Tomorrow is April 1st and I will not be blogging out of protest.
You see, April 1st is the excuse for people without the slightest sense of humor to take one day a year and act like awkward imbeciles. I’m not even going to work tomorrow, I can imagine the helpdesk, voicemail, phone calls and other mediums will be flooded by people that get one obligatory day to pull out the giant stick they carry up their butt the other 364 (or this year, 365) days of the year.
Humbug. I wish most people could stop trying to destroy a productive workday and instead ration out that good spirit and humor over the course of the whole year.
See ya on the 2nd.