The SMB Microsoft Partner Challenge

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Happy Thanksgiving Folks! I hope spending time relaxing, hopefully with family and the ones you love is recharging your batteries and making you look forward to cracking that SMB Microsoft Challenge I asked you to think about the other day. If not, hopefully this will:

First of all, if you’re taking a blue colar approach to IT business (I’m small, love small, always will be small because I can’t/won’t lead/hire/manage/work full time) or if you are not an entrepreneur (i.e., you see the end game being a “good job”) then this is not for you. Go back to the turkey. See ya.

Now if you are still reading this you are probably an entrepreneur and you are shaking in your boots over what the competitor with $30 billion a quarter is going to do to your business. Fear, uncertainty, uneasiness, reservations.. are perfectly natural and normal. Only arrogant fools that are about to lose their heads can go without those qualities (see: .com bust) that make someone face difficult and uncertain terrain and overcome it. It’s a part of leadership, its a part of you that people are willing to follow. So relax, take a deep breath, Microsoft or Google or GM or Walmart will do what they do, you can’t control them – but you can control yourself and what you do.

I hope you took a moment to read why this is happening. Read Karl’s excellent overview of “What are we worth to Microsoft” to get an even bigger picture. I hope that at the end of reading both blog posts you have somewhat of an understanding of how big business works and that its just as ambitious, just as greedy as you and I. Again, this is not something you control, not something you can change and not something you ought to spend your time worrying about.

Remember WHY you got in this business to begin with. I got into it because I thought I could make more money by providing a better service than the people I worked for at the time. I can guess your story may be similar to that, but it is you who stepped out and thought you were the component that will make the difference. So focus on you and what you can do – not what Microsoft does, what BestBuy wants to do or what the vendor whose stuff you sell is telling you to push.

That’s pretty much all there is to it. It’s that simple. You need to be cognizant and aware of what the others are doing and preparing yourself and your company to do it better, faster, more in tune to your customer base.

My Story

I run an ASP, Application Service Provider. We manage 14 data centers full of servers, network gear, etc. Some applications we write, some applications we buy, some applications we rent, some applications are brought in by the customer and we just watch over their servers, their networks, their homes, whatever. Bottom line, our expertise is network infrastructure beyond a SOHO router and a T1.

Microsoft is my biggest friend out there because it enables me to do what I do and to scale it in ways that I could not do on my own. In particular, I am talking about Small Business Specialist program. Microsoft is training, filtering, financing and enabling an army of people that I can count on when I do my projects. Be it Los Angeles, Dallas, Miami, London, Bonn, Vienna, Hong Kong, Adelaide or Honolulu, Microsoft is working on my behalf as a filter separating self-enabling IT folks from the charlatans and pretenders. It’s not a great filter but its a better filter than I am and more importantly, it’s a free one. I consider the filtering and enabling capability of Microsoft their primary quality.

In a far distant spot is Microsoft’s ability to design software that can interact with the garbage Dell or HP shipped to the customers site. I can offer them a whole suite of Microsoft applications to fit their need and sell myself above and below that layer. Under the Microsoft layer I am the company that knows the current state and future condition of their network and their technology business. On top of the Microsoft layer I provide guidance as things change. Nobody likes change, but everyone loves a new cell phone. How’s that for a contradiction of needs?

Finally, and perhaps key for me, is Microsoft’s inability to react to the market (see: live.com, System Center *.*, Vista *.*, etc) and its growing bipolar disorder between a company that only designs software and enables third parties to integrate it, or an integration company that eliminates one partner at a time. This uncertainty in their business model is enabling me to remain agile, to grow my solution stack,  to keep on adding clients as fast as Microsoft alienates them.

Big Picture

Big picture, as far as I am concerned, is increasing revenues and profits and client base quarter over quarter through a larger solution portfolio. I am not struggling to keep myself in a box, to think smaller or more efficient – I am struggling to grow, to reach more, to offer more and be more helpful. This is where I bump heads with some MSPs who think the only way to sustained profitability is through automation and optimization. After all, look at Microsoft – they didn’t become a $30 billion a quarter company by building a better, more secure operating system – they did so by expanding the features, even if broken, expanding markets, even if unprofitable, expanding the reach, even at the cost of angering their partners.

