he just raised prices.

What the heck man, I am so thoroughly confused!

I’ve had so many people do the above with me on the phone that I’ve nearly lost count. And most of them lately (fans of the blog) seemed nearly disappointed that I wasn’t gloomy and doomy in person. And nearly every person asks: But what if you’re wrong?

There are no ifs ands or buts about being wrong in business, it’s a business certainty that most or at best some of your decisions are not going to be good or great.

Here is a little secret: Most businesses fail. You are statistically more likely to fail than succeed.

I call it a secret because most people are either not aware of that or choose to run their business in a way that it’s a one-trick pony that is built to implode upon failure. You know, Bob the OEM that used to build computers in the mid-90’s that bought a big store and got killed by Dell. And who can forget Bob the Webmaster that bought thousands of dollars in Photoshop licensing but couldn’t even figure out Paintbrush. Or my favorite, Bob the Y2K expert that went around with a witch stick and a skull and blessed bank computers in 1999 and found himself homeless in 2000. But Bob bounced back with the SEO business plan which worked for about 25 minutes. Not to worry, after a brief stint as the antiterrorism insurance salesman Bob was back as Bob the SBSer, then Bob the VAR. Currently Bob the MSP is one credit card payment short of losing his 5,000 seats of Kaseya watching over the 80 seats across his client base and he’s pawning it on eBay to buy an Exchange server and become a cloud services provider.

Bob… Bob… Bob…

Do you ever wonder how certain people, regardless of time and condition, seem to talk a lot yet year after year they are no better than the year before? Or even worse do you ever notice how some people seem to know it all and then you see them again a while later to realize they are not doing any of the stuff they were such experts at last year?

Love that paradox. But here is the real kicker – forget about the guys that are flunking or that are constantly going nowhere. Seriously, forget about them. Try to explain this one: How is it that there are still profitable OEMs out there that make a ton of money? How is it that people still manage to make a ton of money designing web sites? How in the world does a one man MSP shop in England become more profitable than an entire two dozen employee company in Miami?

That’s what you need to focus on.

And there is no book, no magazine, no mentor, no Yoda that will teach you how to think, observe, research and react in the right way at the right time.

Today, I am most thankful for the people in my life, personal and professional, that have given me the opportunity to learn. I’m glad to put it out there, popular or not, and I thank you all for reading. Speaking of giving, the 1st Vladville newsletter comes in tomorrow.