The Coming IT Superstorm (Noon, EST, Wed)

Posted: 12:12 am
February 4, 2009
Vladville
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If you think I am a complete ass, you need to be here tomorrow at Noon EST:

https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/988061113

If you don’t know where your business will be 5 years from now, you need to be here:

https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/988061113

I’m joining Karl tomorrow on his SMB Books podcast to talk about the world of hosting and how to do hosting right. We had a LOT of questions from the last time I talked with Karl and we decided to do another podcast to discuss how to do hosting right.

Now, you know me and you know Karl. Is this going to be an hour long pitch for the Buy Vlad A Lamborghini Murcielago California Fund(R)? Or is this going to be a dissected, proven set of strategies to transform your business in 88 easy steps for $99 but if you use coupon code URDOOMED we’ll throw in free shipping?

In fact, neither.

My main thesis for the conversation with Karl tomorrow is that the space for providing IT infrastructure services is shrinking as rapidly as the IT budgets are being slashed and IT personnel ending up on the streets. Businesses of all sizes are seeing their infrastructure as less and less of a value and more of a necessary means of communication – one that they’d rather not pay for or deal with. It appears Microsoft, Google, SalesForce and virtually every other software company has noticed this development and are all either giving the basics away for free or charging an arm and a leg for the enterprise high specialization equipment.

Fast forward 3 years from now. Do you think a crappy fluorescent card stock newsletter you’ve been sending out for years with less than a 3% answer rate is still going to work?

In a sea of unemployed technology workers fighting for business with tech savvy insiders capable of adding/removing their applications on a web page, how will you sift your leads for the ones that will consistently pay over $100/hr and what will their technology consulting needs look like?

If you are happy where you are, by all means ignore me.

If you are not looking to ever grow your business and look forward to inertia coasting you through as it has until now, please ignore me.

For all others – ESPECIALLY if you think I am dead wrong, burn an hour with me and Karl: https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/988061113 at Noon / EST tomorrow.

We’re bringing some whiskey, hookers, blow and Vista DVDs – even if you learn absolutely nothing, I promise, you will be entertained.

(still trying to talk Karl into an official drinking game for every four letter word that comes out during the podcast)

Oh yeah? Windows 7 Starter

Posted: 3:30 pm
February 3, 2009
Microsoft
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Just when you thought Microsoft couldn’t FAIL the Windows licensing any harder comes Windows 7:

The complete SKU lineup for Windows 7 is: Windows 7 Starter, Windows 7 Home Basic (in Emerging Markets only), Windows 7 Home Premium, Windows 7 Professional, Windows 7 Enterprise and Windows 7 Ultimate.

Windows 7 Starter? That seems new, what’s that you may ask?

Windows 7 Starter: up to 3 concurrent applications, ability to join a Home Group, improved taskbar and JumpLists;

$#^#$$#^% $#% #%#$% !#$%#$ !% !#$%!#$

I am… speechless.

Dear Mr. Upcroft,

A long time ago you had asked if there was ever anything I didn’t have a comment for: Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009.

-Vlad

Closed For Business

Posted: 5:22 pm
February 2, 2009
IT Business
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I am seriously considering shutting down our phone systems on Mondays.

Here are the types of people that call on Monday:

  1. People whose reminder or alert came up to bug us about something they have no interest in seeing through. Sales people, junk service pushers, product managers, etc. Their goal is to try and cram in the call on Monday when they are virtually guaranteed to swamp someone and delay doing any real work for a few days.
  2. Proxy depressives. These are the people who just had someone rip them a new one and they want to do the same to us. You know, because abusing people on the phone is the way to get them to help you.
  3. Work mirage. These are folks that call between 11:30 and noon, hoping, wishing, praying they hit your voicemail. If you seem to get a lot of hangups on a Monday, that’s why. They are looking to hit your voicemail with something extrasuperurgent so you will dial their voicemail for the next 4 days while they are out on a pretend sales call. The phone rings in the office so they appear busy even though they have absolutely nothing to discuss. See: sales people.
  4. Heavy drinkers. Wow, I had an insane weekend, I completely forgot the protocol and how to work with other human beings. I don’t remember my name, my company name, any of my passwords but I DEMAND SATISFACTION! Don’t even dream to remind these people to RTFM or search their inbox for the info you’ve sent them 50 times.
  5. Match.com rejects. It’s Monday, I’m alone, I just spent the weekend with human beings and I need some company. Please talk to me. Please, tell me about your work. Can we set aside a 4 hour conference call to go over that oneliner email that requires a YES/NO/OK response?