What drives me is seeing our solutions work for our customers and always thinking of a solution to the new problems our partners and customers identify. We provide our services at a cutthroat discount to our partners and sell them at an exponential profit margin to the direct client base – my partners help us build our products, my clients help us build our company.

What Microsoft, Google, Yahoo, GM, Best Buy or others do is relevant, but inconsequential. In 2004 I had job offers on deck from some of the above and the decision I had to make was what would make me a bigger millionaire. You can see my answer here every day, if you’re traveling in the same direction you may want to ask yourself the same thing.

Enjoy the turkey.

I sold a Mac today: The Hell Has Officially Dipped Below 0 C / 32 F

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Ok, this hurts to admit.

I have officially sold my first Mac… six of them. In about two weeks or so there will be six designers in Pakistan equipped with their shiny new iMac’s, complete with Core 2 Duo’s, 2 GB Ram & Adobe Creative Suite.

 The conversation was ugly from the getgo but the customer was pretty much standing there with check in their hand, just waiting to give me money. The question, and I quote: “What do you think about those Mac computers?” which in Vlad language translates to: “How do you like it up your ass, with lube or with broken glass on a stick?” – there is just no pretty way to answer a question like that. Moreover, Mac is usually just something I use to emasculate my partners from California..

Anyhow.. iMac’s. “What did the designer use in school? Mac? Ok, buy a Mac. Add more ram. Done” There was no feature conversation, no processor options, no versions of the OS. Just wham, bam, thank you ma’am, it will be in Islamabad in 2 weeks. Oh, you want VoIP too?

I feel very, very dirty. Off to cry in the shower.

Blogging Advice for Karl

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Anyone that has ever met Karl will certainly claim he is one of the nicest people out there. He is. But when you blog, a lot gets lost in translation. Perhaps the reason most people don’t blog. I can tell you that most people think Susan Bradley blogs with a viking horn hat on, laptop in one hand and a pitchfork in the other. She is also one of the nicest people I know. Andy Goodman has on many occasions told me that there are people out there that are afraid to call / email me because they don’t want to be murdered over the phone. I don’t claim to be nice, but damn.. Check this one out:

First email:

Second, tell me about lunch. I only want to sound like the successful Vlad, not the guy who ends up pissing off more people before 7AM than most people do all week.

Second reply:

And give me credit for not using the phrase “All asshole, all the time.”

Every time you blog, your words are read in the context of the emotional state of the reading party. If they are having a bad day and you say “Indian” the wrong way, you just sounded like a racist. If they haven’t had a proper breakfast and read your blog post in the morning, you could be the guy that ruined their entire day by bringing them down.

Even if you had a grin from ear to ear as you wrote it.

So here is a little blogging advice: Anything negative you ever post will backfire on you one way or the other. There is no such thing as “constructive criticism online” or something you’re posting to get people to see things in a different light. People do not like change, people do not like to be told they are wrong, people don’t like to be criticized, put down, discouraged or encouraged to change.

So you should shut down your blog now, go to sleep, and hide in your little cubicle. Right? Wrong. For every 10 people that cannot look past the words and understand the message (the people that couldn’t think less of you) you will have one person that will now be your friend and your undying advocate because you can talk about both good and the bad. And perhaps people can respect you for being fair, not for being a fanboy. And perhaps those are the only friends that you want, that will give you the good and the bad, for the folks that just like you when you smile are going to be gone the moment you actually need to count on them.

So yes, all asshole, just not all the time.  Welcome to the club, Karl. Andy too. Thank you for making the SMB tech blogs less of a place for people to lie to one another.

Straight Outta.. Orlando?

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Woke up quick at about noon,

Just thought that I had to be in Orlando soon?

Ok, enough with NWA references but this probably means I can no longer make fun of Erick Simpson’s Compton back yard, I got my own little thugville here in Orlando. #1 in forclosures, #11 in murders.

