Work in progress indeed…

Microsoft
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So Ballmer was joking about Vista and while I wholeheartedly wish the details of that discussion were kept private, in the real world it is a joke that is not very funny to any of us that make a living supporting/managing Vista solutions. I think the OS is great, I bought a new system when I rolled it out at home, with the exception of one device that needed an x64 driver (my fault and vendors fault, not Microsoft’s) it has been very good.

Where the Vista (and Mobility) and Microsoft tend to fall apart is consistency. The products do not consistently perform in a way that one would expect them, here is my own XPerience over the weekend:

Got home after being out for a week. Windows had applied the newest security patches and shut my system off (instead of reboot). Upon powering on Vista my network card was dead, apparently whichever driver Windows installed disconnected my system from the Internet. OK, reinstall drivers. Upon reboot, I found out that my Outlook OST was corrupted (how did that happen?) and instead of repairing, it told me to run scanpst which is not in the run path but under 3 layers of user-unfriendly Microsoft-centric hiarchies (\Program Files (x86)\Common Files\System\MSMAPI\1033) and oh, it just might run for a few hours.

That is not the kind of an experience you want to give your user base in 2008.

For their share, both Mac OS X systems in the office (secretary’s and my desk) were up and running, smugly.

The New View

Microsoft, OwnWebNow, SMB
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Today was a rough day, I am knees and elbows deep in fertilizer working on the rose garden that is Own Web Now and what it represents. This is pretty difficult for me to write so please take it with a grain of salt, in all sincerity, this is the first post that I hope nobody is offended by. In order for any rose to continue to grow and bloom, some big branches have to be cut down, blooms removed right after they are the most beautiful and soil planted, replanted and refurbished from time to time.

OWN, in the eyes of many of our customers, is Vlad(tm). Truth is, there are so many people, partners, vendors and organizations that make this possible. I had never envisioned going into a business as some dark overlord of IT with the Exchange superpowers, I always thought that OWN could and would grow into being an organization that benefits businesses, big and small, new and old, and that we worked on the organization that would serve the clients, not a company that would have to put up with things, deal with politics, cut deals and agreements just to make a buck. But fast forward a few years and here I sit on my throne, looking at the incoming CID LCD and wondering if I really want the hassle. Here is how I came to my answer:

Last weeks MVP summit was a huge eye opener because I had no big agenda, I had no hunger, I had really just wanted to enjoy the company of some of the smartest people in this business, buy a few drinks and meals and hopefully learn something new. What I learned is that the opportunity to serve is far bigger than the opportunity to try and change peoples perceptions and set ways.

What I mean by that is that I got to see what Microsoft thinks is the future, I got to see my peers across all markets, I got to see the value delivery that is provided across all segments of the business – IT, services, development, infrastructure, sysadmin. Clue: it’s all the same. In every sector, there are 10% of people who are hungry, dying to have you come in and solve their problem. Then there are 90% of the others, which cause problems for you. Who in their right mind wastes their time on the 90% of the problem cases just because they demand attention instead on nurturing the 10% and making sure that the 10% are the future of your company?

Friday Massacre

OWN was a company built on partnerships, but partnerships are a double edged sword. They are great when they work, they are awful when they have to be broken. Unfortunately, today I had to go through my list and break quite a few of them. For years I have tried to be a good guy and give people the benefit of the doubt, to work with people when they are being difficult, to go that extra mile even when I know I am losing an account. No, it does not make sense financially, but I wanted to know that people didn’t hate me and my company even if we had disappointed them to the point that they virtually had to look elsewhere. I put up with a lot – deadbeats, assholes, gurus, power users, knowitalls… because my reputation was on the line whenever the company reputation was on the line.

But at this point, in 2008, as I am about to go on a leave, this company is about a lot more than me. This company is about the people that work with it, some around the clock, to make sure we and our partners can take the clients businesses to the next level. I have to, ethically, balance the equation of pleasing the partners and creating an environment that is not stress-oriented and driven by the whims of difficult people.

The primary question is – is this fair to the customer, is it fair to the partner, is it fair to OWN employees and is it fair at all?