Imagine the productivity boost your organization would enjoy if it could just focus one day of the week and defer the 5 of the above to their next “victim” of The Mondays?

What Growth? It’s time for a lesson on "future"

Posted: 11:13 pm
January 30, 2009
IT Business
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Everyone I talk to as of late seems to be facing more cautious leads. While the sales at OWN are still running fast and strong and we will definitely have an all time record January on the books, our growth is coming on the back of years of research, working close with our partners and being in the right kind of a market with the right mix of products.

That’s the secret to success regardless of the time or climate.

One thing that I don’t get is that most people are surprised that we are growing OWN, working on the new products, hiring and opening offices. Just because we’re doing so well now apparently means we should just sit on our ass and thank our lucky stars?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You see, before you get to be successful, you have to lead.

Remember all the local PC building shops destroyed by HP and Dell? Where are they now? That era is long gone. Replaced by people who thought they could do better using the PC as just a building block of the service business, not it’s cornerstone.

Now we’re in the gold age of service providers, era dominated by high margins, rampant outsourcing, specialized providers, support and celebration. Let’s drink to this, for it will never end because this time it’s different. You know, like the OEM computer builders used to say.

The only thing that is different with each passing era of technology is the group of assholes behind the scenes thinking about how to make things better, faster, cheaper and put you out of business.

…

You probably won’t see what we’re working on at OWN until the summer or likely until the fall. But the question remains: Why are you growing and expanding into different areas if the current stuff is doing so well?

Now here is the kicker: The guys ask that question right after they tell me that they are struggling to roll out the solutions they have rolled out in the past.

The way I see it, the solutions you are providing now are not the solutions you will be providing in the future. So I’m designing and building something that makes sure I’m here a few years from now.

As always: Who am I not to take your money?

More about this on next weeks Karl’s SMB Conference call, Wednesday at Noon.

ResponsePoint SP2 is out

Posted: 6:10 pm
January 30, 2009
Microsoft
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Seems some new cool features just got delivered to ResponsePoint faithful in the form of SP2, click here to snag it.

Among the new features: digital service, administrative panels to let users configure call-routing schedules, parked call return and customized URLs for notifications – which means you can finally use this to bring up HUD from Shockey Monkey as you could with Asterisk for the past two years.

Keeps on getting better, RP folks are really nice. Good job.

Don’t F with consultants man

Posted: 10:49 am
January 30, 2009
IT Culture, Security
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There are many people you can screw over in your company and never really notice it. There are even roles with the responsibility of minimizing the impact angry workers can make. Security personnel, data center guards, lawyers, inhumane resources..

But whatcha gonna do brother when an indian pwns your cron? From the article (excerpt from Wired):

“….another Unix engineer at the data center discovered the malicious code hidden inside a legitimate script that ran automatically every morning at 9:00 a.m. Had it not been found, the FBI says the code would have executed a series of other scripts designed to block the company’s monitoring system, disable access to the server on which it was running, then systematically wipe out all 4,000 Fannie Mae servers, overwriting all their data with zeroes.

“This would also destroy the backup software of the servers making the restoration of data more difficult because new operating systems would have to be installed on all servers before any restoration could begin,” wrote Nye.

As a final measure, the logic bomb would have powered off the servers.

The trigger code was hidden at the end of the legitimate program, separated by a page of blank lines.

To sum it up: Fannie Mae had an Indian consultant THAT THEY FIRED DUE TO INCOMPETENCE running around their network, unrestricted, modifying software without peer review or tripwire, AFTER THEY HAD BEEN TERMINATED?