Hell, even cops shoot other cops here!

So bring your kids to Orlando’s fine tourist attractions, they can meet Mickey Mouse and Spungebob Squarepants, just make sure you don’t go to the three o’clock parade, anytime you see a car creeping up with a bunch of people on the back of it you know some violence is about to go down.

The SMB Microsoft Partner Challenge: Understanding Competition

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Earlier today I had a chance to have lunch with one of my local partners. We sat around and chatted about Karl’s latest posts and he remarked how much Karl is starting to sound like me. Poor Karl. I laughed at first but then he threw two more questions my way:

Given what you know, how can you afford to continue to sell Microsoft software? Moreover, how can you continue to be supportive of SBSC, SMB partners, smallbiz in general if its all being obsoleted and consolidated?

Ouch. I know my answer, but that would be one hard kick in the balls if I were a Microsoft employee. I have always been able to draw the distinction between people that work at Microsoft, and what Microsoft sells itself as. And as I have proudly told you all before, I  copy Microsoft.

So while I know what my answer is, I want you to think of your own answer to the question above as we head into the Thanksgiving holiday. You may just either figure it out or have a sudden change of heart. For once, I leave you to this without my opinion.

Pardon The Bucket

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Pardon the bucket, just testing.

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Rock on.

America’s Thanksgiving Tech Consumerism Yawn

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The consumer yawn over the big “Black Friday” sale grows louder and louder. Interestingly enough, nowhere is this more pronounced than in technology, the one thing people are actually willing to part with big sums of money for.

This year.. looks pretty pathetic. It is dominated by large screen television sets, which by the look of things just look way out of touch. Nobody is sitting around thinking they could use an extra TV in the game room for $1,000 or more. Meanwhile, the “laptops” they are trying to push this holiday season aren’t even appropriate for the third world use – get this, they are selling a Celeron with 512mb ram with Vista for $229. Good lord, and you think people hate Vista now, wait till they crank it on that Celery on battery-saving mode.

123-Reg Hosting Service Offline All Weekend

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I tend to keep my company to a really high standard because not only is it my business, but my business rides on top of that infrastructure. So when someone has a problem, its my problem too. I tend to say we suck (though over 2007 we have fixed approximately 80% of the outstanding issues) but things happen to get much worse out there. Take a look at this story.

One of the ISPs in UK, 123-Reg, apparently (just guessing but their comments and commenters) had a DDoS take its name servers out of commission on Friday and they apparently had the weekend off and didn’t get around to recovering the service till last night.

But note the comments.. people are pissed not because the stuff crashed, not because the money they lost, not because of incompetence – they are pissed because there was no notice, no communication, no way to reach anyone.

This is a big problem, one that is very complex to fix. If you think it’s simple, you can probably count the number of customers on one hand. Establishing the communications channel is simple – you throw up a blog, podcast, video blog, newsletter, direct mail, print it on the back of the business card, scotch tape it to the bathroom door. The complex part is getting your customer base to adapt to the single, official communications process. Your customers have to adopt your preferred way of communication to theirs. It can be tough to do, but it has to be firm and it has to be consistent.

After all, you can’t order a Pizza at a McDonalds.. And you can’t request support through email. 🙂 (I’ve said this dozens of times and never had my ass kicked, your mileage may vary)

When conflict of interest strikes back: Apple, Amazon

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Over the past few days the Internet has been full of the conflict of interest coverage, be it from jaded lovers or angry blog authors who thought they mattered.. and I suppose it’s a sad realization when you realize you don’t.

First up, Scoble seems to be surprised that his friends will not go on camera bashing Apple for their crappy products. It’s got nothing to do with Apple, it all has to do with self-interest: CEO’s of Web 2.0 vaporware have to be nice to everyone on the record because they want to do business or be acquired by those companies. Scoble, who gets a lot of press attention, is a blogger – not press, so he didn’t get the iPhone up front or a free PowerMac or whatever he wanted so he is calling Apple for what everyone already knows. Second, a whole slew of people seem pissed at Steven Levy, who gave a glowing review of what is one fugly, closed, DRM-ridden piece of trash product from Amazon that costs more than the competition. Who is complaining? Thats right, the guys that didn’t get a free one.