In 2007, we solved the issue of unreliable SMB email with LiveArchive, nothing else on the market does quite the same thing with so little effort. In 2008, we aim to arm our partners up with the tools and skills they need to flourish. We look towards creating a scalable two-factor authentication offering that can be acquired and managed on demand, from one employee to thousands. We look to help the community of professionals around OWN so we can help serve more people where they are. We look to give advantages to the partners in the countries that have traditionally been overlooked.

So is it fair? Is it fair that the small group of people ruin everyone’s support experience because they crank out tickets instead of reading the documentation? Is it fair that partners cannot behave ethically, and cause us to restrict and limit the functionality of the product that could help those that need those features the most? Is it fair that partners can behave like dickheads and ruin the day of the individual that is trying to help them, so that the next person doesn’t get the spectacular support they deserve? Is it fair that my partners don’t get the kind of attention they deserve because it is being eaten up by people who are in trouble because they didn’t do their job and tried to pin it on us? Is it fair that we are spending time, money, resources and effort on dead ends instead of being open and welcoming and actually building instead of trying to find ways around stuff?

No, it’s not fair and it’s not fair to anyone involved which makes today a particularly tough day. It is hard to say goodbye to people that would rather stay and pain it through, even if we both know they would be happier elsewhere. So we’ve opened the door.

Not all business calls are easy, not all business transactions are fair. Thats life, thats entreprenurial spirit, that is the reality of any organization that looks to do better things for more people. If we have done that, and if I have to sacrifice some short term happiness to make sure we are posed to do that in the future, I will sleep very easy at night indeed.

I’d rather feed the hungry and empower the ambitious than beat myself down trying to change the minds of those marching towards their doom. In fact, that is our mission statement.

So today, I got rid of 20 service providers we used to work with, because we were no longer working together, we were working against one another. If you recall, this was the negative sentiment towards Microsoft that I took to Redmond as well. Truth is, these 20 partners accounted for majority of the support nightmares and demotivating events for my staff, and I would like to publicly thank Mark Crall from TechCare Team who took the time to help me come to this decision back in November when I first turned to him for advice, and for my homies in Karl Palachuk, Erick Simpson and Dave Sobel who always have my back and beat me up when I’m going in the wrong direction. Thank you guys.

On a brighter side, if you were looking for an asshole duel, today is a great day.

P.S. Life is too f’n short and Chris had it right when he talked about ego’s – some people really make themselves out to be 90% of the problem, even if they only represent 0.0001% of the solution. No great business gets built on trying to please that. Despite what opinion some of you may have of me, businesswise, I think we’d be a lot better off if I hired an evil sidekick that was just a complete ass. I’ve been too damn nice to far too many people and I apologize to my staff, my partners and our collective client base for having misprioritized our attention. I am trying to fix it.

So I guess NDA means nothing anymore? Ok, I’m going to break mine too.

Microsoft
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Geez, I guess NDA’s mean absolutely nothing anymore. Check out this assclown, that posted verbatum, out of context, commentary from a private Microsoft event to a room full of people that signed a stack of NDAs. So yes, Ballmer said:

“Vista, work in progress.”

He also happened to do it in a joking mood, to a favorable crowd, to a (fanatical) audience, in a response to a very tough question from enthusiasts who shared the pain of trying to help people that got onto the new OS. Should we just crucify the guy for making a bad joke? (the line, not the OS)

Whether fair or not, Microsoft will get beaten up in public about this just because the head cheese has a sense of humor. Cause he isn’t human or anything like that. God forbid we try to laugh a little about our mistakes and pretend they never happened. Nah, that would be wrong, just put the blinders on and keep on pretending everything is ok, right?

Wrong! I like the fact that Microsoft’s leader cracked up a little about the mistakes and is working to overcome them. Microsoft needs more of them, Microsoft needs to defend their turf and bitchslap the Apple ads with that dirty little punk. If they could just hold back just short of abusing their monopoly, crushing their partners, being anticompetitive and pushing closed, royalty-ridden substitutes for standards approval… I think we would all be a little better off.

Best part of the day, Indian MVP asked Ballmer if he had a Shockey Monkey! Now that was friggin classic:

You are a CEO of the biggest software company, 80,000 people, 200 countries.. You must work all the time, how do you sleep at night? Do you have a monkey with shockey stick that hit you when you are trying to sleep? Ok, so I added that last part in but it knocked me out of my chair 🙂

Oh, and as for the NDA material. Microsoft Lolcatdrop, it’s a codename for the new smallbiz solution below SBS specifically targeted at euthanasia clinics. I think Dave Overton is heading that one.