I am not sure who get’s a bigger FAIL here?

Windows 7 Upgrade Path |

Posted: 2:15 pm
January 29, 2009
Microsoft
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Earlier today a fellow blogger from BusinessWeek (awesome magazine btw) cleared up a non-event for us in the IT world that might surprise some that are stuck in their OS comfort zone with XP. Namely:

If you want Windows 7, you’ll have to do a clean install.

So while there will be upgrade pricing and you may be able to install Windows 7 on the PC you’re using to read this blog post, you will have to clean install all of your applications and reapply all your settings when you get to Windows 7.

After all, not much of a surprise: Rarely anything has an “upgrade” path anymore, it’s all either a migration or “came with the new computer” zone.

New ExchangeDefender engine goes all in

Posted: 10:49 pm
January 28, 2009
ExchangeDefender
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With the first 72 hours running against delinquent accounts, the new routing engine performed remarkably well. In about an hour we’ll do a wide deployment across the entire network. It will take approximately 3 hours for the upgrades to be performed.

The good news:

  1. Performance was off the charts. Always good when rolling out new software.
  2. We were never the bottleneck. This was a significant area of doubt, even though we had all the numbers in the world, we never had a proven model over time. Here is essentially how it works: messages are flushed to a queue and delivered sequentially from each processing node. As the mail load increases throughout the day, is it due to multiple ExchangeDefender connections or is it due to the saturation of the link? Good news is, it’s not us. When tested over 300+ IP’s worldwide, when certain links showed slowdown, others went through just fine.
  3. Network congestion or server overload? This is something we are generally not alerted to and something VARs rarely either know how to access or have permissions to view. Exchange 2007 does issue performance based errors but your weakling consumer firewalls do not – they just defer the connection or drop it outright.
  4. DNS issues? This one was fun.. we pretty much DDoS’ed people 🙂 We found hosts who took forever to issue a banner – so we flooded them with SMTP connections. Then we started transfering 256K attachments, then 1 Mb attachments. Guess what? They flew!!! We are narrowing this down to two effects: 1) Problems with DNS servers. 2) Excessive RDNS or RBL lookups.

Problems with DNS servers are more difficult to isolate because they may be sporadic depending on their load. As most sites are not likely to run their own name servers or their own caching name servers, external lookups may take longer. Sites that ALWAYS had terrible initial greeting are very likely just using dead RBLs or way too many antispam measures – ALL of which need to be shut off.

So far we’re looking at the healthiest week on the network, despite DDoS and attacks as ususal. Let’s see what we can pull up when the entire network is actively managing connectivity to target servers.

Gmail, offline?

Posted: 9:19 am
January 28, 2009
Google
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Ok, so it is a sneaky subject 😉

But it’s true. In a positive sense too: You can now use Google Gears for full Gmail offline experience. While you are online, all your content is in sync. When you go offline, Gmail works through Google Gears to allow you to read, star, reply and compose messages. When you get back online your changes sync up, mail is sent and operates very much like Outlook in the offline mode.

Read more about it here.

While Gmail has supported POP3 and IMAP for a long time, giving you the ability to take messages offline and continue to work, this new experimental feature is significant because the flags and message status indicators are updated on Gmail web site instead of just in your client. Personally, I use Evolution for my Google Apps.

This is still experimental so it could warrant waiting for a solid release.

Disclaimer: I’m a paid Google advisor in another area.

A New Low

Posted: 10:00 pm
January 27, 2009
Beta
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DumbassDumbassBooksThere are times at which I amaze myself at the dumbass things I do with my skills. Earlier today I completed a contract and service configuration process driven purely by JavaScript. There is even an entire layered page constructed entirely with JS. While there are maybe 2-3 AJAX calls just to check for username or domain availability, exactly 611 lines of code drive the client-side-only UI that is clean and uses 0 popups, alerts and all the other distraction junk.

Oh.. and it’s fast. It’s really, really fast.

You’ll be able to check it out in our portal or Stuart Selbst’s portal next week. As for the rest, it’s in SM3.