Another beautiful day in Florida, it’s a great time to be alive. And it’s always great to be a Florida Gator. As the reigning champions we need to fill our quota of smack talk so today I would like to address something I am asked frequently.
What the heck is a Sooner? What does Ohio State roadkill taste like? What happens with the elephant mascot from the overhyped Alabama season once Florida is through with it?
I now have an answer for you:
It’s delicious! Southeastern Conference, the tradition of hate continues 🙂 I know, I know, it seems a bit much… but I gotta stock up snacks for my boy that’s going to be out on the road the next two weeks.

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