I earned my MVP wings today

Vladville
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Earlier today, I made a class-A jackass of myself, with a full on rant about the return of IT projects and the end of IT nightmares of just keeping it all organized and operational.

That at least is the crack we smoke at Own Web Now, the same crack I probably should have had before I decided to open my mouth.

But one benefit of MVPdom is that on Tuesday I was with Exchange MVPs, folks with big enterprise jobs working for HP, Coke, EMC, Quest. Today, I spent with the guys from Down Home Computers, Correct SOLUTIONS, Calvert, Black Warrior. Think all these guys are scared about losing their jobs/companies as Microsoft, Amazon, Google, etc, go to the cloud?

Nope.

Truth is, there is a consulting company for every shop. Users will always need advice, a signoff, a confidence that they are making the correct decision for their shop. One of my sales guys was working a new lead that didn’t know the difference between POP3 and Exchange hosting, he’ll be serving one man and startups, DIYers that just need an extra pair of eyes. My SBS compadres will be serving the small businesses that want strategic technology. Larger businesses will still serve the mess of middleware.

I aim to be in the middle of it because I believe I can beat Microsoft and the garden variety of ultrabig providers that have never been service companies and failed in every attempt to do it. So I am not giving up.

And I don’t want my fellow ITPROs to give up too. Listen, this game is far too big and it is evolving. Managed services is just a little fad stopgap of providing reliable services in the upper small business and higher, small business in the future will be going to something far more affordable and reliable…. but don’t think that because you aren’t selling an SMB thousands of dollars of infrastructure you are going to lose out on thousands of dollars of income – quite the opposite – you just will not deal with thousands of dollars of trying to make Microsoft stuff work, someone else will do that.

But where will the thousands of dollars end up going?

Into your pocket, for the services that only IT professionals can render. Development, business information flow. Your job will evolve from keeping stuff together and running into getting the stuff arranged in a way that it makes more money for the company.

I know you doubt that, but I can share thousands of stories with you of people who discovered a ton more money in their business thanks to Shockey Monkey (and alternatives) that simply organized their business and got it together. You can deliver the same promise to your customers.

Whether you’re one guy.

Whether you’re ten guys.

Whether you’re like me.

The future looks good, what we do is evolving.

Evolve with it, or die.

As for my rant today, it was brought to you by the makers of Nyquil.

Shockey Monkey 2.0 Demo Week

Shockey Monkey
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In case you are not following the Shockey Monkey mailing list, this is the first demo week of Shockey Monkey 2.0. Travis is taking a 100 or so partners in small groups and showing off the feature set behind some of the core functionality. And while I will not push out Shockey Monkey 2.0 beta until Sunday, we are trying to get an idea of what raises question marks.

So let me be honest with you – I understand that you’d rather have it in your hands and provide feedback after you’ve had a chance to look around. It’s live up there, why can’t I have access to it, right? Truth of the matter is, because of the volume of people on Shockey Monkey, I have no idea where to start producing a relevant training video and which parts of the system are total common sense and which are just totally confusing! This is a hedging game of support, I am trying to find out what the top questions in my support portal will be on Monday so I can provide answers to them beforehand.

Call it pre-emptive technical support if you will 🙂

OT: It works. Thanks to those of you that have put up with the first day of demos, take it with a grain of salt. This is the first time we’re doing public demo of 2.0, this is the first time someone other than myself is explaining the product, this is the first time we’re using Adobe Acrobat Connect instead of Microsoft Livemeeting, this is the uncharted, undocumented territory and unlike the other stuff on the market that requires a University and a hack team and an advisor and a consultant and six other “gurus” to put the crap together, I will frankly feel like a failure as a programmer if it took you any more than a single 1 hour video to become a master of Shockey Monkey. So again, thank you for helping me fulfill my vision.

Who is your influencer, baby?

IT Culture, Web 2.0
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One of the nicest things about the MVP Summit, and one of the reasons I pay so much and urge so many of you to go to the big industry events, is that you can surround yourself with people who are far (far, far) wiser and more experienced than you. In a surrounding where you are not being weighted down by the idiots you have to deal with for a paycheck you can’t help but elevate your game and start seeing things in a whole new light.