To put it in perspective, this is like me calling out Microsoft for Zune 2 sucking because I didn’t get one. And that Lamborgini Murcielago, what a joke!

So here is a lesson for the aspiring bloggers: You either have to be an undying, unquestionable fanboy, or you better hide from any camera / voice recorder / cell phone lest you be caught saying the wrong thing to the wrong people..

How do these folks sleep at night with all that ego and fear on their minds?

Who’s yo daddy now, bitch? (Microsoft 2, SMB IT Providers 0)

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Mark says: “ODG, was Vlad actually right?”

Now Mark is a pretty smart guy but I get the “I hate it when you’re right” speach every other day from people that deal with me (as opposed to “OMG, you’re not a total ass I imagined!” that I get every day). It really pains me when you look at some of my posts and make it out like I was the first one to call the date of Christ’s return.

This stuff was apparent and obvious to everyone in this sector a long time ago. Yet, when I wrote that post I got slammed as I usually do. So let’s rewind:

Google emerges among Microsoft’s inability to dominate the Internet through its closed software and closed standards. Majority adopts open source and open standards, Google gives everything away for free and just drops a few ads on the side that nobody seems to mind. Google becomes a dominant force in the fight for Internet eyeballs, starts moving the software it beta tests on the consumers into universities and into companies. It starts building its suite off easy to use products while Microsoft suffers embarrasing product releases, support, pricing schemes and PR problems. Everyone except the privacy advocates love Google, hating Microsoft turns into a dominant smartphone, major switch PR campaign and disenfranchised partner ecosystem that sees a sunset to its business process as everyone enters the fight for the SMB customer.

And then that sound of inevidability, that nobody likes to believe is very loud for everyone to hear: Big companies like working with big companies.

You see companies hedging their bets and teaming up with one another for the be all end all goal of owning the largest piece of the audience – with it, their entertainment dollars, business dollars, service dollars, ecommerce dollars and so on. The race is on, current business models are changing at the top and that is something to pay attention to.

Yet, my dear peers beat me up when I said everyone needs to go to attend WWPC if they want to be at the front of the pack. Everyone discounts the posts about Google when the conversation about SMB is taking place. Everyone laughs when I talk about Microsoft..

Yet, Karl and I sat there at WWPC during Steve Ballmers keynote and watched him outline a 3 year plan to replace the only advantage IT solution providers in SMB sector currently have: direct access to the customer.

What’s your move? More importantly, who is yo daddy?

Update: I feel compelled to admit that I left one thing out:

This move does not make Microsoft the devil, they happen to be the victim in the current arrangement. Yes, even with 30 billion a quarter, their future looks grim. Their online services division loses a billion a year and they have made far too many enemies in every segment and every industry and each day makes them look worse while Google and Apple can seem to do no wrong. Microsoft is given 0 benefit of the doubt, while Leopard has worse troubles than Vista ever had, iPhone is more closed than anything Microsoft ever put together and guess who is the saint and who is the devil in that equation.

People are speculating that Microsoft needs to buy Yahoo to stay relevant in the Web 2.0 race. They are investing in Facebook. They are trying to do everything they can to remain on top and keep their investors sitting on their hands. If you invested in Google a year ago, your money would have doubled. If you did the same for Apple, your money would have tripled. Microsoft, you’d be lucky to cover the trade comission.

Microsoft has no friends. It has no loyal friends either – Dell is selling Linux and Solaris, Intel is powering their main competitors…. and in turn, as an organization it must do what it has to in order to grow, prosper and keep people from pulling their money out of Nasdaq: MSFT.

In the grand scheme of things, Microsoft just got a huge friend in Comcast and hedged its bets against its competitors in Google.

It’s a great day for Microsoft.

Sucks if you’re their partner that just saw the Software+Services replace your competitive advantage.

-Vlad