I’m heading to prison

That last time this many dawgs for slaughtered, Michael Vick went from multimillionaire to a prisoner. Today, in an epic Georgia bitchslapping festival tradition that is the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, Florida Gators DESTROYED Georgia.

Last year there was a little fluke. Every dog gets lucky once in 20 years.

This year it was a massacre at the hands of Florida Gators. 49-10, really 49-3 if you don’t count Georgia scoring on the 4th string players in the last quarter.

Chris, I’ll see you in Atlanta. SEC SEC SEC.