One of the things I have been thinking about over the past few days has been the balancing of the equation that contains trust, influence, reputation, authority and credibility. Number of techmeme headlines had been swirling around my head for weeks as bloggers start to realize that they are not the center of the world.

But this is not about bloggers, it is an important lesson for everyone that brings themselves online, whether willingly through social networks or unwillingly through the better search engine indexing of public records.

You can’t hide. But you can try to understand how the information is consumed online.

The fundamental lie to the Web 2.0 world is that it is not based on knowledge and credentials, it is based on the size of your personal network. It’s not what you know, it’s how many people it appears know you. It’s all about the size, baby. Those with the size and apparent large roster of buddies use it to talk about those connections and project the appearance of equality with their subjects. And the pile grows. They refer back to how so-and-so did-something-something because of them. It infers influence. Jump on the bandwagon as often as possible, love everything everyone else loves. It will grow your network of people interested in the seemingly everything you are interested in. Talk about yourself and how you’ve previously talked about it. To the casual observer, it seems like you have some authority over the subject. Traffic begets traffic, pretty pictures illustrate credibility, authority, makes you feel like you can trust them because the herd does too.

Then you meet them and realize… my god, this person is complete and total charlatan that is obviously out of place.

The bottom line is, knowledge and credentials still matter. Not in the makebelief world of Web 2.0, but in the real world where you make your money, feed your family, grow as a human being and hopefully cause change that improves you and things around you.

My whole point is that you should not get discouraged from what you do just because you’re an apparent peon and you don’t have a billion contacts on Facebook. You should not abandon hope just because your events are packed with hundreds of people lined up to take your picture. The big picture is far larger than that.

Trust is something earned, not something percieved.
Everyone fact-checks, nobody will take things on blind faith. (Web 2.0 religion opportunity?
You have no influence over anyone. Don’t lie to yourself.

What makes you reputable, notable, perhaps even influential is NOT an internal quality that you posses. It is an external, subjective opinion of people who choose to follow you, who believe that you make sense and can be honest and human.

Web 2.0 is not so unlike the Real World 1.0, though it is easier to lie in, reality is all that actually matters/counts. Don’t get lost in the clouds. (sorry, sorry, I know, bad pun)

Can you shame someone into using Twitter?

IT Culture
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This is called taking one for the team as far as the community is concerned. She either asks for the password to start Twittering or drives up to Seattle for the Summit for the sole purpose of killing me. Either way, everyone stands to benefit:

https://twitter.com/susanbradley

Name susanbradley

Location Fesno, CA

Bio Fake Susan Bradley’s take on SBS and adult entertainment industry

Oh, Chris is twittering too.. Or is it tweeting?

Three Important Fixes for Windows Mobile 6

Mobility, Uncategorized
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It is no longer a surprise that iPhone absolutely destroyed Windows Mobile in nearly all categories, or that Blackberry has reincarnated from their lawsuit to become the most demanded business communications solution around. It is far less surprising to those of us that actually use, or rather put up with, the dinosaur that is Windows Mobile 6. I recently got two of the latest Windows Mobile 6 phones from AT&T and just how pathetic they are for some of what I would consider the most basic of mobile functions. No messenger, no ability to customize start menus, no ability to even set a homepage. No, I am not joking. And yes, a year from now when Windows Mobile 6.1 becomes commonplace, Microsoft will claim innovation and huge leaps in the software usability (in stealing the Cardfile UI that has been provided by Samsung for over a year on i600).  So frustrating.

However, this week is the MVP Summit and I’m always asked about how this and that gets done on the WM device so here are top three tricks to WM6 Standard:

Changing the homepage

If you didn’t purchase your phone directly from the manufacturer or Expansys, it was likely riddled with garbage links your carrier has put in to make Pocket Internet Explorer even more useless. I always change my homepage to Google not just because the search is terrific, but because Google will make browsing on your PocketPC a little more tollerable. You know that Cached feature where they will show you the latest cached page even if the server is down? Well, Google for Windows Mobile has a way of stripping out extra content and presenting easilly readable text on the Windows Mobile device.

Problem: You cannot change your homepage on WM6.

Solution: First, download this registry editor. Navigate to “HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\AboutURLs” and change the value of the home registry key to the URL you want your Pocket Internet Explorer to start with.

Customizing the start menu

If your carrier is anything like mine, useful WM6 applications are buried three levels deep while all the garbage you will never use is front page. If you attempt to delete it from the Start menu, you will receive a note that the file manager could not delete or move the files.

Problem: When you attempt to delete or move programs on the devices start menu your access is denied. Your phone is Application Locked.

Solution: First, you need to application unlock your WM6 device. You will need to download this software. Copy SDA_ApplicationUnlock.exe to your Windows Mobile phone and execute it. After the unlock you will be prompted to reboot your phone and will now be able to nuke carrier trash apps.

You also might want to snag Total Commander, which helps get to the areas the built in file explorer just does not seem to want to go into like \Windows\Start Menu

Messenger

Aside from the basic $3 phone functionality, the only useful thing on a Windows Mobile device is Pocket Outlook. Virtually every carrier has stripped Windows Mobile 6 of the Messenger application and they all try to push you through their broken IM implementations or sell you Goodlink (which is the exact opposite of the title, neither a link nor good).

Problem: Give me Windows Live Messenger!!!!

Solution: Thank you for reading Vladville, here you go.

The overall problem

Microsoft doesn’t now, nor does it appear in the forseeable future, have a way of getting a reliable Windows Mobile experience into the hands of the potential Windows Mobile users. I have been using Windows Mobile since WindowsCE 2.1 and Cassiopedia A20. In all this time, Windows Mobile 6 is by far, uncontested, worst release of Windows Mobile ever. Although technologically superior to WindowsCE 2.1, the carrier neutering of the phone and flood of junk applications, multiple device/app/system locks, lack of software upgrades (did you know your Windows Mobile device has a Windows Update application on it?) and obvious lack of innovation by all indications make Windows Mobile.. well, neither.

I hope that the links and tips provided here make your WM experience a little less painful and you can count on me to express the above sentiment which I have been getting from many of you at the Microsoft MVP Summit next week.

Karl’s Bookstore Burnout

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I mean Right NOW, we’re having a sale at SMBBooks.com and GreatLittleBook.com.

You have to start with this link:

I KNOW VLAD

If your purchase totals $25 or more, you will receive a $25 discount.

Right now.

All products.

Limited to the first 1,000 people who click on that link.

Everyone’s eligible. But you gotta start with that link.

Offer ends in seven hours.

Dear Customer, STFU and GFO

Vladville
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Sitting around this morning, watching television, and I cannot believe the outpour of anger at the airports over flights that were delayed to repair electrical systems that posed a threat to the passengers. Just what do people expect an airline to say?

Dear Passenger,

We know you have your choice of airlines and we thank you for choosing American Airlines. Unfortunately, you chose a flight on a plane that was grounded to conduct serious maintenance that will prevent it from burning up in a fireball 30,000 feet above ground.

However, as a courtesy we can book you on one of those flights but you have to sign this waiver that says you will not sue us if the 1.8% chance that you will die on our flight.

Yeah, thought so. Now go sit down and shut the fuck up because we’re not putting out pilots in danger because you have a hooker waiting for you in Las Vegas, mkay?

Now, I obviously missed a calling in PR but you get the message.

This country is, for the lack of a better word, fucked, because we have adults behaving like children and throwing fits when something does not go their way. When the gratification is not instant. When their own happiness is dependant on some hard work or sacrifice. We want it all, we want it now and we want it free.

The world of 24/7/365, profit crunch and infinite expectations needs a serious reality check because the safety is supposed to be the core of the promise, 24/7 only a benefit. Not the other way around.

We are selfish, consumed with ourselves and do not care to see the big picture because its just too ugly and we don’t have the time to be put down with that. We are more comfortable to accept lies and broken promises than to take one moment to understand that something is being done for our own good.

This was going to be a bad morning for me, until I saw the justice of the taser, applied to a grown man that was throwing a tamper tantrum in the middle of an airport. Don’t tase me bro, I’ll behave like a grownu.. bbbbzzzzzzttttt.. aaaaahhh”

Go Gators! Bzzzt.